I have not gone out in Barcelona a lot. Atleast at night time. I am always so tired from all the sight seeing I do--there is so much to see; Plus I have this thing where I hate to be seen sleeping...unless I have had the time to look like Miss Veronia Lake reclining in a Louis XIV sofa, and since I am sleeping in the living room, I need to wake up early and get done!! Anyways, I decided to go to a gay bar last night, that was fun! I dunno if it was a gay bar or a brothel. I got there and basically everyone was looking for sex. I stood around for a bit and then walked around for a bit. I encountered this guy that wanted to fuck me or as they say around here "FOLLAR". He was drunk and I was able to smell the alcohol so I decided not to--I hate guys that smell like liquor or poppers!!! anywho...I said no and he continued to insist on fucking! I kept saying no and he started to grab me by the arm...I tried to walk away and he would just follow me...it got to be so annoying...why can´t guys take no for an answer! Then he said..do not worry it will be short...HELLO!!! IF I SAID NO AT THE BEGINNING, TELLING ME THAT YOU ARE A 1 MINUTE MAN WON´T HELP THE SITUATION!So I was finally able to get away from him...then some man was jacking off in the hallway and 2 were jerking each other and I was just standing around talking to a friend. Out of nowhere this man runs out of the bar and begins to follow some man around...it seems they were trying to steal his car....it was funny cus the man was wearing a gas mask and some rubber suit (this place has some weird ass clothing requirement and every 1st tuesday of the month they have golden shower Tuesdays). So I meet this Algerian man that did not speak spanish that well or english--he just spoke french. He also wanted to fuck me...but this time this guy was not drunk. He kept telling me that he would fuck me and he would go to sleep...i kept saying "go to sleep, take some sleeping pills" I also said no to him!! Isn´t that AWESOMME!!! The only prob was that he could not take no as an answer--he kept bothering me and bothering me and telling me that i was not a guy that i was a girl and that he wanted to fuck my ass like a vagina! So I made out with him for a bit and then walked away--everytime I would walk away he would show up there again...and start asking for sex, I kept pointing at people and saying "Look there are more". It got to be so annoying that I left the bar...I left my friend there and just left...some people can be so annoying.
I love staying with my friend, he buys me whatever I want (foodwise) and he cooks for me and i am basically alone the whole day cus he works a lot. His roommate came back from miami today screaming that he needed to get fucked...he says he has not had sex in 8 days and he is about to crawl up on the walls. He is so funny and just a whore I LOVE HIM ! and so hot, too bad he is a big bottom !!!! He bought this jockstrap he was so excited about...apparently he bought it for 4 dollars and he could never get that here for less than 10 euros! He keeps walking around the apartment in his new jockstrap begging to get fucked! We smoked some weed in the balcony and he left to the sauna ! My friend and I are in the room watching a spanish gossip show about a baroness and her slutty past...he is horny and so am i ...i wonder how this will end!
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Monday, March 26, 2007
Prague, Barcelona, Valencia, and back to Barcelona...
I did not go out in Prague that much but when I did I went out with a bang...even though it was snowing/rainy and a Monday night. I went out with Devon to Drakes and that was ummm ..a spectacle. I had been to Drakes in Amsterdam and that was good..but Prague--that was some professional shit. First of all this was also a bar not just a sex club....the gloryholes were actually fuck holes where not only could you fit your dick through them, you could put your whole body thru them. They also have underground dungeons with gloryhole wall, 2 huge cages, and a swing chair (which i rode). I sucked like 2 guys dick...and the last one was some spanish guy that lives in Prague...when he invited me to go over his house i ran away ...devon encountered someone with a bloody asshole and a cute sweater guy that sucked off every1 he saw. We then went to a bar and that was fun, we also went to a 24 hr food place and that was delish ! Then we got in the tram and i got a fucking ticket cus i didnt have a pass...that sucked even though it was only 25 dollars. The next day I left for Barcelona...
I go to Barcelona and did not have a place to stay...i ended up staying at this 4 star hotel and that was nice. I then met up and went out with Cait! We went to an bsinthe bar and then to a gay club. At the bar some random man that is friends of Lucia recognized us from facebook and introduced himself--OH THE POWER OF FACEBOOK! We then went to a gay bar where we saw 2 strippers and then there were men jerking off and i was touching one of the cocks and then ran over to Chris (caits friend) and rubbed my hands all over his mouth and face...this is funny cus has OCD and freaked out and proceeded to Purell his face and lips. Next day was the start of my vacatio from hell..i forgot my wallet at a cafe and therefore had to cancel my cards and had no money on me. Thank God i was in a country where i knew the language and I had cait with me and therefore had someone that could help me with the money situation. My mom was very unhelpful...she wired me some money and that is it....she did not really worry....then in Valencia some fucking kids (apparently romanian) stole my fucking camera...I hope they burn in the depth of hell !!These assholes i hope that they go around asking for money and get run over!!!!!!!!! I loved Valencia, more than I thought I would...and we got to see one of the supposed chalice...that was cool ! an dnow i am in barcelona...i finally found a way to have my bank wire me money so that is just an extra bonus!!! no more poor times for me.
