Airport

I continue with my insomnia, but now I have vicodin to help me in my sleepless nights. I was supposed to pick up a family member from the airport today at 11 am. I got there 20 mins late accompanied by my grandfather. We went around the airport for like 30 mins trying to find the right gate. The plane was shown as having arrived at 11 02 am so we figured out that the person was already out. We went to the gate that she was supposed to come out of and waited, waited, and waited!!! She never came out...in fact no1 came out! It was desolate...except for like 3 other people waiting for people to arrive. So I was leaning forward on the railing, hating the fact that I had to wait...cus i hate to wait on people!!! I noticed this cute older (as in mid 30s) security guy standing around. I followed him with my eyes for a bit but then went around the 3 diff airport floors looking for this lady. I came back and I continued to lean on the railing. The man began to touch his crotch and stick his tongue out at me. I was turned on by him. So i moved to the opposite side of the room and continued the eye game. He would touch his cock and i would l would lick my lips. I would act coy and he would lick his lips!! My grandfather was standing next to me bitching at the fact that we had been waiting for like 2 hrs by now. He also bitched about the fact that I had forgotten my cell phone at home and none of us had quarters to call the house, and the mean lady from the smoothie place refused to give us change.

Sexual cruising at its bet--I always tell my fag hags that is all about the eyes and they never believe me. Gay men plz explain! It is all in the looks you give and are given. I turned around and I tell my grandfather that I need to go to the bathroom (which is conveniently right behind where the guy is standing). I go in and I begin to wash my hands, a man is there peeing and then leaves. After he leaves the security guard walks in and goes into the invalid stall! He leaves the door open and mimicks peeing. I am looking at what is going on thru my mirror which is at an angle from his door. I see that he turns sideways and has an erection which he is stroking. As I prepare to approach him, some kid walks in. The kid washed his hand and combed his hair for like 3 hrs it seemed to me. I was just standing there looking at the mirror and making believe my hands are really all that dirty. The kid leaves and its kill time. I approach the stall and the man is jacking off....i go inside jack him off for 2 second and kneel down and ggive him a 3 sec blow job! His cock was curved up, small 2 average in both length and thickness, and he is uncut. Nothing extraordinary--but the setting and the circumstances were. He then tells me to get out and hands me a pen...I get a paper towel and write down my number along with my alias (one of many). I then come back in and we make out for literally 2 seconds and he cums...I leave and I go back to my grandpa. I continue to lean forward on the railing and listening to my granfather bitch. The security guy came out, he went inside some PERSONEL ONLY doors and i did not see any more of him ... i just smiled.

I sometimes wonder about my life, about my experiences, and about some decisions I make. I know I am filling out the prototype of what gay is or rather what people deemed to be the "gay type". However, I do things at the spur of the moment, I regret none because i see them as learning experiences and just being part of my crazy youth. My life is sometimes amusing, scary, and completely devoid of any sort of restraint/common sense. Hopefully I will have many moments like this in Europe.

By the way if you cared about the family member lost in the MIA...we found her on the arrival section--crying!

Weird mood and Travels !

Ok, so I have not left my house in about a week. I refuse to waste money from my bank account. I sent an e-mail to the proram people from Amsterdam and I told them that it was pointless for me to wait any longer--I have already missed a month. I proceeded to book my flights for Mexico City, New York City, and Amsterdam/Europe! My mother does not know, and I won't tell her until I board the plane "BYE MOM, SEE U IN 3 MONTHS!!" in true Freddy fashion ! I told my dad I was booking a flight to Mexico and he said ...."Ok, fun! bring me tequila!" During my travels around Europe I plan to create a cock book...well Mexico too. I want to take pictures of peoples cocks--those that I will sleep with and even those that just want their members to be immortilized in a book ! So, if you are in Europe around the time I will be in the Old World and you happen to be a man or even a chick with a dick...take a pic ! its your choice whether it be limp, erect! any cocks are welcomed --black, white, old, young, large, thick, thin, small....Like I said, some will be people I will sleep with, but others are welcomed!

I AM UBER EXCITED....I THINK IT BEATS STUDYING IN AMSTERDAM,...ILL BE THE GYPSY QUEEN !

