Friday, May 25, 2007

Italian Man from Palermo, Autrian Prostitute, and Freddy Gonzalez

So like I said before, Austria is simply amazing--atleast Vienna. Vienna seems to be such a hip, up to date city, but at the same time it coincides with the Vienna of the Hapsburg! The city is to die for, their metro system is amazing, people are true freaks, and i am just in love with it!


So I am staying at this hostel near the museum quarter. The hostel is very nice, except for the fact that the rooms are a sauna inside. It is so fucking hot most of the night I cannot even sleep. Sooooo, they placed me in an all men's room. Every1 sleeps in their undis cus its so fucking hot....i slept in my BETCH undis tonight cus i have no clean undis anymore! Soooo anyways...there had been a man sleeping under my bed for the past 3 nights. I had never met him...I had just seen him sleep. Yesterday I woke up really late and I took a shower, when I got out he was up and he went in to take a shower. I stayed in the room putting on my cremes and getting ready, and we all know how long that can take. He came out and he began to talk to me...His name is something really complicated but he is 30 yrs old from Palermo. He didnt know much english but he knew italian, german, and french---languages i do not speak! So he tells me that he is moving to another hostel and that I should go with him and then we could drink coffee....AUSTRIA IS FAMOUS FOR ITS COFFEE SHOPS! sooo then im like i dunno i really wanted to get going....but ok. My decesion was influenced by the size of his crotch! and the faint hope that he wanted to fuck my mouth. So we go down to the metro and i wait for him to check in, then we go to a coffee shop in front of st stephens and drink our morning coffee. We did not talk much cus well...the language barrier!!! but at one point he leans over and asks me "DO U LIKE WOMEN?" to which i respond "well, not sexually i dont" and he is like do u like me? im like well ur a nice guy but if u mean physically, I like the size of ur crotch" to which he laughs and we do a hand slap! lol So he tells me that we should get a prostitute and have a 3 some! Im like well i wont fuck her so Ill just watch u fuck her...i like that! So we go to a bar where prostitutes hang out at 12 noon. Unfortunately they have very expensive prostitutes for like 200 euros! so we go around the corner where the cheap 50 euro ones are at. He calls over this blonde austrian prostitute and they talk--she apparently wanted 20 euros extra in order for me to see them have sex. I say NO and walk out. He follows me and says that the prostitute has agreed that hell pay her the 50 euros and ill watch! So im like welllll...can i suck u off!! HE IS LIKE SURE!!!so we go in, I pay for the room and he pays for the prostitute. We go into the room...she gets naked in like 3 seconds...and blows him...i am just standing by the door laughing internally! lol Sooooo he picks her up and sucks her tits, and he tells me to get on my knees and suck him off! SOOOO I DO ! and indeed it was a nice cock!!! a nice fat long tan cock! Sooooooo, after a while he puts a condom on him and asks me in german, what position i want them to fuck! Im like i dunno whatever u want1 So he fucks her from the back....i sort of introduced the cock in her and saw him fuck her. While he was fucking her I kissed him, he fingered me, I fingered him and played with his ass. Anddd that was that....he came she got up took an alcohol wipe, wiped her vagina and left ! Then the italian man from palermo and i parted ways and I went to the Cathedral, Maria Theresa Palace, and the zoo!!!! :)

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Ending days of Florence, Venice, Rome, Milan/Pompei in 5 secs.

Ok, sorry about this but writing ont his sit has become a mission, especially cus internet connection has become harder and harder to get.

First of all, I have to say that I will go thru all these places in the space of 2 lines! so you wont get everything, just the most important! I also have to apologize to Cait Smith for overextending my visit and turning the 3 days stay into like a week...i left the apt when she had to vacate it !! Anyways, Florence was awesome, I mean so much art! I also had lots of sex in those places I mentioned before or maybe I didnt--but finding sex in florence is very simple and easy!! I got drunk in numerous occassion, ate out a lot and basically it was awesome. Some of the girls at caits program were amazingly crazy! so shout outs to elizabeth and erica! One night tho we went out and this Russian man was trying to hit on erica, she made believe she was a lesbian then he followed us outside of the GAY club and then i think i told him off...or something along the lines of "cant u see we dont wanna hang out with u....u already turned her into a dyke!" to which he got very pissed off and demanded an apology from me!! i refused to give it till one of the girls gave it for me! then elizabeth said FUCK U to him in Italian and he thought it was me so he began to follow me!!! Then i ran cus i needed to pee but apparently he had agun with him! one of the girls calmed him down and he left us ! not without giving out an autograph pic of himself! which was later lost at a burrito place! Btw those fucking burritos were fucking spicy!!

Anyways, I left florence and got to Venice! AMAZING CITY does not smell like it used to! I stayed in this desserted island in front of the big island and had to take the boat to venice everyday..it took 25 mins! One night I missed the boat and had to pay 80 euros to fet back to my island for a fucking taxi boat! Venice is dead after like 10 pm and there r many rats swiming around the canals!! but its an awesome city every1 should go to it and go to the peggy guggenheim museum and see the POLLOCKS AND THE ERECT HORSE RIDER OUTSIDE! ANYWAYSSS.....i then went to Rome and stayed at this very nice hostel that was ran by an indian man that never left the fucking place...he lived there and slept in the couch thats why the common room was closed after 12! He had a retarded fat guy clean the toilets at night an during the day he would sleep in peoples bed while no1 was there...i know this cus one day i slept in and saw him sleep in one of the beds...thank god i slept on the top of the bunk bed and for 2 nights on the floor!! ROME IS SO FUCKING NOISY ! AT NIGHT WE COULDNT SLEEP...ALSO I THINK I GO BED BUG BITES! The metro is disgusting full of grafitti anf just dirty !!!!I did get to an apple store tho it was quite pricey to get there...the fucking place is like outside of rome in the middle of nowhere!!! The hostel was quite fun tho i met some nice people including people from new mexico and texas??? anyways....an od 60 yr old man was staying there and apparently he was caught jacking off at one of the computers...the fat retarded guy found him at 3 am jacking off and all he said was NO PLZ NO! that became the funny phrase of the week around the hostel!!! anywhoooooo...ROME BABY IM SORRY BUT I HAD NO CONNECTION WITH U....I FEEL AS THO I WAS THERE BUT I MISSED SOMETHING....MAYBE NEXT TIME ETERNAL CITY !!!!!!!

SOOOO i get to Naples and it ends up that the hostel isnt really in Naples, its right outside somewhere called Porticia or something !!! so i get a taxy and that faggot charged me 40 euros...ihad to go to an atm outside of teh train station and get money...OMGGGG NAPLES IS HIDEOUS....AND SKETCHY AND U JUST FEL LIKE A BULLET MIGHT GET U ...PLUS THEY HAD A PROBLEM WITH THEIR LANDFILLS SO THEY HADNT COLLECTED GARBAGE IN LIKE 3 WEEKS...SO PILES AND PILES OF GARBAGE JUST LAYE OUTSIDE IN THE HEAT! EEWW NASTY.....so anyways i get to thsi FABRIC hostel...really cool even had a bar/club on the first floor. The shower had no curtain so u wetted the whole toilet the sink and flooded the room when u showered but that was ok it had good temp and good pressure. I met nice people from australia....JENN AND PHILIP and i climbed Vesuvius with them and MARC...a kid from California. Anyways that was a calm time cus it wasnt in the actual naples...i just kept getting drinks at the bar which were awesome. Then i got to vienna which took me the whole fucking day!!!!!!train to rome then train to pisa then train to airport and finally vienna!!!


VIENNA IS AMAZING! WHAT A CITY I AM IN LOVE WITH IT..AND ITS METRO SYSTEM...WOW!!!! NO GRAFITTI ON THEM THEY R SO CLEAN AND EFFICIENT I WANNA LIVE HERE!!!!!! NEXT POST IS BETTER....i just need to charge this shit cus its about to die

Saturday, May 5, 2007

FINALLY A POST

So I havent been able to write on this shit for a very long time, due to the fact that internet connection has not been available. I got to Madrid, I stayed there for like 2 days and I was finally able to see Franco's tomb etc etc. By the way I payed 45 euros just to go to the mountain...ridic!!! the things i would do for dictators! I then took a train to San Sebastian which was totally out of my plans. I got to San Sebastian and it was rainy and I did not know how to get into the hostel. I finally got in and I met some really cool people--some were from Canada and some from the US. That night a group of us went to a traditional Basque dinner 8 km from San Sebastian. The place was amazing, it was this long hall with tables and huge barrils full of cider. We ate like mad and it was delicious. Then we went out to a bar and I got really drunk, I apparently got back to the hosteland got in a room and began to touch some1 bed thinking that it was the elevator. I then started asking...WHERE IS THE ELEVATOR? even tho I did not need one to get to my room...I also got into another room thinking it was the bathroom...I ended peeing in a shower and passing out on the floor for about 10 minutes. The next few days involved drinking and more drinking. The Canadian girls as we like to call them, made some fab punch that fucked every1 up and we also played cards the whole day. Saturday night we decided to celebrate my BDAY, I drank a lot, a bottle of Smirnoff before I left the hostel, then beer and wine and rum and coke. We went to this bar and that was fun. I was pissed drunk and there was a bachelor's party going on. The man that was supposed to get married was ressed as a woman and all his friends were there with him. I was sort of the center of attention cus I was screaming and dancing and touching the guys dick. In fact I touched all the guys dicks--the ones at the bachelor's party anyways. I also got very close to this long curly haired guy and apparently I kissed him. The next day some1(NATE)asked me how he was? I was like what? who? he was like the guy u hooked up with...I do not remember exactly what I did with him but apparently something happened. There were people snorting pot in a gas station and men peeing in the streets...it was a glorious night it was a great way to end san sebastians trip.