I go to Barcelona and did not have a place to stay...i ended up staying at this 4 star hotel and that was nice. I then met up and went out with Cait! We went to an bsinthe bar and then to a gay club. At the bar some random man that is friends of Lucia recognized us from facebook and introduced himself--OH THE POWER OF FACEBOOK! We then went to a gay bar where we saw 2 strippers and then there were men jerking off and i was touching one of the cocks and then ran over to Chris (caits friend) and rubbed my hands all over his mouth and face...this is funny cus has OCD and freaked out and proceeded to Purell his face and lips. Next day was the start of my vacatio from hell..i forgot my wallet at a cafe and therefore had to cancel my cards and had no money on me. Thank God i was in a country where i knew the language and I had cait with me and therefore had someone that could help me with the money situation. My mom was very unhelpful...she wired me some money and that is it....she did not really worry....then in Valencia some fucking kids (apparently romanian) stole my fucking camera...I hope they burn in the depth of hell !!These assholes i hope that they go around asking for money and get run over!!!!!!!!! I loved Valencia, more than I thought I would...and we got to see one of the supposed chalice...that was cool ! an dnow i am in barcelona...i finally found a way to have my bank wire me money so that is just an extra bonus!!! no more poor times for me.
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Xtacy, last days in amsterdam, and Praha
First Things First:
Sean Barker said I sucked off someone from school that is running for elections at WM--NOT TRUE! I dont even know the kid....and Ashley Bledsoe is saying it too (bitch is just jealous that the man i supposedly sucked (which i did not) is younger than 21, but more about that later). The people I have sucked off at school are minimal and third parties have always been witness to the action!
Anyways, now that I took care of that,
Last time I wrote on this blog I talked about blowing some stranger in a bathroom brothel in Amsterdam--really thick cock but not that long. Anyways, that was my last sexual encounter in Amsterdam, and do not ask for the total cus I really do not know it, when you are in dark, sweaty dungeons you can hardly keep track. I did do xtacy in Amsterdam, the hotel owner (allan) gave Ms. B (alias to protect the involved) pure xtacy or natural xtacy--which i sort of do not understand cus I thought xtacy was a drug made in labs! Anyhow, we pregamed in the hotel cus we are cheap and refused to buy liquor at the bars and then we went to Lellebels, the trannie bar around the corner from where we were staying. Ashley kept wanting to get fucked by one of the trannies, I think it was Renata. She kept wanting to get fucked by her and even offering to wear a strap on for her. After that we went to cooldown cafe and that was fun. It wa empty and the music was good and the xtacy was hitting me full force. I was having the time of my life dancing around and then Ashley freaked out and just wanted to go home. She left the club and I stayed, cus I mean I was having a great time even though the bar was 20% full. After 5 minutes Ashley returned with a coke dealer she had found in the streets, out of nowhere Ashley begins to bleed from her nose and her face is covered in blood...it was quite nasty. Apparently I was moving my arms and I hit her in the nose, I do not really remember, but anyhow...i figured that it was time to go home. In short, my xtacy high was ruined by ashley and her bloody nose, next time I want to do it with people that do not freak out and leave you or that bleed from their nose. We came back to the hotel and Ashley went down to Allan's bathroom to clean up...I asked the coke dealer to leave but he didnt want to...so i went down, though i do not remember going down the stairs and I asked Allan to kick the coke dealer out. I was so tired all I wanted to do was lay somwhere--bed floor i did not care. So I layed in Allan's jacuzzi....I layed there, chained smoke some Lucky cigs and also smoked a pre-rolled blunt I had in my pocket. Asley in the other hand was in the other room getting eaten out by Allan, the 62 yr old hotel owner. I kept hearing sounds and loud moans, so I figured she was getting fucked...apparently just oral ( i dunno how much I believe that)...so after much sounds and screams I decided to go up to my room and pass out...which I did. The next morning I find that my shirt is yellow and nasty from laying on that jacuzzi...i dunno what was on the floor of that shit tub! Anyways, my last day in Amsterdam started late, I went to the van gogh museum and met a new friend, Jenn thai! she is great..we had indian food for dinner and then went to a fw clubs around Rembrandt Plein. I liked Amsterdam, I did not love it! I am sort of glad I did not get to study there...I like Prague much more.
Prague is amazing. It is a beauty! The architecture is to die for and it is everything that a great Europea city should be. The czech people are really unfriendly,the italian tourist are extremely annyoying, and we need to light a machine in order to get warm water. I am staying near the tv tower, which apparently has a gay club that T AND TH they have nude bar...I will check it out. I have not done much partying...in fact I have not done partying at all. I am just so tired from sight seeing and there r so many places to see that all I want to do is stay home and sleep. I was "warned" tho to me it was a great piece of info...that czech men have huge penises, I dunno what he meant by huge, his huge could be my avg...we will see. I need to experience one czech man before I leave the Belle of Boheme, I won't promise the numbers I saw in Amsterdam but I do promise atleast one.
Moving to one low point of my trip...diarrhea !! Food in amsterdam made me shit water! I dunno what it was! I dunno if it was the fucking weed or the xtacy but I was shitting water and like paste like shit--Amorphous feces! So I came to Prague and the czech must have the worst food on earth. They only eat meat and potatoes and when I talk about meat they eat like wild boar!!! Anyhow...i went to breakfast and I was having breakfast and was gassy...so i farted and i was like okkk...then i wanted to fart again but this time it was shit! LIQUIFIED SHIT ! UGHHHH it was nasty , i really do hate shit--I know i am a freak and whatever but scatting is not one of my turn ons. I went to the bathroom cleaned and washed lol and threw away some nice pair of Calvin Kleins full of shit in the garbage of the bathroom...I was then forced to go around with no underware and with jeans...not a fun experience may I add...I am now better--no more diarrhea if you must know!