I have not been able to sleep at all, so my daddy prescribed valium, i'm gonna pick it up today ! yay ! valium and beer, how does that sound?!?!? hehehehe Also I have been avoiding sexual contact. I have this man that works for the Miami police dept. and he keeps e-mailing me and texting me and I just ignore the messages. Another kid also keeps texting me--he is different. I texted him last week and he didnt answer till this week...HONEY YOU HAVE IT ALL WRONG ...I FUCK WHEN I WANT TO ! I HOOK UP IN MY TERMS !
GET IT RIGHT BIATCH !

TAMPA VISIT....AND A 3SOME

i figured this deserve a diff post....


my friend "La Mismis" arrived in Miami from Tampa on Thursday. Seeing her was like trying to schedule a meet with the Pope. I did not get to see her till Sturday. We went to see FACTORY GIRL! about my girl Eddie Sedgewick (im i spelling tha right? oh well im hispanic) it was an ok movie...i love the FACTORY, I love Warhol, and I love all his SUPERSTARS. We went to the late night showing so we didnt get out till like 1 45 am. We then went to drink at laundry bar. I of course had my blue iced tea and my friend started off with apple tinis. It was a weird night at Laundry bar....BAR FULL OF DYKES! now----i have no problem with lesbians, but i really do not enjoy being surrounded by them....i dont think any gay man does....i kept trying to figure out whether they were macho men or butch women.....i was really sort of confused....so whatver....very1 there is a lesbian except for this fierce black transexual and this drag queen that kept putting one of his legs up and shaking his shoulders to the music....my friend kept commenting on the amount of lesbians and i just kept drinking...we then left but when we got to the corner we decided that we neded more liquor....we return and we both have blue iced teas...now these r huge! an we hadnot eaten anything...so apparently we get drunk...really fast! and we decide to go eat something....we were really drunk and mismis is the one driving...he is more fucked up than i am and keeps babbling about god knows what and i keep telling him that cars are near etc....we went to eat, almost crashed, and t hen the bitch got lost trying to find his way home...btw i was asked by him to say that he is terribly skinny...so there MISMIS is too thin and needs to be fed.....

moving on to the 3some....on sunday....i get called by this guy that i have known for ages and fucked since i was 16....he was the person i first had an orgy with.... so he calls me and i go over to his place...when i get there he tells me of a third guy....i see his pics and im like ok but i am not really intrested...so we start hooking up....and i give him head whatever...he gets his camera and begins to tape.....i am the ultimate performer...i performed for the camera really...i mean his dick is nice but had it before...so he tapes me for like 15 minutes...GREAT! ANOTHER FOOTAGE OF ME SUCKING COCK....so the third guy comes in the room...and sits on a chair at one corner of the room...he begins to jack off and i stop and turn to my friend and say...."MAYBE HE WANTS TO SUCK" the other guy goes..no i wanna get sucked....SO I SAY...WELL TELL HIM TO SUCK U !.....so then it becomes really weird....im on the floor sitting down like pocahontas, the man im sucking is stading up and the other man stand up on a chair and is getting sucked....so then my friend is like i wanna fuck u ...im like ok ....so he starts to fuck me...and the other guy stands above me and as my friend is fucking me...he is sucking off the other guy...

since my friend just moved to this new apt. he has no bed...he has a mattress on the floor....his fat cat is right next to bed...and my face is against the mattress...so all im doing is getting fucked and looking at the cat sleep.....and im thinking how surreal my life is.....I ALWAYS THINK TO MYSELF DURING SEX....so the guy wants to fuck my friend as my friend fucks me....so my friend lays on top of me, still in me, and he cant get fucked apparently...but as oon as the other one penetrates my friend...my friend goes soft......like immeadiately ...i know my friend is mostly a top but ive seen him get fucked....so i am there being smashed by 2 bodies...and i am just staring at the cat.....with a limp cock in between my ass crack.....so my friend and i begin to make out...annoying 180 by the way...and the other guy is trying to fuck him...apparently it does not work....so i say......I WANNA SEE U GET FUCKED! and he says noo noo i wanna fuck u .....so i am like ok but its limp lol ....he tells the other guy to get off him that he is gonna fuck me...so we continue he gets hard again and whatever...by that point i wasnt into it...few fake moans hre and there and eye contact with the fucking cat......so he stops and says he is tired...THANK GOD....i get up and i go to the bathroom to bursh my hair...i come back in the room..my friend is on the bed and the man is like jacking off....i put on underware and i sit besides the bed..... nothing seems to be happening, i look at the clock and its 2am.......so then i decide to leave.....and my friend kicks the other man out...IM SORRY STRANGER MAN ! IM SORRY U DIDNT GET TO CUM.... lol


so anyways...when im driving home my mom calls me and says U HAD A WIG AND 200 DOLLARS LAYING NEXT TO UR DILDO...and i say ...it is my life and my bag and yes it is my money...she screams CROSSDRESSER and asks if i sell my body..to which i say NO I AM A FREE GIRL !! SHE HANGS UP ON ME AND WE HAVENT SPOKEN A WORD TODAY......whatever...ive never been a family type of guy....