I then took an overnight train to Paris and that was annoying to say the least. In Hendaye, the place where I needed to take the train to Paris I got the urge to take a shit. The mens bathroom was closed but the womens wasnt. I got into the womens bathroom and noticed there was no toilet paper!!!! I WILL NOT WIPE WITH MY HAND I AM SORRY! I opened by bag and there was a dirty undershirt...so that was what I used to wipe my ass. I got to Paris at around 7 30 am and then I took a taxi to the hostel. I never found the fucking hostel. The address they gave me was in fact the wrong address. I was outside for 3 hrs and nothing happened, then some man sent me to the Opera and I got into this overly expensive hotel 116 euros a night to be exact. Paris was awesome, it always is. I then moved to Montparnasse and I stayed at this cheaper hostel with no linens and no privacy but that was fine cus the people that lived in the flat were cool. I should have spent more days in Paris, 3 days are never enough....I was always so tired and I would go back home, drink with the people from the hostel and pass out. I then took a plane to Milan, which by the way the Milan airport is so far away from the actual city the fucking driver charged me 70 euros!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I then took a train to Florence on the day of my birth and that was fine. I was so fucking tired that it was ridic!!! We drank a bit in the apartment and then we went out to a bar....I could not even drink the fucking drink I was falling asleep and i SWORE to God I was dying. I told Cait I needed to go back and pass out...which I did for like 10 hrs. The true celebration of my bday will be tonight....heavy drinking and dancing in florence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Last night in Barcelona, Madrid, Lisbon

Damn! I had not realized how long it had been since I had posted on this thing, Anyways, my last night in barcelona was not the best, I decided to go out late, it was around 3 am (thx god that the metro began to ran 24 hr that day). I went to plaza de universidad and I was trying to find this gay bar called, something or other i forgot. So i walk around and see nothing....a bunch of gay bars but not the one i am looking for. I get into this last one and then what do u know....its a bear's bar!!!!! My luck! I always end up in those. Surprisingly however this was not that bad, the music was good and the people were not really bears in the true sense of the word. After a couple of drinks and talking to a few people I decided to go back home! I had a train to catch at 7 30 in the morning and I had to pack. I got home, rushing, I packed and by 6 20 I was out the door. I walked to the metro station that would take me to the train station. I had talked about the park in sagrada familia before--the cruising spot for fags. Well, I had been there before and nothing really happened, like there werent that many people, little did i Know that people start to get there at 6 am !!!!!!! Sooo i am walking around looking like a mule carrying all my luggage and I notice a lot of people i the park at 6 20 am!!! (the metro is on the corner of the park). Sooo then I get tempted and i amlike ohhh I wanna watch!!! So i decided to leave all my luggage behind a bush and since its dark I figured it would blend in--except for my colorful striped bag! So i leave all my shit there, including my cumputer!!!!! my passport and everything behind the bush and I go inside. A bunch of people jacking off and doing circle jerks...some queen was sitting in a rock sucking off like 5 people!!! Then I make out with this guy and that was nice...an then i wanted to blow him and he tells me that he is more of a bottom !!!! UGHHHHHHH So that killed everythinggg....and then I start thinking "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!? I HAVE BEEN ROBBED BEFORE I NEED TO GET MY FUCKING LUGGAGE FROM THE BUSH AND LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!" So i got them, they were all muddy cus the night before it had rained and I leave for the train station. I took the train and got to madrid just fine.

I get to madrid and of course I loved it!!! I love that city!!! I had a great time in Madrid, I saw tons and I went out almost everynight and drank a lot too. Stephanie F. was a great companion and a great drinking buddy, I found my favorite mixed drink...caipirina! and cant wait to have it again. I didnt go out to any gay bar, I just didnt!!! Steph and I tried too but I was so drunk and tired that we ended up stuffing our faces at a falafel place! The last night we went to Palacio, we danced we drank and we had a great time!Unfortunatkey I had to leave early (at 4 am ) cus i had a flight to catch at 7 20 and I had to pack...for some reason i always get early flights that i always end up hating! Madrid was low for sex!!! THOOOOOOO...i did see many people going at it. The first encounter was at a park where they have an egyptian temple given to spain by egypt!! (random). I was coming down some steps and i see a bunch of mentally challenged people playing around with their care takers....i keep walking and this mentally challenged guy is taking a shit in the lawn...he then stands u with his underware around his knees and his caretakr begins to wipe his ass!! Now, this is not behind a bush...this is in the lawn right next to the walk way The fact that he is taking a shit isnt the best part of it...his dick is!!! IT WAS HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! AND FAAAAAAAAAT AND CUT!! I swear to u ...it was asleep and it was hanging down like his 3rd foot!!! It literally came down like 8 inches from his crotch!!!! HUGEEEEE AND FAT !!! LOL why are mentally challenged guys hung??? can some1 explain?

Since I did not have internet I had to use an internet cafe down the street from me...so I go one time it was around 8 pm and i am just checking emails and then i look at a corner that is directly opposite me an i notice this 15 yr old boy looking at anime porn and masturbating. Atleast I think he was masturbating cus his right arm sure moved quickly. He also kept looking from side to side to see if any was coming...i guess he couldnt see me cus he kept going at it,..BUT TO ANIME PORN ??? AND IN AN INTERNET CAFE?!!!!! Then I went to parque del retiro...this gorgeous park behind el PRADO. I walk around see everything there is to see and i sit down in a bench to relax and enjoy mother nature. Across from me there r 2 men siting down...i can see one perfectly but the second one i ony see his arm cus there is a tree covering him. I notice they are talking and then the guys arm moves to the others crotch!! I was like ummm is it just me or is he jacking him off?????? He then bends forward and sucks him off then the guy stnds up and the other sucks him off as if nothing...I took a pic of it if u all want to see...its not that great cus i was far from them but u can tell whats going on!!!!!! Then later that night I tell the story to some people and they tell me that in fact that park is the cruising spor for gay men !!! Why do these things follow me???

Whatever....going back...i pack and I fly to lisbon...i was drunk and with no sleep so I was dead tired...i past out as soon as i sat down and then i woke up and there we were in Lisbon!! i got a bus to the center of town tho it wa raining heavily and i also fell asleep in the bus. I even drueled a bit an i woke up and this mad had a face of disgust just looking at me! I got to Marques de Pombal avenue and didnt know where the fuck to go to...i had no hostel no nothing. I check on my guide and they list a few places I call one and they do have a room available. I go over and i try to take a nap...by that point i wasnt sleepy anymore!!! tHE PLACE WAS AMAZING...IT HAD A TERRACE overlooking the city, it was underneath the castelo st jorge and it was just dreamy. I had to leave saturday cus they didnt have any rooms for me after friday!!! NOW i am at a gay hostel..and i didnt even know it was!! I arrived and there are nude pics of people showering all around the walls..gay flags in the lobby etc etc. Apparently i have 1 of the 2 rooms with a balcony leading to the garden....people shower there...and i saw 2 men shower in the garden and 2 lesbians play poker...what more can i ask for!!!??

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Barcelona finally

After my fiasco trying to get out of Sevilla I finally made my way to Barcelona in a plane. The trip was 2 hrs delayed and then when we finally got to Barcelona the fucking luggage never came out for like an hr. I did not get out of the airport till 1 30 am and by then the Metro was not working, so I had to take the bus and then a fucking taxi, and since I did not have enough money I did not know whether or not I would have enough!!! Anyways, Friday morning the fucking UPS man called me and told me that the package my mom had sent me was in Barcelona but it was not going to be delivered till Monday and if I wanted to pick it up earlier I would had to pick it up myself--so that is what I did. I got lost! it was outside of Barcelona and it was in some random factory place. The people around there kept telling me to go in different directions...so I would go up, then down, then back, then forward...took me an hr to find it--5 minutes before it was closing for siesta! The worst thing was that it was raining so I got soaking fucking wet. But yes finally I got my fucking cards...i activated them and then I was happy. Then I went to eat and the fucking cards were not working...it seems cus I was trying to use it in Spain for the first time ever my accounts had been frozen for security reasons. I went to sit a while in front of teh sagrada familia...I knew it was a cruisy park--at night--I did not think it was one during the day....especially when it was raining. I sat there cus I had to wait for my friend to get home cus I did not have keys and also I was waiting for my cards to reactivate.

So i am sitting there minding my own business and this bitch appraoches me asking me for a signature. I see that its a petition for the building of a center for death and mute people--- i THINK ITS GREAt so i give my signature tho I tell her that I do not live in Barcelona which she claims not to matter...then she asks me for money and I say that i dont have any and she gets pissed off!!! and then bitches at me for signing....then a man sits next to me and says "thats the way they steal money from tourist....they aint really working for no center" sickkkk people have no morals now. So now I am paranoid and I change benches.....then I notice the man looking at me and rubbing his cock...sickkkk then I start to stick my toungue out...I HAVE A LIZZARD COMPLEX....and then I move back to his bench...I begin to touch his cock and he starts to massage my back...a couple was sitting in a bench to our right eating cheese and bread and a group of people are on our left taking pics of the sagrada familia. Then the man tells me that he wants milk in my lips and that we should go somewhere where there are less people. I say no that I am actually waiting for someone. He then wants to stick his hand down my pants...so I sit sideways and he begins to try to finger my asshole.....it was easy cus I had no underware on ...i hadn't worn underware for like 3 days cus I had no clean underware or clean anything...I had not done laundry since Prague. It was actually weird cus he couldnt get to my asshole cus my asshole isnt at my side and since we had to pretend we were just sitting there...it was kind of an awkward arrangement...especially cus he put my scarf on his arm in order to cover it. So I leave and then he starts to follow me...i speed up and take another street---i didnt know if he wanted to fuck or steal from me!!!

Today I decided that It was time for me to leave Barcelona so I went to the train station and got a ticket. I also went to a cruisy toilet right near the ticket center. I went in had an eye contact with a guy but didnt think twice about it...i also had to go back cus I was supposed to have lunh with the people I am staying with....marcello and fer! So i go down to the metro and get a ticket--then I notice the guy from the bathroom there. I go in and I look back and he tells me to come back to him--so I do. I go back and he tells me if i had a place. I say no I live with my mother! and he says lets do something in the bathroom so i was like sure! So we go back up and he tells me to get in the invalid bathroom cus thats the only one that closes completely...I get in an after like 20 seconds he follows....then i sucked him off and he came very quickly!!! ughhhhhh and that was that. Then went to a mexican restaurant and Fer ran away cus he got diarrhea...u know us bottoms we got sensitive stomachs!!! We did have great lunch convo which involved him getting fucked by 21 men last week ! and how he was gonna do coke tonight and get fucked by t his man named guille! and how his dick was like 25 cm which he tells me its like 10 inches or 11 inches. We go back to the apt and apparently Fer had another guy coming over...so he locks me and Marcello in Marcellos room and then Marcellos bf came and us 3 were locked in the room...it was a bit uncomfortable for me cus i was sitting there and they were all over each other. Now I need to go out...somewhere--anywhere!!! cus Fer is getting fucked, marce and his bf are fucking in their bedroom and I am in the living room chatting and posting a blog. I hate going out alone especially to a club but what can i do ....i feel weird here. Tomorrow--MADRID!