Sean Barker said I sucked off someone from school that is running for elections at WM--NOT TRUE! I dont even know the kid....and Ashley Bledsoe is saying it too (bitch is just jealous that the man i supposedly sucked (which i did not) is younger than 21, but more about that later). The people I have sucked off at school are minimal and third parties have always been witness to the action!
Anyways, now that I took care of that,
Last time I wrote on this blog I talked about blowing some stranger in a bathroom brothel in Amsterdam--really thick cock but not that long. Anyways, that was my last sexual encounter in Amsterdam, and do not ask for the total cus I really do not know it, when you are in dark, sweaty dungeons you can hardly keep track. I did do xtacy in Amsterdam, the hotel owner (allan) gave Ms. B (alias to protect the involved) pure xtacy or natural xtacy--which i sort of do not understand cus I thought xtacy was a drug made in labs! Anyhow, we pregamed in the hotel cus we are cheap and refused to buy liquor at the bars and then we went to Lellebels, the trannie bar around the corner from where we were staying. Ashley kept wanting to get fucked by one of the trannies, I think it was Renata. She kept wanting to get fucked by her and even offering to wear a strap on for her. After that we went to cooldown cafe and that was fun. It wa empty and the music was good and the xtacy was hitting me full force. I was having the time of my life dancing around and then Ashley freaked out and just wanted to go home. She left the club and I stayed, cus I mean I was having a great time even though the bar was 20% full. After 5 minutes Ashley returned with a coke dealer she had found in the streets, out of nowhere Ashley begins to bleed from her nose and her face is covered in blood...it was quite nasty. Apparently I was moving my arms and I hit her in the nose, I do not really remember, but anyhow...i figured that it was time to go home. In short, my xtacy high was ruined by ashley and her bloody nose, next time I want to do it with people that do not freak out and leave you or that bleed from their nose. We came back to the hotel and Ashley went down to Allan's bathroom to clean up...I asked the coke dealer to leave but he didnt want to...so i went down, though i do not remember going down the stairs and I asked Allan to kick the coke dealer out. I was so tired all I wanted to do was lay somwhere--bed floor i did not care. So I layed in Allan's jacuzzi....I layed there, chained smoke some Lucky cigs and also smoked a pre-rolled blunt I had in my pocket. Asley in the other hand was in the other room getting eaten out by Allan, the 62 yr old hotel owner. I kept hearing sounds and loud moans, so I figured she was getting fucked...apparently just oral ( i dunno how much I believe that)...so after much sounds and screams I decided to go up to my room and pass out...which I did. The next morning I find that my shirt is yellow and nasty from laying on that jacuzzi...i dunno what was on the floor of that shit tub! Anyways, my last day in Amsterdam started late, I went to the van gogh museum and met a new friend, Jenn thai! she is great..we had indian food for dinner and then went to a fw clubs around Rembrandt Plein. I liked Amsterdam, I did not love it! I am sort of glad I did not get to study there...I like Prague much more.
Prague is amazing. It is a beauty! The architecture is to die for and it is everything that a great Europea city should be. The czech people are really unfriendly,the italian tourist are extremely annyoying, and we need to light a machine in order to get warm water. I am staying near the tv tower, which apparently has a gay club that T AND TH they have nude bar...I will check it out. I have not done much partying...in fact I have not done partying at all. I am just so tired from sight seeing and there r so many places to see that all I want to do is stay home and sleep. I was "warned" tho to me it was a great piece of info...that czech men have huge penises, I dunno what he meant by huge, his huge could be my avg...we will see. I need to experience one czech man before I leave the Belle of Boheme, I won't promise the numbers I saw in Amsterdam but I do promise atleast one.
Moving to one low point of my trip...diarrhea !! Food in amsterdam made me shit water! I dunno what it was! I dunno if it was the fucking weed or the xtacy but I was shitting water and like paste like shit--Amorphous feces! So I came to Prague and the czech must have the worst food on earth. They only eat meat and potatoes and when I talk about meat they eat like wild boar!!! Anyhow...i went to breakfast and I was having breakfast and was gassy...so i farted and i was like okkk...then i wanted to fart again but this time it was shit! LIQUIFIED SHIT ! UGHHHH it was nasty , i really do hate shit--I know i am a freak and whatever but scatting is not one of my turn ons. I went to the bathroom cleaned and washed lol and threw away some nice pair of Calvin Kleins full of shit in the garbage of the bathroom...I was then forced to go around with no underware and with jeans...not a fun experience may I add...I am now better--no more diarrhea if you must know!