Week wrap-up

I want to say "I'm sorry" to all those avid readers of this blog for not updating this shit sooner. I have been in a weird zombie like mood....where i do not sleep regular hrs and i keep popping tylenol PM's like all the time.

So, where did i leave off??? the fight...oh yes...well nothing extraordinary happened that weekend, clubs bars etc. Sunday I drank Irish car bombs with a friend and got a bit tipsy...we were almost caught by some cops and since my friend already has a DUI he got really paranoid....threw my drink out the window and we left the beach...we kept stopping everywhere and urinating on peoples front lawns and street corners. On Monday i had sex, finally--it seemed like ages ith some man that apparently has a bf. The cell phone rang and he asnwered...i was giving him head while he was talking...it ws hot. I always find those phon rings hot tho...i have been known to answer calls when i am sucking or fucking.

Valentines day was ok..i hate the holiday...i drank with my parents, ate shrimp, and ate dark chocolate truffles. I had a bit too much to drink...3 bottles of wine to be exact. I apparently kept laughing, falling on the floor, and screaming that i was a slut. I talked to people that I did not even remember talking to. The next day I talked to a friend from Oregon and i apparently had a long convo with him about how him and i were sluts and how much i loved cock. The only think i remember is being on the floor laughing and drewling on the tile. I was supposed to do a favor for my grandpa at 6 am...my mom woke me up and i was so drunk...i drove cus God is great...but my head was killing me and my world was spinning...I got back and had a terribl headache. My mom had gone out earlier in the morning and apparently her car broke down. She kept calling me and calling me....I woke up at 9 am and saw 15 misssed calls from her. I call her and she is outside of the house, unable to come in (she, for some reason, doesnt have house keys). So i wake up and i open the door and i dont care about her..i just run to bed. She comes into the room and begins to scream at me, she then takes my deodorant and starts to hit me with it....so i turn around and i try to hold her back with my leg. It seems I pushed her....she fell on some furniture i have in the room...everything i had fell and broke....she then turns the room light on and begins to call me a drunk...so i get the broken things from the floor and i begin to throw them on the room lamp...trying to break it...she then says u r fucking crazy (in spanish) and locks the door. Five minutes later pass and the maid walks in asking (in spanish) why my mom was mad....i blur out..I dont know and i dont care, close the door and let me sleep..........she comes in 10 minutes after screaming (in spanish) ''THERE IS A BIG DICK ON THE FLOOR...THERE IS A BIG DICK ON THE FLOOR" THIS IS WHY UR MOM IS MAD SHE SAW THE BIG DICK ON THE FLOOR.....i coul care less...i turn around and i see her holding my bad, a red wig coming out of the bag, and my dildo (RICKY).

...........APPARENTLY ricky was hanging out of my bag and my bag was on the living room floor...with my red wig next to it and 200 dollars laying besides it...i sit up...my eyes half closed and i say ...DO NOT WORRY SHE HAS SEEN THE DICK BEFORE.....i grab it from her, throw the bag on the floor and tell her to leave and to let me sleep.....i woke up at 3 pm and i laughed like crazy for like 30 minutes.....


by the way...i would trade my valentines for ashley dequillas and sean barker valentine....I WANT THAT ! 'nough said...