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Seville´s Train station

My trip back to Barcelona was supposed to be a smooth one. I was supposed to get to Sevilla´s train station, buy my ticket, and take the TRAINHOTEL to Barcelona. Of course, my trips are never smooth---I even have problems getting to Virginia sometimes. I get to the Sevilla stationa and the last train to leave for Barcelona, the overnight one, is packed to capacity. I am told I have to wait till Tuesday (today) and see if my trip would be possible. I no longer had a hotel or a place to stay at and I had practically no cash, except for the money I was going to use to buy the ticket. So I decided to stay thw hole night at the station and just wait for the morning to buy my ticket. I stay there and then at like 12 30 am they close the fucking station. They kick me out and I am left to wonder the streets of Sevilla with the luggage I had with me. I go outside and try to catch a taxi to nowhere cus I did not have a place to go...and of ocurse no taxis pass by. The train station opens at 4 30 am again so I decided to sit outside and just wait for it to open. I was already imagining being killed by a fellow homeless or having my money and laptop stolen. Fortunately nothing happened, tho laying on that hard floor for 4 hrs isnt a fun thing to do. So i go back into the station at 4 30 when they finally open the station and at 6 am when they open the ticket counter they tell me that Barcelona is all taken...no room in any of the 4 trains that leave for Barcelona. There are no more trains for tomorrow either--apparently Barcelona is all boked for 4 days!!! So the train option is out. I finally got Lizzie to buy me a ticket with her card and and I am supposed to leave on Thursday....on a PLANE!!!! ughhhhhhhh not having ur cards in a foreign country sucks asshole!!!!!!!!!! thank god the card is in the mail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The most interesting part of the night was the bathroom. I didnt know it and I just happened to have found it out by mistake. I was about to leave the station but then I had to pee. I go in the bathroom and there are a couple of men giving each other werid looks. The voice of experience tells me that the Sevilla bathroom is a hook up site....that and the drawings of cocks and assholes on the stalls. Since my honors thesis will be on cruising spots I decide to start my fieldwork. There is a line of men jacking off in their individual stalls like if this was not a public place. The last 2 go into one of the close stalls and I guess they had sex. Theres a man, opf about 33 yr of age and he keeps looking at me. He has a nerdy look to him--but a cute/clean look to him. I look at him and notice he has a cane!!! So we look at each other a couple of times more and we walk in and out of the bathroom and then I go into one of the close stalls and he goes in with me. HAHAHAHAHA he had such a nice dick....so we touched each other and I blew him for a few...I would have continued but he forgot to lock the door and some1 opened it in the middle of it. I just heard some1 surprised expression and then the door locked again...the man did not care he wanted to continue...I sort of freaked out and basically threw him out of the stall...then he began to knock on my door like a mad man--HE HAD FORGOTTEN HIS CANE!!!!!!! so i just threw it from under the door lol !!!Thats how i spent the hours at the train station actually...except for the times that it was close....this morning this really cute young guy was there jacking off !!!! I really wanted to do something more than just watch but he said he only liked to watch other pèople masturbate...LAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Then this other man that him and I ha an eye game for about 2 hrs!!!! he didnt wanan do anything in the bathroom...so we went outside to the place where they put the garbage and I sucked him off there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank God we were not in the states....all that going in and out and all those weird actions would have been suspicious and they would have prob thought I had a bomb hiding in my sphincter!

Monday, April 9, 2007

The end of Sevilla--back to barcelona and a certain some1 named Eric Evans!

Sevilla has been pretty tame when it comes to crazy adventures or promiscuity. It was Holy week so I was not expecting some crazy o rgy around a cross--tho u never know! The star of my trip has been the guy I am staying with....he is this gay 34 yr old man that is into asians. He met a Filipino on Thursday and since no1 was in the house he decided to fuck in the living room....he doesnt know this butttt when I got home at 5 am I saw him getting hiss ass eaten !!! I would have stayed watching but it was really dark and I was very tired and cold so I just decided to go to up to bed. I did, however, made us of my oral skills with some1 in the streets. Sevilla is great--full of narrow streets that lead no nowhere and great little places for a quickie!!! It was a true quickie!!! but a much needed one none the less. I also saw a couple taking a shit together behind a car but thats another story! Lizzie and I got into a lesbian bar to drink mojitos---worst mojitos ever---dont ever go there its right off reyes catolicos on the burger king side!!! Everyone there was a big dyke!!! so we drank our drinks and left cus i mean what the hell were we gonna find there? So my bar experience in sevilla has been limited to a Bears Bar and a lesbian bar!! some1 told me they had dark rooms here....damn !

I need to go bqck to barcelona and stay with my friend again. My mom is sending me the bank card and I need to wait for it. I know it sounds crazy but I dont wanna return to barcelona...but I guess I have to !!! This time, however, I will make sure I enjoy the other aspect of the city. Soooo, this morning I get a facebook email saying the following:

From: Eric Evans
To: Freddy J Gonzalez
Subject:
Message: im sorry man i had to ban you permanently from our group "I'd fuck the caf" because of your outlandish behavior and foul language. You make us sick.


WHAT THE FUCK?? WHO IS THIS KID ? SHOULD I KNOW HIM ? and where does he get that conclusion from...if he gets it from my postings on facebook and my blog he still has a lot to see and experience cus next semester I will make sure we meet and that the sickness I cause him will be increased !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

The end of Barcelona, the start of Sevilla--"Damn you Colonel Sanders!! Damn You!!"

Ok, so Barcelona is an amazing city lalala but I shouldn't have stayed for a whole week there--but it was a free stay so what the hell, i should not complaint. I ended up having oral sex with my friend that night and then that was that. Then one night I came home and he was getting fucked by this really cute guy! I left the house shorthly after--i just checked my mail and i heard them have sex and then went to KFC. I had some amazing chicken (yes!!!, chicken does taste like chicken here and potatoes like actual potatoes, not plastic with fake flavor like in the states). Then I went on a cock hunt. I got to this place there were a few guys around hanging out and what not then I saw this man touching his crotch. I knew I didn't really want anal cus I wanted to take a shit! The chicken gave me the runs--or the 6 jalapenos I ate, I dunno. I only wanted oral! So I walk around see some man getting head by this trannie and then I encounter the guy that was touching his dick earlier on. So we look at each other a couple of times then he approached and touches my crotch and my ass. We pull our pants down and begind to jerk each other...I DO HATE THIS! I MEAN WHAT AM I 12???? I am over the exploring I AM READY FOR THE CONQUERING!!! So I kneel down and give him head...with my luck the man ended up having premature ejaculation....cus he was telling me to stop every now and then saying he was about to cum...so he turns me around (I knew this was a bad idea) and he begins to finger me...But i hate fingering i mean some people are just too damn rough and a nail isnt soft !!! So he put on a condon and he wants to fuck me ...i dont really want to but what the hell...so He puts it in fucks me for like a second and then pulls out...unfortunately Colonel Sanders came out a bit !! and it was a soiled experienced....not a lot!!! a bit! So thank you Colonel !!!!

That night I wet back home I packed and left for the airport. I arrived in Sevilla and the man that I am staying with is a big gay man that works for the electric company! I walked around Seville for a bit and then went to mass at the cathedral..i am very pious !!!!! Then i went to some of the processions for palm sunday and it was amazing. I enjoy all these things tho, I love the pagentry and the pomp! I have been doing the same thing for the past 2 days...everywhere u go there is a processions passing by and u cant help but get involved in it. Last night however I wanted to go to bar/club. I ad read about a bar with a dark room and U know how much I like those....so i went on the hunt. I could not find it apparently its closed cus the building that was supposed to be is a doctors office now ?!?! COVERT ?? I DUNNO....so i pass by this bar with a teddy bear non sign on the door....and i see a queen come out...so im like oh lok a gay bar....so i cross the street and try to open it but its close! a few seconds after a man opens the door and lets me in...very cript keeper type! I felt like an underground closet case...they have cameras where they see who is at the door and whn they open it they look around to check the streets..it is not a very welcoming gay city i think. So i walk in and order a drink...every1 there is a bear!!!!! BIG FAT HAIRY BEARED MEN THAT R INTO LEATHR AND MOST INTO FISTING!! the bouncer was fun this 7 foot tall bearded man that was more womanly than i was..he opened his mouth and butterflies came out of it!! He talked in she pronouns and was talking about spanish fans and mantillas!! Then a daddy bear approached me and he said...hello there stud! want a daddy bear tonight...in spanis.........i said no gracias drank my rum and coke and left! I hate that scene it isnt me ...where are the bars with the overly made gay guy wearing all D&G, drinking apple tinys and dancing around to Jump by madonna?!?!?!

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Algerian Pervert

I have not gone out in Barcelona a lot. Atleast at night time. I am always so tired from all the sight seeing I do--there is so much to see; Plus I have this thing where I hate to be seen sleeping...unless I have had the time to look like Miss Veronia Lake reclining in a Louis XIV sofa, and since I am sleeping in the living room, I need to wake up early and get done!! Anyways, I decided to go to a gay bar last night, that was fun! I dunno if it was a gay bar or a brothel. I got there and basically everyone was looking for sex. I stood around for a bit and then walked around for a bit. I encountered this guy that wanted to fuck me or as they say around here "FOLLAR". He was drunk and I was able to smell the alcohol so I decided not to--I hate guys that smell like liquor or poppers!!! anywho...I said no and he continued to insist on fucking! I kept saying no and he started to grab me by the arm...I tried to walk away and he would just follow me...it got to be so annoying...why can´t guys take no for an answer! Then he said..do not worry it will be short...HELLO!!! IF I SAID NO AT THE BEGINNING, TELLING ME THAT YOU ARE A 1 MINUTE MAN WON´T HELP THE SITUATION!So I was finally able to get away from him...then some man was jacking off in the hallway and 2 were jerking each other and I was just standing around talking to a friend. Out of nowhere this man runs out of the bar and begins to follow some man around...it seems they were trying to steal his car....it was funny cus the man was wearing a gas mask and some rubber suit (this place has some weird ass clothing requirement and every 1st tuesday of the month they have golden shower Tuesdays). So I meet this Algerian man that did not speak spanish that well or english--he just spoke french. He also wanted to fuck me...but this time this guy was not drunk. He kept telling me that he would fuck me and he would go to sleep...i kept saying "go to sleep, take some sleeping pills" I also said no to him!! Isn´t that AWESOMME!!! The only prob was that he could not take no as an answer--he kept bothering me and bothering me and telling me that i was not a guy that i was a girl and that he wanted to fuck my ass like a vagina! So I made out with him for a bit and then walked away--everytime I would walk away he would show up there again...and start asking for sex, I kept pointing at people and saying "Look there are more". It got to be so annoying that I left the bar...I left my friend there and just left...some people can be so annoying.

I love staying with my friend, he buys me whatever I want (foodwise) and he cooks for me and i am basically alone the whole day cus he works a lot. His roommate came back from miami today screaming that he needed to get fucked...he says he has not had sex in 8 days and he is about to crawl up on the walls. He is so funny and just a whore I LOVE HIM ! and so hot, too bad he is a big bottom !!!! He bought this jockstrap he was so excited about...apparently he bought it for 4 dollars and he could never get that here for less than 10 euros! He keeps walking around the apartment in his new jockstrap begging to get fucked! We smoked some weed in the balcony and he left to the sauna ! My friend and I are in the room watching a spanish gossip show about a baroness and her slutty past...he is horny and so am i ...i wonder how this will end!

Monday, March 26, 2007

Prague, Barcelona, Valencia, and back to Barcelona...