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Same old shit, and a deeper look into Amsterdam
So, things with Ashley have not been all that great. After I told her I might be leaving to Prague a day ealier, the bitch flipped a shit--I then went to her made up bed she has in the first floor and supposedly I interrupted her masturbation. Today, early in the morning she wanted to ash her pipe, she asked me for a bag I have and I said "No, do not ash there!" so she went ahead and did it anyways. I got up and got the bag from her, I wanted to spill the ashes on the bed! Of course Ashley is already the reigning queen of drama, and a high Ashley is even worst. She started screaming and saying that I had physically attacked her--which I did not, but if you were to live with her a physical attack would be understandable. She then began to kick me or attempt to...BITCH I WONT STAND THERE AND GET HIT BY YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS!! YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN! With so many canals around the city is a shame she won't get to drown in one of them, I would even buy her tulips to accompany her bloated corpse.
Moving on to important things--
Last posting I left talking about dungeons. Well, Sunday night I went to another one, this one called the "Eagle". This one happens to be in a row of dungeons/bars/clubs. I think it goes something like this: Cockring, Eagle, Dirty Dicks, Gay Cinema, and across the street the world's first leather bar--Argos. So anyways, Eagle is like Cuckoos nest but much cleaner looking and there is more light. You go down some stairs and there is a bench running around the back wall and a doorless room in the middle. Guys sit around and cruise for sex. There was this man wearing rubber/elastic chaps and nothing else. His ass was all out in the open and he kept going around touching peoples crotches and getting fucked--you never know how much your assless chaps will help you! Oh yeah, as a side note, these places tend to be leather/denim/dom type of places so I sported out my denim, I dunno if i was successful but I did not want to be out of place. Jeans, denim jacket look....hideous combination even though many of you wear it--but I felt forced to, I did not wanna feel left out. Anyways, I walk around and this tall ass blond/red haired guy and I have eye contact. After much looking we start to make out...we then go into another part of the "dungeon" which has private room and we had sex! He was very nice except for the fact that I own one less t shirt now since the one I was wearing was ripped in a moment of passion. So after everything he stays there and I was just thinking to myself--"You can leave now! We are not gonna talk!" Ugh men and their need to communicate!!! So anyways I go around and there is this kid sucking some mans cock....I stand next to them and the man that is getting blown begins to touch my crotch....out of nowhere the kid sucking dick begins to vomit!! Yes, vomit!!! Ugh, It must have been onli liquor cus I could smell the strong acidic taste....but in those leather scenes vomitting and pissing and shit like that (no pun intended) is welcomed! So the guy kept sucking the mans dick and no1 said anything....but he vomitted again and I screamed cus I thought it had gotten on my Diesel shoes!! so anyways...I went to sit and drink a heineken...I observed some man getting fucked, some man sucking dick and getting fucked at the same time, and another man just pull down his pants bend over and wait for the next passerby--it was so funny to watch...he got fucked and when the guy left this guy just pulled up his pants and moved on to the next. FAGGOTS ARE TRULY SICK !!! Anyways, I meet this really hot guy, kind of short but great body and great dick! He had a cockring on and all of you know, or should know, how annoying sucking dick with cock rings on is! So anyways, the kid had a gorgeous dick but all he wanted was to get his ass eaten...so i did. I must have eaten his ass for about an hr, my tongue was hurting already...then he asked me to bite him and bite him hard i did...everywhere! His back his front his ass his dick....that was so weird he demanded for his dick to be bitten! After that I left...outside is really funny...cus since all these bars are next to each other people check in their bags or coats and they bar hop! There was this man in a leather thong and a dog collar crawling around in the sidewalk going from one bar to the next. Also, I forgot to mention, inside the eagle some man was getting beat up and he loved it...i mean i dunno dutch but it sounded as tho he was asking for more!
I have been sleeping for abnormally long periods of time in this trip....I woke up really late and just walked around the city for a bit and I also went to Anne Frank's house. Its a very sad tour I must say and the house is desolate except for a few pictures and letters etc...I especially liked the huge cafe next door to it! really touching add on! I left my name on the Anne Frank's virtual tree memorial which I find it to be really cool! The Homonument, monument to those queers persecuted by the Nazis, is across from the Anne Frank's house...its pretty simple and if you ask me it lacks fierceness but it is a nice touch I guess. I also did some shopping, I have an obsession for bags, men purses!! I love them...I bought some huge bag, another messengerm and some jacket and a scarf!! Tuesday I did not do shit I slept all day and smoked some pot but not a lot. When I decided to leave and visit Rembrandt's house it was close as well as the Jewish History museum. I did go today, Rembrandts house is gorgeous, too bad you cant take pics, the Jewish Museum has some amazing pictures taken by Robert Capa and the Great Synagogue is gorgeous inside with some really neat artifacts! I also went to the flea market, china town, Our Lord of the Attic and some other church there.
The 2 churched which I went today are in the Red Light District. Those women start working early. I did notice that the day prostitutes are considerably older, fatter, and just plain down ugly compared to the night ones. It was nice seeing business men going in to see them. I also saw transexual prostitutes....one of them had a very large penis and she called on a guy and said "bring me food i am so hungry, have not eaten for 2 days cus of the drugs". I passes by the gay cinema and some man was standing across the street from it. I did not think much of him cus I figured he was trying to sell me coke like all the other people in the red light district. But he was not, he followed me and offered me sex. He said he would pay for my entrance into the gay cinema and that he would fuck me with his big dick. I kept saying no and after much braggin about his large penis I said "hahaha I have seen my share do not worry". He kept walking beside me and finally we went into a side alley and he showed me his dick. It wasnt long but it was thick...looked like a hammer. For some reason I kep saying no, I guess i did not want to go to the cinema but then he told me he had a place. The place ended up being in one of the brothels. We went in and I guess he knows the prostitutes cus we were allowed in and I gave him head lol it was ok head, he ended up jacking off cus I was too worried about my bag and I kept holding on to it...he also came on my shoes lol THANK YOU VERY MUCH! That was fun I guess I dunno, after that I went into the Lord of the Attic, the clandestine catholic church to purify my soul !!!