so amsterdam...i mean after all thats why i have this fucking blog....NO AMSTERDAM...NO VISA....THE IMMIGRATION OFFICE DOES NOT ACCEPT THE SCHOOL'S LETTER CUS THE LETTER WAS WRITTEN IN THE AMERICAN FORM OF WRITING DATES--AS IN MONTH/DAYS/YR....THEY WANT THE LETTER IN THE EUROPEAN FORM OF DAY/MONTH/YR.......THEY ALSO REFUSE THE LETTER CUS IT SAYS...EXPECTED TO COME...THY THINK ITS TOO VAGUE...THEY WANT IT TO SAY...IS COMING BACK.......THEN THE LADY IN CHARGE OF THE PROGRAM SENDS ME ANOTHER EMAIL AND TELLS ME THAT SHE IS WORRIED I MIGHT MISS UP TO A MONTH OF CLASSES AND THAT I SHOULD LOOK FOR OTHER THINGS TO DO AND NOT GO TO AMSTERDAM...AT FIRST I AM LIKE NOOOOO! BUT THEN I WENT ON MINIUSA.COM AND THEN I WAS LIKE UMM I COULD BUY A CAR....AND STAY IN MIAMI TILL THE FALL OF 07!!! NOW I AM THINKING THAT I WILL WAIT TILL THIS FRIDAY...IF BY THIS FRIDAY THE OFFICE IS STILL GIVING ME SHIT FOR IT...I WILL B LIKE THXS BUT NO THANKS!! AND I WILL TAKE MY MONEY AND TRAVEL EUROPE FOR 3 MONTHS...NOT ATTENDING CLASSES..JUST TRAVELING THRU THE CONTINENT........

Freddy Goes all Naomi Campbell on some Queen...

I was not supposed to go out tonight, i have not been sleeping well and the plan was to stay in, shower and take sleeping pills in order to have an attempt at sleeping.

I was called by a friend and he wanted to go to miami beach. It was around 2 am and I figured I would stay up chatting anyways so I might as well go out. I picked him up at some lesbians house, which was awkward cus I dislike them and its just 'gay drama'--anyways we went to the beach around collins and 85 street. Not to beat around the bush, my friend got head from this man and he came 3 times and I was looking at some man getting fucked right in front of my eyes. This drunk man kept following me calling me "MAMITA" and saying things like "let me eat ur ass and fuck it". I asked him to not follow me cus I did not want him, he complied and that was that. There was this cute guy walking around but later i noticed he was wearing a mini skirt and spandex !!! lol lol so anyways....this man, who was vry cute, was getting head from some random man, my friend and I were just looking and then the man got annoyed. IF YOU PLAN TO UCK IN PUBLIC, DO NOT GET MAD CUS PEOPLE R LOOKING! anyways.....he starts bitching and my friend leaves---i stayed and i said...hey this is public ! dont fuck in public if you are bothered by people around u.......so we start bitching at each other and my friend tries to pull me away....the man then asks "what the fuck is your problem" and i turn around and I start going off in spanish....he then kicks me.....I then threw him in some bush and threw myself on him....we rolled around the sand for a few and somehow we raised ourselves off.

If you know me, you know that when I am mad I get psycho. This man is trying to keep me away with one hand and trying to slap me with the other...i grab one of the arm and i twist it...he then slaps me with the other and i go for the neck (I LOVE CHOKING PEOPLE) I then continued to choke him as he slapped me....i ripped his tank top off and attempt to stick my fingers in his eyes---I LEARNED A THING OR 2 AT RAPE PREVENTION CLASS!!!As I am trying to stick my fingers in his eyes, he continues to try to hold me at a distance and swing slaps with the other. He then lets go and begins to run....I run behind him and tackled him, we roll around some more and he gEts up and starts running...i grab an old coconut that was on the sand and i run behind him...this time he ran faster and I just got to throw the coconut on his back...i didnt hit him where i wanted to hit him...I am a horrible pitcher WONDERFUL CATCHER (WINK). The coconut hit him just above his ass but not that hard.....and that was that...my ear was hurting a lot and my cheek had a burning sensation.... he was with two other fags...1 just ran behind him and the other one just said...was there really any need for this...and i screamed YES BITCH AND TELL HIM TO COME BACK THAT I WANT TO CONTINUE....my friend didnt do shit...i just heard him say "Ill call Miami Beach Police and "STOP STOP"

My friend then got paranoid and started saying that the guy was gonna come back with a knife or a gun ....so we left and that was how my night ended....when i licked my lips i tasted blood and noticed i had a cut lip...I love fighting with fags lol it was oddly fun on the ride back home my friend and i just laughed about the whole thing and about how trashy i am

"Melissa?"

Yesterday was a very hectic day. I have been suffering from my monthly dose of insomnia...so i only get to sleep for a few hrs a day. In the early afternoon my mom called, a vein on her leg had popped and she needed to go to the hospital. I had to drive all the way to the beach where her office is at and drive her to the hospital...she is ok now!!!