I did not go out in Prague that much but when I did I went out with a bang...even though it was snowing/rainy and a Monday night. I went out with Devon to Drakes and that was ummm ..a spectacle. I had been to Drakes in Amsterdam and that was good..but Prague--that was some professional shit. First of all this was also a bar not just a sex club....the gloryholes were actually fuck holes where not only could you fit your dick through them, you could put your whole body thru them. They also have underground dungeons with gloryhole wall, 2 huge cages, and a swing chair (which i rode). I sucked like 2 guys dick...and the last one was some spanish guy that lives in Prague...when he invited me to go over his house i ran away ...devon encountered someone with a bloody asshole and a cute sweater guy that sucked off every1 he saw. We then went to a bar and that was fun, we also went to a 24 hr food place and that was delish ! Then we got in the tram and i got a fucking ticket cus i didnt have a pass...that sucked even though it was only 25 dollars. The next day I left for Barcelona...

I go to Barcelona and did not have a place to stay...i ended up staying at this 4 star hotel and that was nice. I then met up and went out with Cait! We went to an bsinthe bar and then to a gay club. At the bar some random man that is friends of Lucia recognized us from facebook and introduced himself--OH THE POWER OF FACEBOOK! We then went to a gay bar where we saw 2 strippers and then there were men jerking off and i was touching one of the cocks and then ran over to Chris (caits friend) and rubbed my hands all over his mouth and face...this is funny cus has OCD and freaked out and proceeded to Purell his face and lips. Next day was the start of my vacatio from hell..i forgot my wallet at a cafe and therefore had to cancel my cards and had no money on me. Thank God i was in a country where i knew the language and I had cait with me and therefore had someone that could help me with the money situation. My mom was very unhelpful...she wired me some money and that is it....she did not really worry....then in Valencia some fucking kids (apparently romanian) stole my fucking camera...I hope they burn in the depth of hell !!These assholes i hope that they go around asking for money and get run over!!!!!!!!! I loved Valencia, more than I thought I would...and we got to see one of the supposed chalice...that was cool ! an dnow i am in barcelona...i finally found a way to have my bank wire me money so that is just an extra bonus!!! no more poor times for me.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Xtacy, last days in amsterdam, and Praha

First Things First:

Sean Barker said I sucked off someone from school that is running for elections at WM--NOT TRUE! I dont even know the kid....and Ashley Bledsoe is saying it too (bitch is just jealous that the man i supposedly sucked (which i did not) is younger than 21, but more about that later). The people I have sucked off at school are minimal and third parties have always been witness to the action!

Anyways, now that I took care of that,

Last time I wrote on this blog I talked about blowing some stranger in a bathroom brothel in Amsterdam--really thick cock but not that long. Anyways, that was my last sexual encounter in Amsterdam, and do not ask for the total cus I really do not know it, when you are in dark, sweaty dungeons you can hardly keep track. I did do xtacy in Amsterdam, the hotel owner (allan) gave Ms. B (alias to protect the involved) pure xtacy or natural xtacy--which i sort of do not understand cus I thought xtacy was a drug made in labs! Anyhow, we pregamed in the hotel cus we are cheap and refused to buy liquor at the bars and then we went to Lellebels, the trannie bar around the corner from where we were staying. Ashley kept wanting to get fucked by one of the trannies, I think it was Renata. She kept wanting to get fucked by her and even offering to wear a strap on for her. After that we went to cooldown cafe and that was fun. It wa empty and the music was good and the xtacy was hitting me full force. I was having the time of my life dancing around and then Ashley freaked out and just wanted to go home. She left the club and I stayed, cus I mean I was having a great time even though the bar was 20% full. After 5 minutes Ashley returned with a coke dealer she had found in the streets, out of nowhere Ashley begins to bleed from her nose and her face is covered in blood...it was quite nasty. Apparently I was moving my arms and I hit her in the nose, I do not really remember, but anyhow...i figured that it was time to go home. In short, my xtacy high was ruined by ashley and her bloody nose, next time I want to do it with people that do not freak out and leave you or that bleed from their nose. We came back to the hotel and Ashley went down to Allan's bathroom to clean up...I asked the coke dealer to leave but he didnt want to...so i went down, though i do not remember going down the stairs and I asked Allan to kick the coke dealer out. I was so tired all I wanted to do was lay somwhere--bed floor i did not care. So I layed in Allan's jacuzzi....I layed there, chained smoke some Lucky cigs and also smoked a pre-rolled blunt I had in my pocket. Asley in the other hand was in the other room getting eaten out by Allan, the 62 yr old hotel owner. I kept hearing sounds and loud moans, so I figured she was getting fucked...apparently just oral ( i dunno how much I believe that)...so after much sounds and screams I decided to go up to my room and pass out...which I did. The next morning I find that my shirt is yellow and nasty from laying on that jacuzzi...i dunno what was on the floor of that shit tub! Anyways, my last day in Amsterdam started late, I went to the van gogh museum and met a new friend, Jenn thai! she is great..we had indian food for dinner and then went to a fw clubs around Rembrandt Plein. I liked Amsterdam, I did not love it! I am sort of glad I did not get to study there...I like Prague much more.

Prague is amazing. It is a beauty! The architecture is to die for and it is everything that a great Europea city should be. The czech people are really unfriendly,the italian tourist are extremely annyoying, and we need to light a machine in order to get warm water. I am staying near the tv tower, which apparently has a gay club that T AND TH they have nude bar...I will check it out. I have not done much partying...in fact I have not done partying at all. I am just so tired from sight seeing and there r so many places to see that all I want to do is stay home and sleep. I was "warned" tho to me it was a great piece of info...that czech men have huge penises, I dunno what he meant by huge, his huge could be my avg...we will see. I need to experience one czech man before I leave the Belle of Boheme, I won't promise the numbers I saw in Amsterdam but I do promise atleast one.

Moving to one low point of my trip...diarrhea !! Food in amsterdam made me shit water! I dunno what it was! I dunno if it was the fucking weed or the xtacy but I was shitting water and like paste like shit--Amorphous feces! So I came to Prague and the czech must have the worst food on earth. They only eat meat and potatoes and when I talk about meat they eat like wild boar!!! Anyhow...i went to breakfast and I was having breakfast and was gassy...so i farted and i was like okkk...then i wanted to fart again but this time it was shit! LIQUIFIED SHIT ! UGHHHH it was nasty , i really do hate shit--I know i am a freak and whatever but scatting is not one of my turn ons. I went to the bathroom cleaned and washed lol and threw away some nice pair of Calvin Kleins full of shit in the garbage of the bathroom...I was then forced to go around with no underware and with jeans...not a fun experience may I add...I am now better--no more diarrhea if you must know!

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Same old shit, and a deeper look into Amsterdam

So, things with Ashley have not been all that great. After I told her I might be leaving to Prague a day ealier, the bitch flipped a shit--I then went to her made up bed she has in the first floor and supposedly I interrupted her masturbation. Today, early in the morning she wanted to ash her pipe, she asked me for a bag I have and I said "No, do not ash there!" so she went ahead and did it anyways. I got up and got the bag from her, I wanted to spill the ashes on the bed! Of course Ashley is already the reigning queen of drama, and a high Ashley is even worst. She started screaming and saying that I had physically attacked her--which I did not, but if you were to live with her a physical attack would be understandable. She then began to kick me or attempt to...BITCH I WONT STAND THERE AND GET HIT BY YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS!! YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN! With so many canals around the city is a shame she won't get to drown in one of them, I would even buy her tulips to accompany her bloated corpse.

Moving on to important things--

Last posting I left talking about dungeons. Well, Sunday night I went to another one, this one called the "Eagle". This one happens to be in a row of dungeons/bars/clubs. I think it goes something like this: Cockring, Eagle, Dirty Dicks, Gay Cinema, and across the street the world's first leather bar--Argos. So anyways, Eagle is like Cuckoos nest but much cleaner looking and there is more light. You go down some stairs and there is a bench running around the back wall and a doorless room in the middle. Guys sit around and cruise for sex. There was this man wearing rubber/elastic chaps and nothing else. His ass was all out in the open and he kept going around touching peoples crotches and getting fucked--you never know how much your assless chaps will help you! Oh yeah, as a side note, these places tend to be leather/denim/dom type of places so I sported out my denim, I dunno if i was successful but I did not want to be out of place. Jeans, denim jacket look....hideous combination even though many of you wear it--but I felt forced to, I did not wanna feel left out. Anyways, I walk around and this tall ass blond/red haired guy and I have eye contact. After much looking we start to make out...we then go into another part of the "dungeon" which has private room and we had sex! He was very nice except for the fact that I own one less t shirt now since the one I was wearing was ripped in a moment of passion. So after everything he stays there and I was just thinking to myself--"You can leave now! We are not gonna talk!" Ugh men and their need to communicate!!! So anyways I go around and there is this kid sucking some mans cock....I stand next to them and the man that is getting blown begins to touch my crotch....out of nowhere the kid sucking dick begins to vomit!! Yes, vomit!!! Ugh, It must have been onli liquor cus I could smell the strong acidic taste....but in those leather scenes vomitting and pissing and shit like that (no pun intended) is welcomed! So the guy kept sucking the mans dick and no1 said anything....but he vomitted again and I screamed cus I thought it had gotten on my Diesel shoes!! so anyways...I went to sit and drink a heineken...I observed some man getting fucked, some man sucking dick and getting fucked at the same time, and another man just pull down his pants bend over and wait for the next passerby--it was so funny to watch...he got fucked and when the guy left this guy just pulled up his pants and moved on to the next. FAGGOTS ARE TRULY SICK !!! Anyways, I meet this really hot guy, kind of short but great body and great dick! He had a cockring on and all of you know, or should know, how annoying sucking dick with cock rings on is! So anyways, the kid had a gorgeous dick but all he wanted was to get his ass eaten...so i did. I must have eaten his ass for about an hr, my tongue was hurting already...then he asked me to bite him and bite him hard i did...everywhere! His back his front his ass his dick....that was so weird he demanded for his dick to be bitten! After that I left...outside is really funny...cus since all these bars are next to each other people check in their bags or coats and they bar hop! There was this man in a leather thong and a dog collar crawling around in the sidewalk going from one bar to the next. Also, I forgot to mention, inside the eagle some man was getting beat up and he loved it...i mean i dunno dutch but it sounded as tho he was asking for more!

I have been sleeping for abnormally long periods of time in this trip....I woke up really late and just walked around the city for a bit and I also went to Anne Frank's house. Its a very sad tour I must say and the house is desolate except for a few pictures and letters etc...I especially liked the huge cafe next door to it! really touching add on! I left my name on the Anne Frank's virtual tree memorial which I find it to be really cool! The Homonument, monument to those queers persecuted by the Nazis, is across from the Anne Frank's house...its pretty simple and if you ask me it lacks fierceness but it is a nice touch I guess. I also did some shopping, I have an obsession for bags, men purses!! I love them...I bought some huge bag, another messengerm and some jacket and a scarf!! Tuesday I did not do shit I slept all day and smoked some pot but not a lot. When I decided to leave and visit Rembrandt's house it was close as well as the Jewish History museum. I did go today, Rembrandts house is gorgeous, too bad you cant take pics, the Jewish Museum has some amazing pictures taken by Robert Capa and the Great Synagogue is gorgeous inside with some really neat artifacts! I also went to the flea market, china town, Our Lord of the Attic and some other church there.

