Italian Man from Palermo, Autrian Prostitute, and Freddy Gonzalez

So like I said before, Austria is simply amazing--atleast Vienna. Vienna seems to be such a hip, up to date city, but at the same time it coincides with the Vienna of the Hapsburg! The city is to die for, their metro system is amazing, people are true freaks, and i am just in love with it!


So I am staying at this hostel near the museum quarter. The hostel is very nice, except for the fact that the rooms are a sauna inside. It is so fucking hot most of the night I cannot even sleep. Sooooo, they placed me in an all men's room. Every1 sleeps in their undis cus its so fucking hot....i slept in my BETCH undis tonight cus i have no clean undis anymore! Soooo anyways...there had been a man sleeping under my bed for the past 3 nights. I had never met him...I had just seen him sleep. Yesterday I woke up really late and I took a shower, when I got out he was up and he went in to take a shower. I stayed in the room putting on my cremes and getting ready, and we all know how long that can take. He came out and he began to talk to me...His name is something really complicated but he is 30 yrs old from Palermo. He didnt know much english but he knew italian, german, and french---languages i do not speak! So he tells me that he is moving to another hostel and that I should go with him and then we could drink coffee....AUSTRIA IS FAMOUS FOR ITS COFFEE SHOPS! sooo then im like i dunno i really wanted to get going....but ok. My decesion was influenced by the size of his crotch! and the faint hope that he wanted to fuck my mouth. So we go down to the metro and i wait for him to check in, then we go to a coffee shop in front of st stephens and drink our morning coffee. We did not talk much cus well...the language barrier!!! but at one point he leans over and asks me "DO U LIKE WOMEN?" to which i respond "well, not sexually i dont" and he is like do u like me? im like well ur a nice guy but if u mean physically, I like the size of ur crotch" to which he laughs and we do a hand slap! lol So he tells me that we should get a prostitute and have a 3 some! Im like well i wont fuck her so Ill just watch u fuck her...i like that! So we go to a bar where prostitutes hang out at 12 noon. Unfortunately they have very expensive prostitutes for like 200 euros! so we go around the corner where the cheap 50 euro ones are at. He calls over this blonde austrian prostitute and they talk--she apparently wanted 20 euros extra in order for me to see them have sex. I say NO and walk out. He follows me and says that the prostitute has agreed that hell pay her the 50 euros and ill watch! So im like welllll...can i suck u off!! HE IS LIKE SURE!!!so we go in, I pay for the room and he pays for the prostitute. We go into the room...she gets naked in like 3 seconds...and blows him...i am just standing by the door laughing internally! lol Sooooo he picks her up and sucks her tits, and he tells me to get on my knees and suck him off! SOOOO I DO ! and indeed it was a nice cock!!! a nice fat long tan cock! Sooooooo, after a while he puts a condom on him and asks me in german, what position i want them to fuck! Im like i dunno whatever u want1 So he fucks her from the back....i sort of introduced the cock in her and saw him fuck her. While he was fucking her I kissed him, he fingered me, I fingered him and played with his ass. Anddd that was that....he came she got up took an alcohol wipe, wiped her vagina and left ! Then the italian man from palermo and i parted ways and I went to the Cathedral, Maria Theresa Palace, and the zoo!!!! :)

Ending days of Florence, Venice, Rome, Milan/Pompei in 5 secs.

Ok, sorry about this but writing ont his sit has become a mission, especially cus internet connection has become harder and harder to get.

First of all, I have to say that I will go thru all these places in the space of 2 lines! so you wont get everything, just the most important! I also have to apologize to Cait Smith for overextending my visit and turning the 3 days stay into like a week...i left the apt when she had to vacate it !! Anyways, Florence was awesome, I mean so much art! I also had lots of sex in those places I mentioned before or maybe I didnt--but finding sex in florence is very simple and easy!! I got drunk in numerous occassion, ate out a lot and basically it was awesome. Some of the girls at caits program were amazingly crazy! so shout outs to elizabeth and erica! One night tho we went out and this Russian man was trying to hit on erica, she made believe she was a lesbian then he followed us outside of the GAY club and then i think i told him off...or something along the lines of "cant u see we dont wanna hang out with u....u already turned her into a dyke!" to which he got very pissed off and demanded an apology from me!! i refused to give it till one of the girls gave it for me! then elizabeth said FUCK U to him in Italian and he thought it was me so he began to follow me!!! Then i ran cus i needed to pee but apparently he had agun with him! one of the girls calmed him down and he left us ! not without giving out an autograph pic of himself! which was later lost at a burrito place! Btw those fucking burritos were fucking spicy!!

Anyways, I left florence and got to Venice! AMAZING CITY does not smell like it used to! I stayed in this desserted island in front of the big island and had to take the boat to venice everyday..it took 25 mins! One night I missed the boat and had to pay 80 euros to fet back to my island for a fucking taxi boat! Venice is dead after like 10 pm and there r many rats swiming around the canals!! but its an awesome city every1 should go to it and go to the peggy guggenheim museum and see the POLLOCKS AND THE ERECT HORSE RIDER OUTSIDE! ANYWAYSSS.....i then went to Rome and stayed at this very nice hostel that was ran by an indian man that never left the fucking place...he lived there and slept in the couch thats why the common room was closed after 12! He had a retarded fat guy clean the toilets at night an during the day he would sleep in peoples bed while no1 was there...i know this cus one day i slept in and saw him sleep in one of the beds...thank god i slept on the top of the bunk bed and for 2 nights on the floor!! ROME IS SO FUCKING NOISY ! AT NIGHT WE COULDNT SLEEP...ALSO I THINK I GO BED BUG BITES! The metro is disgusting full of grafitti anf just dirty !!!!I did get to an apple store tho it was quite pricey to get there...the fucking place is like outside of rome in the middle of nowhere!!! The hostel was quite fun tho i met some nice people including people from new mexico and texas??? anyways....an od 60 yr old man was staying there and apparently he was caught jacking off at one of the computers...the fat retarded guy found him at 3 am jacking off and all he said was NO PLZ NO! that became the funny phrase of the week around the hostel!!! anywhoooooo...ROME BABY IM SORRY BUT I HAD NO CONNECTION WITH U....I FEEL AS THO I WAS THERE BUT I MISSED SOMETHING....MAYBE NEXT TIME ETERNAL CITY !!!!!!!