Of course, i just dropped her off at the ER and left! lol I stayed home most of the night answering phone calls from family and friends and not really knowing what was going on with my mom. I then get a call at 1 am from some friends...they have rented a hotel room and want me to go over. I had been talking to this19 yr old kid and I mention the hotel room and how he should come and hang out. I get there and the kid hasn't called me, few mins later my mom calls...she has been released and wants me to pick her up! ughhhhhhh so i go and im speeding around red road....a cop pulls me over....this big blonde white man....he looks at me and asks for my license and registration....and for the yr of my car....i was like 2004? maybe?? oh yeah and i didnt find the registration lol....he tells me to get out of the car...I did! and then he goes into his car and like 4 more police vehicles stop to see what was going on...SO INTIMIDATING !!! FIRST OF ALLL--THEY HAD THIS LOOK ON THEIR FACE....LIKE "OH GOD A FAGGOT" and second....its a speeding ticketm why the fuck do u need 4 police men?????? i didnt try to run away or anything....anyways.....he ended up giving me a 225 dollar ticket that i have to pay in a month! i think ill sell my ass for that cus i hate wasting money other than on myself!!!! and i am not giving West Miami Police dept 225 out of my pocket!

As i keep driving i get a text message....it says "Luis (the 19 yr old guy i was supposed to meet) is waiting for u on 57 and 8th street, i told him i would take him but he refused, he said you would pick him up with your mom"......and i said "OK"....then i get this other text message asking if I was Melissa! I quickly realized that the Luis kid is a closet case and he told the person who is texting me that he was gonna meet a girl....he then proceeds to bitch me, or rather Melissa for chosing the most inappropriate times to make up.....he said "why the fuck do you decide to make up with him at this hr...you kick him out every day and then take him in...why did you break up this time".....i reply "shit happens"

he then tells me that i am a beautiful girl, or rather that melissa is a beutiful girl, and that Luis does not deserve me that i need a better man in my life. That too bad i am only 17 and he is 21 cus he would love to have a girl like me in his life, and that he would not mind fucking me, even though luis is his "boy". By this time i have picked up my mom from the hospital and i keep texting back and forth and laughing my ass off...this poor kid, who happened to be luis's neighbor thinks i am luis ex girlfriend, Melissa......my mom only says "I am sure it is something bad you are involved with".....so then i texted him back and told him "Thank you, i am glad to know that a man would appreciate me., I know how luis treats me is not the best of ways, but i am in love" and then the last text says...."When you turn 18 ill treat you right ma' " and that was the end of our texting ....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT ! i bet you that luis kid found out about it today and i hope he got it cus he seems to be a bit slow.....so I was melissa for a few hrs ! prob some ghetto latin girl wearing big hoop earings, a bun right on top of her hair, hip hugher tjmax jeans and a bright pink top with the name melissa across her chest on a gold chain.....THANK YOU, IT WAS FUN BEING YOU !

i then dropped my mom off and went back to the hotel...we watched porno as we ate cookies, we showered together and that was that ! lol i came home watched the 9 am Golden Girls episode and pased out for a bit!

Cock as Folgers?!???????

The infamous 23 yr old that looks as though he is 16 and I met up once more. He asked for a female friend that would suck him off--it seems he wants me and a girl to give him head at the same time. I told him i didn't really know of any girl that would be up for the deed to which he replied "R u serious? or are u being greedy?" GREEDY?!?! WHAT THE FUCK !! UR DICK IS GOOD BUT IT AINT THE SHIT! and plus u r not the only one im seeing :) ! and for those that know me, i enjoy group efforts ! lol im big into community work.....i started to tell him that i dont really know any freaky girl, that i have been searching for a girl to fuck me with a strap on but havent been able to find one....so now he wants to find a girl that would fuck me as im blowing him...KIDS THESE DAYS !