The 2 churched which I went today are in the Red Light District. Those women start working early. I did notice that the day prostitutes are considerably older, fatter, and just plain down ugly compared to the night ones. It was nice seeing business men going in to see them. I also saw transexual prostitutes....one of them had a very large penis and she called on a guy and said "bring me food i am so hungry, have not eaten for 2 days cus of the drugs". I passes by the gay cinema and some man was standing across the street from it. I did not think much of him cus I figured he was trying to sell me coke like all the other people in the red light district. But he was not, he followed me and offered me sex. He said he would pay for my entrance into the gay cinema and that he would fuck me with his big dick. I kept saying no and after much braggin about his large penis I said "hahaha I have seen my share do not worry". He kept walking beside me and finally we went into a side alley and he showed me his dick. It wasnt long but it was thick...looked like a hammer. For some reason I kep saying no, I guess i did not want to go to the cinema but then he told me he had a place. The place ended up being in one of the brothels. We went in and I guess he knows the prostitutes cus we were allowed in and I gave him head lol it was ok head, he ended up jacking off cus I was too worried about my bag and I kept holding on to it...he also came on my shoes lol THANK YOU VERY MUCH! That was fun I guess I dunno, after that I went into the Lord of the Attic, the clandestine catholic church to purify my soul !!!

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Only in Amsterdam

So i got to Amsterdam Friday afternoon--after NYC, Geneva, and Zurich I was dead tired and all I wanted to do was nap. The so called sketchy place I found in Amsterdam ended up being not so sketchy---its in Keizergracht and the view from my room is of one of the many canals around the city. The house is a bit of a cat house but thats ok---it is also owned by a very nice canadian named Allan. So i get in the room and I email someone from the study abroad program that I never went on, she invited me to go to the van gogh museum and then a club--unfortunately I got the message too late and I wasn't able to make it. I went down to ask for an adaptor cus my American comp doesnt fit into the power fixtures here. Allan, the owner of the house invited me to inhale some weed. He has this machine that gets the fumes out of the weed but u dont have to smoke it--its really neat. Then I go out by myself and I find what has quickly become the love of my life---wok 2 walk--this cheap chinese fast food restaurant that is on every street in Amsterdam. I go back to the hotel and I meet a guy from Michigan. We walk around the city and he gives me what he called a cheap version of a tour and we smoke copious amounts of pot as we walk around the cold city streets.

Saturday morning Ashley comes in and wakes me up...all ready not a good start. She got in at around 9 am and by noon we had already had our first fight. I locked her out of the room for a while and we bitched at each other for some time and that was that. In the afternoon we had another fight, this time concerning the biting of my toenails and spitting them on the floor. Ashley found it absolutely repulsive--in the mean time she sits there with a pair of tweezers plucking the dead skin from her lips, the bitch is packing her face with NEOSPORIN and then has the balls to bitch about my toenail biting. We had dinner at some nice indian restaurant around the corner from where we are staying and then we went to see a live sex show. None of us knew where this place was at, for some reason this city is so difficult to figure out. I find a way to get to a center square and from there we can locate ourselves---Ashley just bitches about the fact that the streets are desolate and how I did not know where we were going. I try to explain that the street we are taking are full of stores which happened to b e close at this time and therefore it is only reasonable that people arent flocking to that street and how she did not know where we were going either. She can be sooo annoying. We find the place and it happens to be in the Red Light District. We pay 45 euros and we get 4 drinks and a live sex show. It is not arousing at all...the people lay on a circular bed fucking while music plays in the background. The beginning involves people from the audience eating a banana from the crotch of one of the women that will eventually have sex on stage. Then it goes into some couple fucking, some poor indonesian woman trying to dance but she cant and then sticks a dildo up her vagina, then a black couple, followed by some woman that smokes a cigar from her vagina, then by an interracial couple, then by some lesbians, and then by a couple where the man had a very tiny dick..at the end the hostess of the show gets a man from stage lays him there with a strap-on on his forehead and sits on it...and also lets him fuck her with the strap on attached to the forehead--at the end she grabs the strap on and he licked it! SICK !

We go into some str8 bar full of annoying brits. They might be very smart, they might be very polished but they are incredibly annoying and just loud and not fun to be around. Of course Ashley loves it--she would. She starts talking to a man from Cambridge--the bitch starts saying that she goes to cambridge and how she has been there for 3 yrs! all trying to find dick...i just stand there bored and she tells him that we have to go--she rubs the fact that she turned away dick for my well being and i will prob hear about it yrs from now. We go out and smoke some weed...we also go to another bar where we find this old black man selling coke. He wanted Ashley and I to have a threesome with him. Ashley then proceeds to tell him that she has only been with 3 guys (hahahahaha) and that I am the slut and therefore he should fuck me. The man grabs me and wants to fuck...i did touch his dick and he did have a big one. Ashley is sitting there trying to get me to fuck with the dealer so she can get free coke....we leave and that was the end of the ordeal. We decide to go to a club but she wants to sit and smoke pot....i tell her that we can walk and smoke but she refuses...so i left her there in the red light district. I walked home and in the way got into Lellebell, the tranny bar 2 blocks from where we are staying. Its a small bar, with the bartenders dressed as women (ugly women) and people just sit around and some queens with dreams of stardom get on the tiny stage and perform the songs that are being played. I meet this venezuela guy that has lived in amsterdam for the last 6 yrs...we talk go in the bathroom and i blow him. When we came out cops were in the bar....they were checking for weapons...apparently they are scared that there is an alqueda like opperation happening at these places (or so i was told by one of the trannies). They close the bar but i did not want to go home....i went to a club called Palace..and i still do not know if it was str8 or gay i dunno...i made out with some random man and then for the rest of the time i saw how a woman got her tits licked and ger vagina fingered by 2 guys....oh yeah and random men around it watching and touching themselves. They closed that at 5 am and then there was this big street fight....i got home and wanted to go to the thermos night bath house lol.

i get to the room and get the address...i walk and walk and never find the fucking bath house....i found it at 7 30 am lol by then it was too late. During the afternoon tho I did find a sex room...bunch of guys having sex...that was fun and it did break my non-sex cycle...i then complained about the lube on my ass!!!! Today (sunday) i slept till around 5 i went out and basically explored parts of the city. I was invited to the cuckoos nest bar...a gay bar that used to be for leather daddies! I go in, its fine whatever just a reg bar...however, on the bottom floor they have dungeons...sex dungeons---apparently europes oldest. So i go down into the cellars and there are all these men just satinding around, fucking, sucking etc etc. The cellar is a series of hallways that have cellars--like prison cells--where people are fucking or sucking or whatever. There is no light, excpet for some neon red light aligning the walls. You really cant see people at all unless u take ur cell out and put it to their face...but that is not done. So i get to this big cellar where there r 3 naked men in doggy style position waiting to get fucked....1 of them was already getting fucked. there r men standing in front of them getting head and a line of guys waiting to fuck them....it was quite surreal and sooo stimulating....so after the initial shock reaction---well lets just quote the famous saying WHEN IN ROME DO WHAT THE ROMANS DO!!! You walk around and u see people getting fucked, people sucking, people getting spanked..they have one with bars and a dcaptiating machine thing there the person ebdns over and receives anal punishments i guess....it was fun i have to admit...people just touch u and u just touchthem...u blow them u fuck them they fuck u ....no long conversations lol...SOOO PROGRESSIVE !!!

Friday, March 9, 2007

The end of Mexico, Miami, NYC, Europe, and back to normality

So, as you have heard Mexico was amazing. Better than expected, I never knew I would like it as much as I did, i will surely be back. I got to Miami and was detained by the American authorities, it seems there is a person with my same name and age that has been convicted for murder, so they wanted to make sure that it wasnt the same person. I got to Miami and I was so tired that I cancelled my WeIt is now dnesday flight to NYC and instead scheduled it for Thursday morning. I took the flight Thursday morning and got to NYC at 12 pm. The fucking plane had technical difficulties so we sat on the runway for about 2 hrs in Charlottesville North Carolina. I took a shuttle to Kristen's office in downtown Manhattan, hoping to save some extra dollars. What a mistake that was!!!! The man picked up 5 other people and then took them first --i was the last person to be dropped off at 3 pm !!!!! 2 hrs in that fucking shuttle driving aroung Manhattan's traffic is not cute--tho sight seeing was nice. I had a wonderful lunch with Kristen and then I took a taxi to JFK for my 6 20 flight to Zurich. I got to the check-in counter at 6pm i.e I missed that flight....I was scheduled to take the 7 40pm flight to Geneva cus the Zurich 9 pm flight was too full...I sat in some of the most uncomfortable seats ever!!! in the middle isle sitting in between 2 old asian women. The food was good tho, we were fed dinner and breakfast. I guess I dozed off during the 8 hr trip cus it did not feel as long. It is now around 10 something am in Geneva--4 22 am Eastern American time. I am supposed to fly to Zurich then to Amsterdam--finally! The guy Ashley and I are staying with promises to be a freak--if not a killer. He asked if Ashley wore thongs and then told me to knock on the basement window if the door bell did not work---I got him off Craigslist Amsterdam in an effort to save some money.

So I went through a time--time i spent in Mexico--where fucking or cock were not in my mind. I was a strange place for me to be in since I am always thinking about the next cock to come by. But after that 3some where the cat and I were making eye contact as I had a limp cock in ass crack--my sex drive was non existent. This was maybe about 2 weeks??? I thought I would need to get on the blue pill !!! But the last day of my Mexico trip I got horny again and all I wanted was sex. I got to Miami and some man (Eric the Mini cooper kid) texted me and asked "Do you want milk?" I said SURE! but then I told him i did not have a car and he never texted me back....i guess people dont want to be bothered even though we live fairly close to each other. When I got to NYC this man named Jonathan who I supposedly slept with called me...he wanted to see me during lunch time....NOW ! I never tell my Miami hook ups that I am not in town---i just dont! Even when I am in VA i tell them that i am vry busy or that I needed to leave Miami for a few days. So i told him I was working (which he was very surprised) and i told him i could not meet him until the night time. I hope he didnt call cus if he did my phone was off cus i was in a plane to Geneva.

There are so many hot men here ummmmmmm and their style of clothing and demeanor is so fucking arousing. Some are just ridiculously attractive ..others are ok but the way they dresss ummm ---behind I have left the trashy A&F look and I am so glad !!!! I want sex!!! I WANT FUCKING ! AMSTERDAM HERE WE COME !!! WOMAN GET UR STRAP ON READY !!!