SOOOO i get to Naples and it ends up that the hostel isnt really in Naples, its right outside somewhere called Porticia or something !!! so i get a taxy and that faggot charged me 40 euros...ihad to go to an atm outside of teh train station and get money...OMGGGG NAPLES IS HIDEOUS....AND SKETCHY AND U JUST FEL LIKE A BULLET MIGHT GET U ...PLUS THEY HAD A PROBLEM WITH THEIR LANDFILLS SO THEY HADNT COLLECTED GARBAGE IN LIKE 3 WEEKS...SO PILES AND PILES OF GARBAGE JUST LAYE OUTSIDE IN THE HEAT! EEWW NASTY.....so anyways i get to thsi FABRIC hostel...really cool even had a bar/club on the first floor. The shower had no curtain so u wetted the whole toilet the sink and flooded the room when u showered but that was ok it had good temp and good pressure. I met nice people from australia....JENN AND PHILIP and i climbed Vesuvius with them and MARC...a kid from California. Anyways that was a calm time cus it wasnt in the actual naples...i just kept getting drinks at the bar which were awesome. Then i got to vienna which took me the whole fucking day!!!!!!train to rome then train to pisa then train to airport and finally vienna!!!


VIENNA IS AMAZING! WHAT A CITY I AM IN LOVE WITH IT..AND ITS METRO SYSTEM...WOW!!!! NO GRAFITTI ON THEM THEY R SO CLEAN AND EFFICIENT I WANNA LIVE HERE!!!!!! NEXT POST IS BETTER....i just need to charge this shit cus its about to die

FINALLY A POST

So I havent been able to write on this shit for a very long time, due to the fact that internet connection has not been available. I got to Madrid, I stayed there for like 2 days and I was finally able to see Franco's tomb etc etc. By the way I payed 45 euros just to go to the mountain...ridic!!! the things i would do for dictators! I then took a train to San Sebastian which was totally out of my plans. I got to San Sebastian and it was rainy and I did not know how to get into the hostel. I finally got in and I met some really cool people--some were from Canada and some from the US. That night a group of us went to a traditional Basque dinner 8 km from San Sebastian. The place was amazing, it was this long hall with tables and huge barrils full of cider. We ate like mad and it was delicious. Then we went out to a bar and I got really drunk, I apparently got back to the hosteland got in a room and began to touch some1 bed thinking that it was the elevator. I then started asking...WHERE IS THE ELEVATOR? even tho I did not need one to get to my room...I also got into another room thinking it was the bathroom...I ended peeing in a shower and passing out on the floor for about 10 minutes. The next few days involved drinking and more drinking. The Canadian girls as we like to call them, made some fab punch that fucked every1 up and we also played cards the whole day. Saturday night we decided to celebrate my BDAY, I drank a lot, a bottle of Smirnoff before I left the hostel, then beer and wine and rum and coke. We went to this bar and that was fun. I was pissed drunk and there was a bachelor's party going on. The man that was supposed to get married was ressed as a woman and all his friends were there with him. I was sort of the center of attention cus I was screaming and dancing and touching the guys dick. In fact I touched all the guys dicks--the ones at the bachelor's party anyways. I also got very close to this long curly haired guy and apparently I kissed him. The next day some1(NATE)asked me how he was? I was like what? who? he was like the guy u hooked up with...I do not remember exactly what I did with him but apparently something happened. There were people snorting pot in a gas station and men peeing in the streets...it was a glorious night it was a great way to end san sebastians trip.

I then took an overnight train to Paris and that was annoying to say the least. In Hendaye, the place where I needed to take the train to Paris I got the urge to take a shit. The mens bathroom was closed but the womens wasnt. I got into the womens bathroom and noticed there was no toilet paper!!!! I WILL NOT WIPE WITH MY HAND I AM SORRY! I opened by bag and there was a dirty undershirt...so that was what I used to wipe my ass. I got to Paris at around 7 30 am and then I took a taxi to the hostel. I never found the fucking hostel. The address they gave me was in fact the wrong address. I was outside for 3 hrs and nothing happened, then some man sent me to the Opera and I got into this overly expensive hotel 116 euros a night to be exact. Paris was awesome, it always is. I then moved to Montparnasse and I stayed at this cheaper hostel with no linens and no privacy but that was fine cus the people that lived in the flat were cool. I should have spent more days in Paris, 3 days are never enough....I was always so tired and I would go back home, drink with the people from the hostel and pass out. I then took a plane to Milan, which by the way the Milan airport is so far away from the actual city the fucking driver charged me 70 euros!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I then took a train to Florence on the day of my birth and that was fine. I was so fucking tired that it was ridic!!! We drank a bit in the apartment and then we went out to a bar....I could not even drink the fucking drink I was falling asleep and i SWORE to God I was dying. I told Cait I needed to go back and pass out...which I did for like 10 hrs. The true celebration of my bday will be tonight....heavy drinking and dancing in florence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!