I am no stranger to role playing, and in fact i enjoy it very much ! theres another kid i hook u with and his thing is guys dressing up as women....well lets just say i was wearing the red wig that day ! lol it was hilarious....i talk to myself somtimes...as in have conversation in my mind....and i was just saying how ridiculous the scene was....i kept trying to keep the wig from falling off !!! as he said "be a good girl!oh yeah nice" lol
i used to see a miami dade police department investigator...the poor guy...he is sooo hot he is like 30 ...shaved head!!!! guys with shaved heads drive me cray cray !!!! he is tall !!!!! lalala but the poor man is a 1 minute man !!! im always amused by him, cus he is in the closet but he makes a big deal about hooking up....i dont really care i mean i see him every now and then and for like 5 minutes....well he called me and said he was in my neighborhood!!! he passed by and my parents were asleep!!! hehehe (i never learn) we had oral and then he said can i fuck u !? i was like sure! --i was so amazed he hadnt cum--so he put on the condom and fucked me....MEN ! PLZ! DONT JUST STICK IT IN!! LEARN HOW TO STICK IT IN !!! anyways...it went in and that was it...he didnt move....he came from just being inside....he said "oh shit im coming" to which i said..."u r kiddin right?" and he said no im sorry....and i said...in a joking manner of course "next time take the blue pill...hahaha"

even though it was bad fucking, and no real fucking took place...i was hungry...it was like 3 am and my lesbian aunt was also hungry....we decided to go to the 24 hr pizzeria and eat pizza....we got there and my aunt started ordering beers...and beers..and more beers!! she was tipsy and started to bitch out the waitress...i just kept brushing it off and asking for forgiveness--i thought gay men had inner anger!! tuesday night we went to the movies--my aunt and i--and i cancelled on a hook up....thats right! i didnt call him back cus i was watching a movie !! that was that and i didnt think much of it...but now, this morning i am so horny...i woke up horny ---sort of those folgers commercial where the woman wakes up cus of the coffee odor...well in my case it was cock ....i just wanted some!!! lol but i had bread dipped in milk and now im better !! i think the fact that i caught my aunt having phone sex didnt help the matter...this woman was in the sofa at 7 am having phone sex..."oh yeah touch your pussy"...sick...my whole family is sick !

Only in Miami w/a Detroit TwIsT

BEFORE I BEGIN WRITING ABOUT TONIGHT, I WANT TO CLARIFY A RUMOR THAT IS SUPPOSEDLY BEING SAID AT SCHOOL! I WAS TOLD TONIGHT THAT SOMEONE, AND I KNOW WHO THAT SOMEONE IS, HAS BEEN SAYING OR SAID THAT I GET FUCKED BAREBACK! FOR YOUR INFORMATION, MY FRIEND, I DO NOT GET FUCKED BAREBACK--BUT I THANK YOU FOR YOUR APPARENT CONCERN. IF I DID, I WOULD BE PLACING MYSELF IN GREAT DANGER OF GETTING SOMETHING SUCH AS AIDS, AND IF I DID GET FUCKED BAREBACK MY DEAR GAY FRIEND, IT WOULD NOT BE ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS! DON'T WORRY I DONT PLAN TO FUCK WITH YOU ANYTIME SOON! YOU ARE TOO MUCH OF A BOTTOM FOR ME!

ANYWAYS, moving along:

today was slow day. i wasinvited to go to the beach starting at 3 pm...i did not go for i did not want to get dressed, look for parking space and waste money which at this point i do not have! I was either going to stay home or go out with this attorney guy i know.....well i had met this really nice and cute guy that works at Univ. of Miami and is a neuroscience major....we decided to meet at this empty parking lot across UM and hang out....well we ended up fucking behind a bush...it was good....the UM security guard passed by but i dont think he saw us.....we then talked and talked about food, cars, pollution, computers....it was great....at 1 am or so we went to wendys...we got food and this lady at the window said to us "do ur mothers know what u r doing?" "are you guys together? how long have u been together for" ...i was like noo we r friends!! and he just laughed ! i was kind of ambarrassed !

also a friend of mine....la javalina...passed by in a car, i dunno why...and he started screaming things at me in spanish...something like "WHORE! I KNOW WHAT U R DOING HAHAHAHAHAHA " i, of course made believe i didnt know her and i was just like i dunno who that is lol i cant see from here lol ....then after he left i got 2 text messages saying I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW ....it was from my friend that was at south beach.....he had been called and told about me and this kid---gays are so efficient when it comes to gossip