Friday, March 2, 2007

My first day in Mexico City


My plane left Miami around 6 50 am. I had never traveled on MEXICANA before, it was very nice and since it was empty, I got to stretch out my feet and sleep for the duration of the flight. This annoying man kept jumping from seat to seat, leaving behind piles of pillows and blankets!! In first class 2 Mexican actors sitting right net to each other. I love one of them, but of course I do not get star struck, unless its Madonna! We arrived in Mexico and as soon as I stepped off the plane I smelled this nasty ass odor, I assume it has to do with pollution and things like that. I went around the airport trying to find a place to get dollars. The ATM's gave me back money in pesos, which is bad cus I have no idea of how much I am spending. I also got a cell phone for the time I am going to be here. I took a taxi to the hotel and made friends with the driver--I asked him to drive me around places while I am here and I would just pay him for his day's work. The area around the airport is very poor, atleast from just looking at it.

I walked around the area where my hotel is located--its amazing. I am near 2 of the most important avenues in all of Mexico...Reforma and Insurgentes. I am also steps away from Roma, Condesa, and the gay hang out Zona Rosa. I walked around and took pics...i kept looking back just to see if any robber/kidnapper was following me. I went to a sex shop where i bumped against some dildos and basically made a mess. I wanted to go into the XXX peeps show rooms--just from standing there I could see only gay men entering...apparently they have gloryholes!! lol I then had lunch at a restaurant right across the sex shop, where if you buy 2 drinks you eat for free. I got margaritas 47 pesos each (roughly around 4.50 dollars) and i ate this mix of beef, chicken, and some strange spicy thing. The woman loved my spanish accent and she told me of places to go at night. They had a Brazilian band playing during this whole time and I am not quite sure if they were actually Brazilian. I then went to the Wax Museum---really bad none of the people look like who they are supposed to look like. But it was fun none the less...people were especially freaked out by some of my obscene poses I did with famous Mexicans! I went back to my room napped till 9 pm..i was so tired and my head was hurtin !! I did not go out that night...i was supposed to met 2 gay guys at a bar but i felt like shit....my body ache, i had a fever, and my head was hurting...i still do not feel well but whatver...im goin gto the pyramids and then i dunno where...tonight i am going to Living an amazing club which reminds of Coliseum!

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Airport

I continue with my insomnia, but now I have vicodin to help me in my sleepless nights. I was supposed to pick up a family member from the airport today at 11 am. I got there 20 mins late accompanied by my grandfather. We went around the airport for like 30 mins trying to find the right gate. The plane was shown as having arrived at 11 02 am so we figured out that the person was already out. We went to the gate that she was supposed to come out of and waited, waited, and waited!!! She never came out...in fact no1 came out! It was desolate...except for like 3 other people waiting for people to arrive. So I was leaning forward on the railing, hating the fact that I had to wait...cus i hate to wait on people!!! I noticed this cute older (as in mid 30s) security guy standing around. I followed him with my eyes for a bit but then went around the 3 diff airport floors looking for this lady. I came back and I continued to lean on the railing. The man began to touch his crotch and stick his tongue out at me. I was turned on by him. So i moved to the opposite side of the room and continued the eye game. He would touch his cock and i would l would lick my lips. I would act coy and he would lick his lips!! My grandfather was standing next to me bitching at the fact that we had been waiting for like 2 hrs by now. He also bitched about the fact that I had forgotten my cell phone at home and none of us had quarters to call the house, and the mean lady from the smoothie place refused to give us change.

Sexual cruising at its bet--I always tell my fag hags that is all about the eyes and they never believe me. Gay men plz explain! It is all in the looks you give and are given. I turned around and I tell my grandfather that I need to go to the bathroom (which is conveniently right behind where the guy is standing). I go in and I begin to wash my hands, a man is there peeing and then leaves. After he leaves the security guard walks in and goes into the invalid stall! He leaves the door open and mimicks peeing. I am looking at what is going on thru my mirror which is at an angle from his door. I see that he turns sideways and has an erection which he is stroking. As I prepare to approach him, some kid walks in. The kid washed his hand and combed his hair for like 3 hrs it seemed to me. I was just standing there looking at the mirror and making believe my hands are really all that dirty. The kid leaves and its kill time. I approach the stall and the man is jacking off....i go inside jack him off for 2 second and kneel down and ggive him a 3 sec blow job! His cock was curved up, small 2 average in both length and thickness, and he is uncut. Nothing extraordinary--but the setting and the circumstances were. He then tells me to get out and hands me a pen...I get a paper towel and write down my number along with my alias (one of many). I then come back in and we make out for literally 2 seconds and he cums...I leave and I go back to my grandpa. I continue to lean forward on the railing and listening to my granfather bitch. The security guy came out, he went inside some PERSONEL ONLY doors and i did not see any more of him ... i just smiled.

I sometimes wonder about my life, about my experiences, and about some decisions I make. I know I am filling out the prototype of what gay is or rather what people deemed to be the "gay type". However, I do things at the spur of the moment, I regret none because i see them as learning experiences and just being part of my crazy youth. My life is sometimes amusing, scary, and completely devoid of any sort of restraint/common sense. Hopefully I will have many moments like this in Europe.

By the way if you cared about the family member lost in the MIA...we found her on the arrival section--crying!

Weird mood and Travels !

Ok, so I have not left my house in about a week. I refuse to waste money from my bank account. I sent an e-mail to the proram people from Amsterdam and I told them that it was pointless for me to wait any longer--I have already missed a month. I proceeded to book my flights for Mexico City, New York City, and Amsterdam/Europe! My mother does not know, and I won't tell her until I board the plane "BYE MOM, SEE U IN 3 MONTHS!!" in true Freddy fashion ! I told my dad I was booking a flight to Mexico and he said ...."Ok, fun! bring me tequila!" During my travels around Europe I plan to create a cock book...well Mexico too. I want to take pictures of peoples cocks--those that I will sleep with and even those that just want their members to be immortilized in a book ! So, if you are in Europe around the time I will be in the Old World and you happen to be a man or even a chick with a dick...take a pic ! its your choice whether it be limp, erect! any cocks are welcomed --black, white, old, young, large, thick, thin, small....Like I said, some will be people I will sleep with, but others are welcomed!

I AM UBER EXCITED....I THINK IT BEATS STUDYING IN AMSTERDAM,...ILL BE THE GYPSY QUEEN !

I have not been able to sleep at all, so my daddy prescribed valium, i'm gonna pick it up today ! yay ! valium and beer, how does that sound?!?!? hehehehe Also I have been avoiding sexual contact. I have this man that works for the Miami police dept. and he keeps e-mailing me and texting me and I just ignore the messages. Another kid also keeps texting me--he is different. I texted him last week and he didnt answer till this week...HONEY YOU HAVE IT ALL WRONG ...I FUCK WHEN I WANT TO ! I HOOK UP IN MY TERMS !
GET IT RIGHT BIATCH !

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

TAMPA VISIT....AND A 3SOME


i figured this deserve a diff post....


my friend "La Mismis" arrived in Miami from Tampa on Thursday. Seeing her was like trying to schedule a meet with the Pope. I did not get to see her till Sturday. We went to see FACTORY GIRL! about my girl Eddie Sedgewick (im i spelling tha right? oh well im hispanic) it was an ok movie...i love the FACTORY, I love Warhol, and I love all his SUPERSTARS. We went to the late night showing so we didnt get out till like 1 45 am. We then went to drink at laundry bar. I of course had my blue iced tea and my friend started off with apple tinis. It was a weird night at Laundry bar....BAR FULL OF DYKES! now----i have no problem with lesbians, but i really do not enjoy being surrounded by them....i dont think any gay man does....i kept trying to figure out whether they were macho men or butch women.....i was really sort of confused....so whatver....very1 there is a lesbian except for this fierce black transexual and this drag queen that kept putting one of his legs up and shaking his shoulders to the music....my friend kept commenting on the amount of lesbians and i just kept drinking...we then left but when we got to the corner we decided that we neded more liquor....we return and we both have blue iced teas...now these r huge! an we hadnot eaten anything...so apparently we get drunk...really fast! and we decide to go eat something....we were really drunk and mismis is the one driving...he is more fucked up than i am and keeps babbling about god knows what and i keep telling him that cars are near etc....we went to eat, almost crashed, and t hen the bitch got lost trying to find his way home...btw i was asked by him to say that he is terribly skinny...so there MISMIS is too thin and needs to be fed.....

moving on to the 3some....on sunday....i get called by this guy that i have known for ages and fucked since i was 16....he was the person i first had an orgy with.... so he calls me and i go over to his place...when i get there he tells me of a third guy....i see his pics and im like ok but i am not really intrested...so we start hooking up....and i give him head whatever...he gets his camera and begins to tape.....i am the ultimate performer...i performed for the camera really...i mean his dick is nice but had it before...so he tapes me for like 15 minutes...GREAT! ANOTHER FOOTAGE OF ME SUCKING COCK....so the third guy comes in the room...and sits on a chair at one corner of the room...he begins to jack off and i stop and turn to my friend and say...."MAYBE HE WANTS TO SUCK" the other guy goes..no i wanna get sucked....SO I SAY...WELL TELL HIM TO SUCK U !.....so then it becomes really weird....im on the floor sitting down like pocahontas, the man im sucking is stading up and the other man stand up on a chair and is getting sucked....so then my friend is like i wanna fuck u ...im like ok ....so he starts to fuck me...and the other guy stands above me and as my friend is fucking me...he is sucking off the other guy...

since my friend just moved to this new apt. he has no bed...he has a mattress on the floor....his fat cat is right next to bed...and my face is against the mattress...so all im doing is getting fucked and looking at the cat sleep.....and im thinking how surreal my life is.....I ALWAYS THINK TO MYSELF DURING SEX....so the guy wants to fuck my friend as my friend fucks me....so my friend lays on top of me, still in me, and he cant get fucked apparently...but as oon as the other one penetrates my friend...my friend goes soft......like immeadiately ...i know my friend is mostly a top but ive seen him get fucked....so i am there being smashed by 2 bodies...and i am just staring at the cat.....with a limp cock in between my ass crack.....so my friend and i begin to make out...annoying 180 by the way...and the other guy is trying to fuck him...apparently it does not work....so i say......I WANNA SEE U GET FUCKED! and he says noo noo i wanna fuck u .....so i am like ok but its limp lol ....he tells the other guy to get off him that he is gonna fuck me...so we continue he gets hard again and whatever...by that point i wasnt into it...few fake moans hre and there and eye contact with the fucking cat......so he stops and says he is tired...THANK GOD....i get up and i go to the bathroom to bursh my hair...i come back in the room..my friend is on the bed and the man is like jacking off....i put on underware and i sit besides the bed..... nothing seems to be happening, i look at the clock and its 2am.......so then i decide to leave.....and my friend kicks the other man out...IM SORRY STRANGER MAN ! IM SORRY U DIDNT GET TO CUM.... lol


so anyways...when im driving home my mom calls me and says U HAD A WIG AND 200 DOLLARS LAYING NEXT TO UR DILDO...and i say ...it is my life and my bag and yes it is my money...she screams CROSSDRESSER and asks if i sell my body..to which i say NO I AM A FREE GIRL !! SHE HANGS UP ON ME AND WE HAVENT SPOKEN A WORD TODAY......whatever...ive never been a family type of guy....