Moving on to important things--
Last posting I left talking about dungeons. Well, Sunday night I went to another one, this one called the "Eagle". This one happens to be in a row of dungeons/bars/clubs. I think it goes something like this: Cockring, Eagle, Dirty Dicks, Gay Cinema, and across the street the world's first leather bar--Argos. So anyways, Eagle is like Cuckoos nest but much cleaner looking and there is more light. You go down some stairs and there is a bench running around the back wall and a doorless room in the middle. Guys sit around and cruise for sex. There was this man wearing rubber/elastic chaps and nothing else. His ass was all out in the open and he kept going around touching peoples crotches and getting fucked--you never know how much your assless chaps will help you! Oh yeah, as a side note, these places tend to be leather/denim/dom type of places so I sported out my denim, I dunno if i was successful but I did not want to be out of place. Jeans, denim jacket look....hideous combination even though many of you wear it--but I felt forced to, I did not wanna feel left out. Anyways, I walk around and this tall ass blond/red haired guy and I have eye contact. After much looking we start to make out...we then go into another part of the "dungeon" which has private room and we had sex! He was very nice except for the fact that I own one less t shirt now since the one I was wearing was ripped in a moment of passion. So after everything he stays there and I was just thinking to myself--"You can leave now! We are not gonna talk!" Ugh men and their need to communicate!!! So anyways I go around and there is this kid sucking some mans cock....I stand next to them and the man that is getting blown begins to touch my crotch....out of nowhere the kid sucking dick begins to vomit!! Yes, vomit!!! Ugh, It must have been onli liquor cus I could smell the strong acidic taste....but in those leather scenes vomitting and pissing and shit like that (no pun intended) is welcomed! So the guy kept sucking the mans dick and no1 said anything....but he vomitted again and I screamed cus I thought it had gotten on my Diesel shoes!! so anyways...I went to sit and drink a heineken...I observed some man getting fucked, some man sucking dick and getting fucked at the same time, and another man just pull down his pants bend over and wait for the next passerby--it was so funny to watch...he got fucked and when the guy left this guy just pulled up his pants and moved on to the next. FAGGOTS ARE TRULY SICK !!! Anyways, I meet this really hot guy, kind of short but great body and great dick! He had a cockring on and all of you know, or should know, how annoying sucking dick with cock rings on is! So anyways, the kid had a gorgeous dick but all he wanted was to get his ass eaten...so i did. I must have eaten his ass for about an hr, my tongue was hurting already...then he asked me to bite him and bite him hard i did...everywhere! His back his front his ass his dick....that was so weird he demanded for his dick to be bitten! After that I left...outside is really funny...cus since all these bars are next to each other people check in their bags or coats and they bar hop! There was this man in a leather thong and a dog collar crawling around in the sidewalk going from one bar to the next. Also, I forgot to mention, inside the eagle some man was getting beat up and he loved it...i mean i dunno dutch but it sounded as tho he was asking for more!
I have been sleeping for abnormally long periods of time in this trip....I woke up really late and just walked around the city for a bit and I also went to Anne Frank's house. Its a very sad tour I must say and the house is desolate except for a few pictures and letters etc...I especially liked the huge cafe next door to it! really touching add on! I left my name on the Anne Frank's virtual tree memorial which I find it to be really cool! The Homonument, monument to those queers persecuted by the Nazis, is across from the Anne Frank's house...its pretty simple and if you ask me it lacks fierceness but it is a nice touch I guess. I also did some shopping, I have an obsession for bags, men purses!! I love them...I bought some huge bag, another messengerm and some jacket and a scarf!! Tuesday I did not do shit I slept all day and smoked some pot but not a lot. When I decided to leave and visit Rembrandt's house it was close as well as the Jewish History museum. I did go today, Rembrandts house is gorgeous, too bad you cant take pics, the Jewish Museum has some amazing pictures taken by Robert Capa and the Great Synagogue is gorgeous inside with some really neat artifacts! I also went to the flea market, china town, Our Lord of the Attic and some other church there.
The 2 churched which I went today are in the Red Light District. Those women start working early. I did notice that the day prostitutes are considerably older, fatter, and just plain down ugly compared to the night ones. It was nice seeing business men going in to see them. I also saw transexual prostitutes....one of them had a very large penis and she called on a guy and said "bring me food i am so hungry, have not eaten for 2 days cus of the drugs". I passes by the gay cinema and some man was standing across the street from it. I did not think much of him cus I figured he was trying to sell me coke like all the other people in the red light district. But he was not, he followed me and offered me sex. He said he would pay for my entrance into the gay cinema and that he would fuck me with his big dick. I kept saying no and after much braggin about his large penis I said "hahaha I have seen my share do not worry". He kept walking beside me and finally we went into a side alley and he showed me his dick. It wasnt long but it was thick...looked like a hammer. For some reason I kep saying no, I guess i did not want to go to the cinema but then he told me he had a place. The place ended up being in one of the brothels. We went in and I guess he knows the prostitutes cus we were allowed in and I gave him head lol it was ok head, he ended up jacking off cus I was too worried about my bag and I kept holding on to it...he also came on my shoes lol THANK YOU VERY MUCH! That was fun I guess I dunno, after that I went into the Lord of the Attic, the clandestine catholic church to purify my soul !!!