we were in the parking lot of wendys, across from sunset place when 2 drunk ...very drunk men from detroit approached us....they had gone to eat and drink at Dan Marino's restaurant which is in sunset place but they had forgotten where their 2007 mustang was parked....they wanted us to drive them around the area and find the car....so the guy i was with actually agreed to it (i told u he was nice) we drove around up and down sunset street, around the restaurants and parking spaces with the car's alarm, witing to hear or see the red mustang....we rove around for about 20 minutes...could not find anything ..until we finally found it in the parking lot of casa larios, across from winn dixie!! they were so happy...the guy "DAN" said "You guys are fucking awesome, you are what america is all about--what do you want, food, money, pussy ??" he kept hugging us and slapping our backs...they were soo drunk we were afraid they would 1. get pulled over or 2. kill themselves....they wanted milkshakes from wendys so we went back and they drove behind us...they were swirling so much that we knew they couldnt drive home....we then asked them for money lol...they didnt have cash so we drove to an ATM...they gave us 60 dollars for both of us ....DAN kpt saying..i love you guys I love you you are amazing thank you for helping these midwesterns! he then kept saying lets go drink...lets get pussy...then he turned to me and he said "you prolly dont like pussy anyways"

and then he told us both how attractive we were and how pretty my eyes were....i was like thanks dan...as he hugged me and almosts dropped me to the floor!! they didnt even know where they were staying...apparently at an airforce base in homestead...homestead is really far from miami....we gave them directions I hope they made it to where they were staying and that they arent dead or in prison at this point!!!

we then went back to the original parking lot and we started watching str8 porn on this kids ipod....we were in the car watching porn and we got horny...we went back to the bushes and fucked again...this time we fucked on some stairs at the side of the building...it was so good !! lol so grand !!!

i hope to see him soon !!!


ONLY IN MIAMI KIDS !! I LUV THIS TOWN !

"OH SHIT IT'S MY DAD!!"

OK, this weekend is superbowl weekend as some of you might know and this yr it's being held in Miami. The beach was packed with tourist and famous people. Yesterday, (Thurs) Perez Hilton, the Queen of all media, was at the Mansion throwing his Perez Bowl!! I would have died if i could have gone. Anyways, tonight I went to Buck 15, then to the Palace, and Twist...places were packed!!!! it was really fun actually--parking was not! I did not drink much since my cash is running low lol...we met this guy that is in the closet, his gf is apparently out of town and it was his time to "shine". We, a friend and I, started to play with him--he kept saying how he did not know if it would work cus it was his frist time. Well!!! the newbie sure showed what he is all about...he ended wanting to give us both head! lol

I went home early, around 3 am with this kid that looked as though he was 16. I was actully worried but did not want to ask for his age. He is way shorter than me and just tiny ! I lied to him and i told him that i lived with my cousin, that my house was ok to hang out!! so we got to my house and my parents were asleep....we were in my living room and we starte to fool around...i gave him head lol and his cock was nice...but it went north a bit !! so not the most comfortable cock to suck on! whatever that was that and i began to chat online...giving a girl a talk about anal sex and about men's cock size...so i get this text message and its the kid...he said "Yo ThAt WuZ sUm Gud HeAd"---one letter lowercased the other capitalized and all!! so i knew that he was 16 !!! so i sent him back a message and asked....how old r u ???? and he replied...23 !!! PHEW!! that was a close one...so anyways this kid is obsessed he said he wanted head again lol .......

after at around 5 this navy kid i hook up with on a regular base wanted to fuck lol....he cums really fast and has a tiny dick...so i never consider it fucking.....he came over whatever we fucked and fucked and fucked!! the kid never came !!! WHAT THE FUCK !! WHAT WAS HE ON????? so i start to get semi paranoid and something tells me i am gonna get caught....so i tell him to jack off that i do not want any more anal sex lol .....he is jacking off and all im doing is listening to see if any sounds can be heard....and then out of nowhere my parents door opens!!! I HAVE NEVER JUMPED SO FAST !!! LOL i push the kid off the sofa and throw him on the floor ....i walk towards my room and my dad, for some reason or another is using the hall bathroom...he stands in the hall for a second and looks at me...with a shirt and no bottoms on....and just goes in the bathroom...i go over to where the kid was at and i say "SORRY !! MY COUSIN WOKE UP! YOU HAVE TO LEAVE..."so i kicked him out, the poor kid still had a hard on, he didnt cum, and he didnt even have his pants on!!!!!

so i went back sat on the sofa with my laptop on my lap....then I heard "Turn off the music and go to bed its almost 6 am" lol
NOW IM SITTING HERE LISTENING TO SHINY TOY GUNS WITH A WEIRD RUSH OF ADRENALINE--STILL SEMI SHAKY EATING CLUB ORIGINAL CRACKERS AND DRINKING APPLE JUICE!!

I NEED MY OWN PLACE!!