Week wrap-up

I want to say "I'm sorry" to all those avid readers of this blog for not updating this shit sooner. I have been in a weird zombie like mood....where i do not sleep regular hrs and i keep popping tylenol PM's like all the time.

So, where did i leave off??? the fight...oh yes...well nothing extraordinary happened that weekend, clubs bars etc. Sunday I drank Irish car bombs with a friend and got a bit tipsy...we were almost caught by some cops and since my friend already has a DUI he got really paranoid....threw my drink out the window and we left the beach...we kept stopping everywhere and urinating on peoples front lawns and street corners. On Monday i had sex, finally--it seemed like ages ith some man that apparently has a bf. The cell phone rang and he asnwered...i was giving him head while he was talking...it ws hot. I always find those phon rings hot tho...i have been known to answer calls when i am sucking or fucking.

Valentines day was ok..i hate the holiday...i drank with my parents, ate shrimp, and ate dark chocolate truffles. I had a bit too much to drink...3 bottles of wine to be exact. I apparently kept laughing, falling on the floor, and screaming that i was a slut. I talked to people that I did not even remember talking to. The next day I talked to a friend from Oregon and i apparently had a long convo with him about how him and i were sluts and how much i loved cock. The only think i remember is being on the floor laughing and drewling on the tile. I was supposed to do a favor for my grandpa at 6 am...my mom woke me up and i was so drunk...i drove cus God is great...but my head was killing me and my world was spinning...I got back and had a terribl headache. My mom had gone out earlier in the morning and apparently her car broke down. She kept calling me and calling me....I woke up at 9 am and saw 15 misssed calls from her. I call her and she is outside of the house, unable to come in (she, for some reason, doesnt have house keys). So i wake up and i open the door and i dont care about her..i just run to bed. She comes into the room and begins to scream at me, she then takes my deodorant and starts to hit me with it....so i turn around and i try to hold her back with my leg. It seems I pushed her....she fell on some furniture i have in the room...everything i had fell and broke....she then turns the room light on and begins to call me a drunk...so i get the broken things from the floor and i begin to throw them on the room lamp...trying to break it...she then says u r fucking crazy (in spanish) and locks the door. Five minutes later pass and the maid walks in asking (in spanish) why my mom was mad....i blur out..I dont know and i dont care, close the door and let me sleep..........she comes in 10 minutes after screaming (in spanish) ''THERE IS A BIG DICK ON THE FLOOR...THERE IS A BIG DICK ON THE FLOOR" THIS IS WHY UR MOM IS MAD SHE SAW THE BIG DICK ON THE FLOOR.....i coul care less...i turn around and i see her holding my bad, a red wig coming out of the bag, and my dildo (RICKY).

...........APPARENTLY ricky was hanging out of my bag and my bag was on the living room floor...with my red wig next to it and 200 dollars laying besides it...i sit up...my eyes half closed and i say ...DO NOT WORRY SHE HAS SEEN THE DICK BEFORE.....i grab it from her, throw the bag on the floor and tell her to leave and to let me sleep.....i woke up at 3 pm and i laughed like crazy for like 30 minutes.....


by the way...i would trade my valentines for ashley dequillas and sean barker valentine....I WANT THAT ! 'nough said...


so amsterdam...i mean after all thats why i have this fucking blog....NO AMSTERDAM...NO VISA....THE IMMIGRATION OFFICE DOES NOT ACCEPT THE SCHOOL'S LETTER CUS THE LETTER WAS WRITTEN IN THE AMERICAN FORM OF WRITING DATES--AS IN MONTH/DAYS/YR....THEY WANT THE LETTER IN THE EUROPEAN FORM OF DAY/MONTH/YR.......THEY ALSO REFUSE THE LETTER CUS IT SAYS...EXPECTED TO COME...THY THINK ITS TOO VAGUE...THEY WANT IT TO SAY...IS COMING BACK.......THEN THE LADY IN CHARGE OF THE PROGRAM SENDS ME ANOTHER EMAIL AND TELLS ME THAT SHE IS WORRIED I MIGHT MISS UP TO A MONTH OF CLASSES AND THAT I SHOULD LOOK FOR OTHER THINGS TO DO AND NOT GO TO AMSTERDAM...AT FIRST I AM LIKE NOOOOO! BUT THEN I WENT ON MINIUSA.COM AND THEN I WAS LIKE UMM I COULD BUY A CAR....AND STAY IN MIAMI TILL THE FALL OF 07!!! NOW I AM THINKING THAT I WILL WAIT TILL THIS FRIDAY...IF BY THIS FRIDAY THE OFFICE IS STILL GIVING ME SHIT FOR IT...I WILL B LIKE THXS BUT NO THANKS!! AND I WILL TAKE MY MONEY AND TRAVEL EUROPE FOR 3 MONTHS...NOT ATTENDING CLASSES..JUST TRAVELING THRU THE CONTINENT........

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Freddy Goes all Naomi Campbell on some Queen...

I was not supposed to go out tonight, i have not been sleeping well and the plan was to stay in, shower and take sleeping pills in order to have an attempt at sleeping.

I was called by a friend and he wanted to go to miami beach. It was around 2 am and I figured I would stay up chatting anyways so I might as well go out. I picked him up at some lesbians house, which was awkward cus I dislike them and its just 'gay drama'--anyways we went to the beach around collins and 85 street. Not to beat around the bush, my friend got head from this man and he came 3 times and I was looking at some man getting fucked right in front of my eyes. This drunk man kept following me calling me "MAMITA" and saying things like "let me eat ur ass and fuck it". I asked him to not follow me cus I did not want him, he complied and that was that. There was this cute guy walking around but later i noticed he was wearing a mini skirt and spandex !!! lol lol so anyways....this man, who was vry cute, was getting head from some random man, my friend and I were just looking and then the man got annoyed. IF YOU PLAN TO UCK IN PUBLIC, DO NOT GET MAD CUS PEOPLE R LOOKING! anyways.....he starts bitching and my friend leaves---i stayed and i said...hey this is public ! dont fuck in public if you are bothered by people around u.......so we start bitching at each other and my friend tries to pull me away....the man then asks "what the fuck is your problem" and i turn around and I start going off in spanish....he then kicks me.....I then threw him in some bush and threw myself on him....we rolled around the sand for a few and somehow we raised ourselves off.

If you know me, you know that when I am mad I get psycho. This man is trying to keep me away with one hand and trying to slap me with the other...i grab one of the arm and i twist it...he then slaps me with the other and i go for the neck (I LOVE CHOKING PEOPLE) I then continued to choke him as he slapped me....i ripped his tank top off and attempt to stick my fingers in his eyes---I LEARNED A THING OR 2 AT RAPE PREVENTION CLASS!!!As I am trying to stick my fingers in his eyes, he continues to try to hold me at a distance and swing slaps with the other. He then lets go and begins to run....I run behind him and tackled him, we roll around some more and he gEts up and starts running...i grab an old coconut that was on the sand and i run behind him...this time he ran faster and I just got to throw the coconut on his back...i didnt hit him where i wanted to hit him...I am a horrible pitcher WONDERFUL CATCHER (WINK). The coconut hit him just above his ass but not that hard.....and that was that...my ear was hurting a lot and my cheek had a burning sensation.... he was with two other fags...1 just ran behind him and the other one just said...was there really any need for this...and i screamed YES BITCH AND TELL HIM TO COME BACK THAT I WANT TO CONTINUE....my friend didnt do shit...i just heard him say "Ill call Miami Beach Police and "STOP STOP"

My friend then got paranoid and started saying that the guy was gonna come back with a knife or a gun ....so we left and that was how my night ended....when i licked my lips i tasted blood and noticed i had a cut lip...I love fighting with fags lol it was oddly fun on the ride back home my friend and i just laughed about the whole thing and about how trashy i am

Thursday, February 8, 2007

"Melissa?"

Yesterday was a very hectic day. I have been suffering from my monthly dose of insomnia...so i only get to sleep for a few hrs a day. In the early afternoon my mom called, a vein on her leg had popped and she needed to go to the hospital. I had to drive all the way to the beach where her office is at and drive her to the hospital...she is ok now!!!

Of course, i just dropped her off at the ER and left! lol I stayed home most of the night answering phone calls from family and friends and not really knowing what was going on with my mom. I then get a call at 1 am from some friends...they have rented a hotel room and want me to go over. I had been talking to this19 yr old kid and I mention the hotel room and how he should come and hang out. I get there and the kid hasn't called me, few mins later my mom calls...she has been released and wants me to pick her up! ughhhhhhh so i go and im speeding around red road....a cop pulls me over....this big blonde white man....he looks at me and asks for my license and registration....and for the yr of my car....i was like 2004? maybe?? oh yeah and i didnt find the registration lol....he tells me to get out of the car...I did! and then he goes into his car and like 4 more police vehicles stop to see what was going on...SO INTIMIDATING !!! FIRST OF ALLL--THEY HAD THIS LOOK ON THEIR FACE....LIKE "OH GOD A FAGGOT" and second....its a speeding ticketm why the fuck do u need 4 police men?????? i didnt try to run away or anything....anyways.....he ended up giving me a 225 dollar ticket that i have to pay in a month! i think ill sell my ass for that cus i hate wasting money other than on myself!!!! and i am not giving West Miami Police dept 225 out of my pocket!

As i keep driving i get a text message....it says "Luis (the 19 yr old guy i was supposed to meet) is waiting for u on 57 and 8th street, i told him i would take him but he refused, he said you would pick him up with your mom"......and i said "OK"....then i get this other text message asking if I was Melissa! I quickly realized that the Luis kid is a closet case and he told the person who is texting me that he was gonna meet a girl....he then proceeds to bitch me, or rather Melissa for chosing the most inappropriate times to make up.....he said "why the fuck do you decide to make up with him at this hr...you kick him out every day and then take him in...why did you break up this time".....i reply "shit happens"

he then tells me that i am a beautiful girl, or rather that melissa is a beutiful girl, and that Luis does not deserve me that i need a better man in my life. That too bad i am only 17 and he is 21 cus he would love to have a girl like me in his life, and that he would not mind fucking me, even though luis is his "boy". By this time i have picked up my mom from the hospital and i keep texting back and forth and laughing my ass off...this poor kid, who happened to be luis's neighbor thinks i am luis ex girlfriend, Melissa......my mom only says "I am sure it is something bad you are involved with".....so then i texted him back and told him "Thank you, i am glad to know that a man would appreciate me., I know how luis treats me is not the best of ways, but i am in love" and then the last text says...."When you turn 18 ill treat you right ma' " and that was the end of our texting ....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT ! i bet you that luis kid found out about it today and i hope he got it cus he seems to be a bit slow.....so I was melissa for a few hrs ! prob some ghetto latin girl wearing big hoop earings, a bun right on top of her hair, hip hugher tjmax jeans and a bright pink top with the name melissa across her chest on a gold chain.....THANK YOU, IT WAS FUN BEING YOU !

i then dropped my mom off and went back to the hotel...we watched porno as we ate cookies, we showered together and that was that ! lol i came home watched the 9 am Golden Girls episode and pased out for a bit!

Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Cock as Folgers?!???????

The infamous 23 yr old that looks as though he is 16 and I met up once more. He asked for a female friend that would suck him off--it seems he wants me and a girl to give him head at the same time. I told him i didn't really know of any girl that would be up for the deed to which he replied "R u serious? or are u being greedy?" GREEDY?!?! WHAT THE FUCK !! UR DICK IS GOOD BUT IT AINT THE SHIT! and plus u r not the only one im seeing :) ! and for those that know me, i enjoy group efforts ! lol im big into community work.....i started to tell him that i dont really know any freaky girl, that i have been searching for a girl to fuck me with a strap on but havent been able to find one....so now he wants to find a girl that would fuck me as im blowing him...KIDS THESE DAYS !

I am no stranger to role playing, and in fact i enjoy it very much ! theres another kid i hook u with and his thing is guys dressing up as women....well lets just say i was wearing the red wig that day ! lol it was hilarious....i talk to myself somtimes...as in have conversation in my mind....and i was just saying how ridiculous the scene was....i kept trying to keep the wig from falling off !!! as he said "be a good girl!oh yeah nice" lol
i used to see a miami dade police department investigator...the poor guy...he is sooo hot he is like 30 ...shaved head!!!! guys with shaved heads drive me cray cray !!!! he is tall !!!!! lalala but the poor man is a 1 minute man !!! im always amused by him, cus he is in the closet but he makes a big deal about hooking up....i dont really care i mean i see him every now and then and for like 5 minutes....well he called me and said he was in my neighborhood!!! he passed by and my parents were asleep!!! hehehe (i never learn) we had oral and then he said can i fuck u !? i was like sure! --i was so amazed he hadnt cum--so he put on the condom and fucked me....MEN ! PLZ! DONT JUST STICK IT IN!! LEARN HOW TO STICK IT IN !!! anyways...it went in and that was it...he didnt move....he came from just being inside....he said "oh shit im coming" to which i said..."u r kiddin right?" and he said no im sorry....and i said...in a joking manner of course "next time take the blue pill...hahaha"

even though it was bad fucking, and no real fucking took place...i was hungry...it was like 3 am and my lesbian aunt was also hungry....we decided to go to the 24 hr pizzeria and eat pizza....we got there and my aunt started ordering beers...and beers..and more beers!! she was tipsy and started to bitch out the waitress...i just kept brushing it off and asking for forgiveness--i thought gay men had inner anger!! tuesday night we went to the movies--my aunt and i--and i cancelled on a hook up....thats right! i didnt call him back cus i was watching a movie !! that was that and i didnt think much of it...but now, this morning i am so horny...i woke up horny ---sort of those folgers commercial where the woman wakes up cus of the coffee odor...well in my case it was cock ....i just wanted some!!! lol but i had bread dipped in milk and now im better !! i think the fact that i caught my aunt having phone sex didnt help the matter...this woman was in the sofa at 7 am having phone sex..."oh yeah touch your pussy"...sick...my whole family is sick !

Sunday, February 4, 2007

Only in Miami w/a Detroit TwIsT

BEFORE I BEGIN WRITING ABOUT TONIGHT, I WANT TO CLARIFY A RUMOR THAT IS SUPPOSEDLY BEING SAID AT SCHOOL! I WAS TOLD TONIGHT THAT SOMEONE, AND I KNOW WHO THAT SOMEONE IS, HAS BEEN SAYING OR SAID THAT I GET FUCKED BAREBACK! FOR YOUR INFORMATION, MY FRIEND, I DO NOT GET FUCKED BAREBACK--BUT I THANK YOU FOR YOUR APPARENT CONCERN. IF I DID, I WOULD BE PLACING MYSELF IN GREAT DANGER OF GETTING SOMETHING SUCH AS AIDS, AND IF I DID GET FUCKED BAREBACK MY DEAR GAY FRIEND, IT WOULD NOT BE ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS! DON'T WORRY I DONT PLAN TO FUCK WITH YOU ANYTIME SOON! YOU ARE TOO MUCH OF A BOTTOM FOR ME!

ANYWAYS, moving along:

today was slow day. i wasinvited to go to the beach starting at 3 pm...i did not go for i did not want to get dressed, look for parking space and waste money which at this point i do not have! I was either going to stay home or go out with this attorney guy i know.....well i had met this really nice and cute guy that works at Univ. of Miami and is a neuroscience major....we decided to meet at this empty parking lot across UM and hang out....well we ended up fucking behind a bush...it was good....the UM security guard passed by but i dont think he saw us.....we then talked and talked about food, cars, pollution, computers....it was great....at 1 am or so we went to wendys...we got food and this lady at the window said to us "do ur mothers know what u r doing?" "are you guys together? how long have u been together for" ...i was like noo we r friends!! and he just laughed ! i was kind of ambarrassed !

also a friend of mine....la javalina...passed by in a car, i dunno why...and he started screaming things at me in spanish...something like "WHORE! I KNOW WHAT U R DOING HAHAHAHAHAHA " i, of course made believe i didnt know her and i was just like i dunno who that is lol i cant see from here lol ....then after he left i got 2 text messages saying I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW ....it was from my friend that was at south beach.....he had been called and told about me and this kid---gays are so efficient when it comes to gossip


we were in the parking lot of wendys, across from sunset place when 2 drunk ...very drunk men from detroit approached us....they had gone to eat and drink at Dan Marino's restaurant which is in sunset place but they had forgotten where their 2007 mustang was parked....they wanted us to drive them around the area and find the car....so the guy i was with actually agreed to it (i told u he was nice) we drove around up and down sunset street, around the restaurants and parking spaces with the car's alarm, witing to hear or see the red mustang....we rove around for about 20 minutes...could not find anything ..until we finally found it in the parking lot of casa larios, across from winn dixie!! they were so happy...the guy "DAN" said "You guys are fucking awesome, you are what america is all about--what do you want, food, money, pussy ??" he kept hugging us and slapping our backs...they were soo drunk we were afraid they would 1. get pulled over or 2. kill themselves....they wanted milkshakes from wendys so we went back and they drove behind us...they were swirling so much that we knew they couldnt drive home....we then asked them for money lol...they didnt have cash so we drove to an ATM...they gave us 60 dollars for both of us ....DAN kpt saying..i love you guys I love you you are amazing thank you for helping these midwesterns! he then kept saying lets go drink...lets get pussy...then he turned to me and he said "you prolly dont like pussy anyways"

and then he told us both how attractive we were and how pretty my eyes were....i was like thanks dan...as he hugged me and almosts dropped me to the floor!! they didnt even know where they were staying...apparently at an airforce base in homestead...homestead is really far from miami....we gave them directions I hope they made it to where they were staying and that they arent dead or in prison at this point!!!

we then went back to the original parking lot and we started watching str8 porn on this kids ipod....we were in the car watching porn and we got horny...we went back to the bushes and fucked again...this time we fucked on some stairs at the side of the building...it was so good !! lol so grand !!!

i hope to see him soon !!!


ONLY IN MIAMI KIDS !! I LUV THIS TOWN !

Saturday, February 3, 2007

"OH SHIT IT'S MY DAD!!"

OK, this weekend is superbowl weekend as some of you might know and this yr it's being held in Miami. The beach was packed with tourist and famous people. Yesterday, (Thurs) Perez Hilton, the Queen of all media, was at the Mansion throwing his Perez Bowl!! I would have died if i could have gone. Anyways, tonight I went to Buck 15, then to the Palace, and Twist...places were packed!!!! it was really fun actually--parking was not! I did not drink much since my cash is running low lol...we met this guy that is in the closet, his gf is apparently out of town and it was his time to "shine". We, a friend and I, started to play with him--he kept saying how he did not know if it would work cus it was his frist time. Well!!! the newbie sure showed what he is all about...he ended wanting to give us both head! lol

I went home early, around 3 am with this kid that looked as though he was 16. I was actully worried but did not want to ask for his age. He is way shorter than me and just tiny ! I lied to him and i told him that i lived with my cousin, that my house was ok to hang out!! so we got to my house and my parents were asleep....we were in my living room and we starte to fool around...i gave him head lol and his cock was nice...but it went north a bit !! so not the most comfortable cock to suck on! whatever that was that and i began to chat online...giving a girl a talk about anal sex and about men's cock size...so i get this text message and its the kid...he said "Yo ThAt WuZ sUm Gud HeAd"---one letter lowercased the other capitalized and all!! so i knew that he was 16 !!! so i sent him back a message and asked....how old r u ???? and he replied...23 !!! PHEW!! that was a close one...so anyways this kid is obsessed he said he wanted head again lol .......

after at around 5 this navy kid i hook up with on a regular base wanted to fuck lol....he cums really fast and has a tiny dick...so i never consider it fucking.....he came over whatever we fucked and fucked and fucked!! the kid never came !!! WHAT THE FUCK !! WHAT WAS HE ON????? so i start to get semi paranoid and something tells me i am gonna get caught....so i tell him to jack off that i do not want any more anal sex lol .....he is jacking off and all im doing is listening to see if any sounds can be heard....and then out of nowhere my parents door opens!!! I HAVE NEVER JUMPED SO FAST !!! LOL i push the kid off the sofa and throw him on the floor ....i walk towards my room and my dad, for some reason or another is using the hall bathroom...he stands in the hall for a second and looks at me...with a shirt and no bottoms on....and just goes in the bathroom...i go over to where the kid was at and i say "SORRY !! MY COUSIN WOKE UP! YOU HAVE TO LEAVE..."so i kicked him out, the poor kid still had a hard on, he didnt cum, and he didnt even have his pants on!!!!!

so i went back sat on the sofa with my laptop on my lap....then I heard "Turn off the music and go to bed its almost 6 am" lol
NOW IM SITTING HERE LISTENING TO SHINY TOY GUNS WITH A WEIRD RUSH OF ADRENALINE--STILL SEMI SHAKY EATING CLUB ORIGINAL CRACKERS AND DRINKING APPLE JUICE!!

I NEED MY OWN PLACE!!