Sunday, March 11, 2007
Only in Amsterdam
So i got to Amsterdam Friday afternoon--after NYC, Geneva, and Zurich I was dead tired and all I wanted to do was nap. The so called sketchy place I found in Amsterdam ended up being not so sketchy---its in Keizergracht and the view from my room is of one of the many canals around the city. The house is a bit of a cat house but thats ok---it is also owned by a very nice canadian named Allan. So i get in the room and I email someone from the study abroad program that I never went on, she invited me to go to the van gogh museum and then a club--unfortunately I got the message too late and I wasn't able to make it. I went down to ask for an adaptor cus my American comp doesnt fit into the power fixtures here. Allan, the owner of the house invited me to inhale some weed. He has this machine that gets the fumes out of the weed but u dont have to smoke it--its really neat. Then I go out by myself and I find what has quickly become the love of my life---wok 2 walk--this cheap chinese fast food restaurant that is on every street in Amsterdam. I go back to the hotel and I meet a guy from Michigan. We walk around the city and he gives me what he called a cheap version of a tour and we smoke copious amounts of pot as we walk around the cold city streets.
Saturday morning Ashley comes in and wakes me up...all ready not a good start. She got in at around 9 am and by noon we had already had our first fight. I locked her out of the room for a while and we bitched at each other for some time and that was that. In the afternoon we had another fight, this time concerning the biting of my toenails and spitting them on the floor. Ashley found it absolutely repulsive--in the mean time she sits there with a pair of tweezers plucking the dead skin from her lips, the bitch is packing her face with NEOSPORIN and then has the balls to bitch about my toenail biting. We had dinner at some nice indian restaurant around the corner from where we are staying and then we went to see a live sex show. None of us knew where this place was at, for some reason this city is so difficult to figure out. I find a way to get to a center square and from there we can locate ourselves---Ashley just bitches about the fact that the streets are desolate and how I did not know where we were going. I try to explain that the street we are taking are full of stores which happened to b e close at this time and therefore it is only reasonable that people arent flocking to that street and how she did not know where we were going either. She can be sooo annoying. We find the place and it happens to be in the Red Light District. We pay 45 euros and we get 4 drinks and a live sex show. It is not arousing at all...the people lay on a circular bed fucking while music plays in the background. The beginning involves people from the audience eating a banana from the crotch of one of the women that will eventually have sex on stage. Then it goes into some couple fucking, some poor indonesian woman trying to dance but she cant and then sticks a dildo up her vagina, then a black couple, followed by some woman that smokes a cigar from her vagina, then by an interracial couple, then by some lesbians, and then by a couple where the man had a very tiny dick..at the end the hostess of the show gets a man from stage lays him there with a strap-on on his forehead and sits on it...and also lets him fuck her with the strap on attached to the forehead--at the end she grabs the strap on and he licked it! SICK !
We go into some str8 bar full of annoying brits. They might be very smart, they might be very polished but they are incredibly annoying and just loud and not fun to be around. Of course Ashley loves it--she would. She starts talking to a man from Cambridge--the bitch starts saying that she goes to cambridge and how she has been there for 3 yrs! all trying to find dick...i just stand there bored and she tells him that we have to go--she rubs the fact that she turned away dick for my well being and i will prob hear about it yrs from now. We go out and smoke some weed...we also go to another bar where we find this old black man selling coke. He wanted Ashley and I to have a threesome with him. Ashley then proceeds to tell him that she has only been with 3 guys (hahahahaha) and that I am the slut and therefore he should fuck me. The man grabs me and wants to fuck...i did touch his dick and he did have a big one. Ashley is sitting there trying to get me to fuck with the dealer so she can get free coke....we leave and that was the end of the ordeal. We decide to go to a club but she wants to sit and smoke pot....i tell her that we can walk and smoke but she refuses...so i left her there in the red light district. I walked home and in the way got into Lellebell, the tranny bar 2 blocks from where we are staying. Its a small bar, with the bartenders dressed as women (ugly women) and people just sit around and some queens with dreams of stardom get on the tiny stage and perform the songs that are being played. I meet this venezuela guy that has lived in amsterdam for the last 6 yrs...we talk go in the bathroom and i blow him. When we came out cops were in the bar....they were checking for weapons...apparently they are scared that there is an alqueda like opperation happening at these places (or so i was told by one of the trannies). They close the bar but i did not want to go home....i went to a club called Palace..and i still do not know if it was str8 or gay i dunno...i made out with some random man and then for the rest of the time i saw how a woman got her tits licked and ger vagina fingered by 2 guys....oh yeah and random men around it watching and touching themselves. They closed that at 5 am and then there was this big street fight....i got home and wanted to go to the thermos night bath house lol.
i get to the room and get the address...i walk and walk and never find the fucking bath house....i found it at 7 30 am lol by then it was too late. During the afternoon tho I did find a sex room...bunch of guys having sex...that was fun and it did break my non-sex cycle...i then complained about the lube on my ass!!!! Today (sunday) i slept till around 5 i went out and basically explored parts of the city. I was invited to the cuckoos nest bar...a gay bar that used to be for leather daddies! I go in, its fine whatever just a reg bar...however, on the bottom floor they have dungeons...sex dungeons---apparently europes oldest. So i go down into the cellars and there are all these men just satinding around, fucking, sucking etc etc. The cellar is a series of hallways that have cellars--like prison cells--where people are fucking or sucking or whatever. There is no light, excpet for some neon red light aligning the walls. You really cant see people at all unless u take ur cell out and put it to their face...but that is not done. So i get to this big cellar where there r 3 naked men in doggy style position waiting to get fucked....1 of them was already getting fucked. there r men standing in front of them getting head and a line of guys waiting to fuck them....it was quite surreal and sooo stimulating....so after the initial shock reaction---well lets just quote the famous saying WHEN IN ROME DO WHAT THE ROMANS DO!!! You walk around and u see people getting fucked, people sucking, people getting spanked..they have one with bars and a dcaptiating machine thing there the person ebdns over and receives anal punishments i guess....it was fun i have to admit...people just touch u and u just touchthem...u blow them u fuck them they fuck u ....no long conversations lol...SOOO PROGRESSIVE !!!
Saturday morning Ashley comes in and wakes me up...all ready not a good start. She got in at around 9 am and by noon we had already had our first fight. I locked her out of the room for a while and we bitched at each other for some time and that was that. In the afternoon we had another fight, this time concerning the biting of my toenails and spitting them on the floor. Ashley found it absolutely repulsive--in the mean time she sits there with a pair of tweezers plucking the dead skin from her lips, the bitch is packing her face with NEOSPORIN and then has the balls to bitch about my toenail biting. We had dinner at some nice indian restaurant around the corner from where we are staying and then we went to see a live sex show. None of us knew where this place was at, for some reason this city is so difficult to figure out. I find a way to get to a center square and from there we can locate ourselves---Ashley just bitches about the fact that the streets are desolate and how I did not know where we were going. I try to explain that the street we are taking are full of stores which happened to b e close at this time and therefore it is only reasonable that people arent flocking to that street and how she did not know where we were going either. She can be sooo annoying. We find the place and it happens to be in the Red Light District. We pay 45 euros and we get 4 drinks and a live sex show. It is not arousing at all...the people lay on a circular bed fucking while music plays in the background. The beginning involves people from the audience eating a banana from the crotch of one of the women that will eventually have sex on stage. Then it goes into some couple fucking, some poor indonesian woman trying to dance but she cant and then sticks a dildo up her vagina, then a black couple, followed by some woman that smokes a cigar from her vagina, then by an interracial couple, then by some lesbians, and then by a couple where the man had a very tiny dick..at the end the hostess of the show gets a man from stage lays him there with a strap-on on his forehead and sits on it...and also lets him fuck her with the strap on attached to the forehead--at the end she grabs the strap on and he licked it! SICK !
We go into some str8 bar full of annoying brits. They might be very smart, they might be very polished but they are incredibly annoying and just loud and not fun to be around. Of course Ashley loves it--she would. She starts talking to a man from Cambridge--the bitch starts saying that she goes to cambridge and how she has been there for 3 yrs! all trying to find dick...i just stand there bored and she tells him that we have to go--she rubs the fact that she turned away dick for my well being and i will prob hear about it yrs from now. We go out and smoke some weed...we also go to another bar where we find this old black man selling coke. He wanted Ashley and I to have a threesome with him. Ashley then proceeds to tell him that she has only been with 3 guys (hahahahaha) and that I am the slut and therefore he should fuck me. The man grabs me and wants to fuck...i did touch his dick and he did have a big one. Ashley is sitting there trying to get me to fuck with the dealer so she can get free coke....we leave and that was the end of the ordeal. We decide to go to a club but she wants to sit and smoke pot....i tell her that we can walk and smoke but she refuses...so i left her there in the red light district. I walked home and in the way got into Lellebell, the tranny bar 2 blocks from where we are staying. Its a small bar, with the bartenders dressed as women (ugly women) and people just sit around and some queens with dreams of stardom get on the tiny stage and perform the songs that are being played. I meet this venezuela guy that has lived in amsterdam for the last 6 yrs...we talk go in the bathroom and i blow him. When we came out cops were in the bar....they were checking for weapons...apparently they are scared that there is an alqueda like opperation happening at these places (or so i was told by one of the trannies). They close the bar but i did not want to go home....i went to a club called Palace..and i still do not know if it was str8 or gay i dunno...i made out with some random man and then for the rest of the time i saw how a woman got her tits licked and ger vagina fingered by 2 guys....oh yeah and random men around it watching and touching themselves. They closed that at 5 am and then there was this big street fight....i got home and wanted to go to the thermos night bath house lol.
i get to the room and get the address...i walk and walk and never find the fucking bath house....i found it at 7 30 am lol by then it was too late. During the afternoon tho I did find a sex room...bunch of guys having sex...that was fun and it did break my non-sex cycle...i then complained about the lube on my ass!!!! Today (sunday) i slept till around 5 i went out and basically explored parts of the city. I was invited to the cuckoos nest bar...a gay bar that used to be for leather daddies! I go in, its fine whatever just a reg bar...however, on the bottom floor they have dungeons...sex dungeons---apparently europes oldest. So i go down into the cellars and there are all these men just satinding around, fucking, sucking etc etc. The cellar is a series of hallways that have cellars--like prison cells--where people are fucking or sucking or whatever. There is no light, excpet for some neon red light aligning the walls. You really cant see people at all unless u take ur cell out and put it to their face...but that is not done. So i get to this big cellar where there r 3 naked men in doggy style position waiting to get fucked....1 of them was already getting fucked. there r men standing in front of them getting head and a line of guys waiting to fuck them....it was quite surreal and sooo stimulating....so after the initial shock reaction---well lets just quote the famous saying WHEN IN ROME DO WHAT THE ROMANS DO!!! You walk around and u see people getting fucked, people sucking, people getting spanked..they have one with bars and a dcaptiating machine thing there the person ebdns over and receives anal punishments i guess....it was fun i have to admit...people just touch u and u just touchthem...u blow them u fuck them they fuck u ....no long conversations lol...SOOO PROGRESSIVE !!!
Friday, March 9, 2007
The end of Mexico, Miami, NYC, Europe, and back to normality
So, as you have heard Mexico was amazing. Better than expected, I never knew I would like it as much as I did, i will surely be back. I got to Miami and was detained by the American authorities, it seems there is a person with my same name and age that has been convicted for murder, so they wanted to make sure that it wasnt the same person. I got to Miami and I was so tired that I cancelled my WeIt is now dnesday flight to NYC and instead scheduled it for Thursday morning. I took the flight Thursday morning and got to NYC at 12 pm. The fucking plane had technical difficulties so we sat on the runway for about 2 hrs in Charlottesville North Carolina. I took a shuttle to Kristen's office in downtown Manhattan, hoping to save some extra dollars. What a mistake that was!!!! The man picked up 5 other people and then took them first --i was the last person to be dropped off at 3 pm !!!!! 2 hrs in that fucking shuttle driving aroung Manhattan's traffic is not cute--tho sight seeing was nice. I had a wonderful lunch with Kristen and then I took a taxi to JFK for my 6 20 flight to Zurich. I got to the check-in counter at 6pm i.e I missed that flight....I was scheduled to take the 7 40pm flight to Geneva cus the Zurich 9 pm flight was too full...I sat in some of the most uncomfortable seats ever!!! in the middle isle sitting in between 2 old asian women. The food was good tho, we were fed dinner and breakfast. I guess I dozed off during the 8 hr trip cus it did not feel as long. It is now around 10 something am in Geneva--4 22 am Eastern American time. I am supposed to fly to Zurich then to Amsterdam--finally! The guy Ashley and I are staying with promises to be a freak--if not a killer. He asked if Ashley wore thongs and then told me to knock on the basement window if the door bell did not work---I got him off Craigslist Amsterdam in an effort to save some money.
So I went through a time--time i spent in Mexico--where fucking or cock were not in my mind. I was a strange place for me to be in since I am always thinking about the next cock to come by. But after that 3some where the cat and I were making eye contact as I had a limp cock in ass crack--my sex drive was non existent. This was maybe about 2 weeks??? I thought I would need to get on the blue pill !!! But the last day of my Mexico trip I got horny again and all I wanted was sex. I got to Miami and some man (Eric the Mini cooper kid) texted me and asked "Do you want milk?" I said SURE! but then I told him i did not have a car and he never texted me back....i guess people dont want to be bothered even though we live fairly close to each other. When I got to NYC this man named Jonathan who I supposedly slept with called me...he wanted to see me during lunch time....NOW ! I never tell my Miami hook ups that I am not in town---i just dont! Even when I am in VA i tell them that i am vry busy or that I needed to leave Miami for a few days. So i told him I was working (which he was very surprised) and i told him i could not meet him until the night time. I hope he didnt call cus if he did my phone was off cus i was in a plane to Geneva.
There are so many hot men here ummmmmmm and their style of clothing and demeanor is so fucking arousing. Some are just ridiculously attractive ..others are ok but the way they dresss ummm ---behind I have left the trashy A&F look and I am so glad !!!! I want sex!!! I WANT FUCKING ! AMSTERDAM HERE WE COME !!! WOMAN GET UR STRAP ON READY !!!
So I went through a time--time i spent in Mexico--where fucking or cock were not in my mind. I was a strange place for me to be in since I am always thinking about the next cock to come by. But after that 3some where the cat and I were making eye contact as I had a limp cock in ass crack--my sex drive was non existent. This was maybe about 2 weeks??? I thought I would need to get on the blue pill !!! But the last day of my Mexico trip I got horny again and all I wanted was sex. I got to Miami and some man (Eric the Mini cooper kid) texted me and asked "Do you want milk?" I said SURE! but then I told him i did not have a car and he never texted me back....i guess people dont want to be bothered even though we live fairly close to each other. When I got to NYC this man named Jonathan who I supposedly slept with called me...he wanted to see me during lunch time....NOW ! I never tell my Miami hook ups that I am not in town---i just dont! Even when I am in VA i tell them that i am vry busy or that I needed to leave Miami for a few days. So i told him I was working (which he was very surprised) and i told him i could not meet him until the night time. I hope he didnt call cus if he did my phone was off cus i was in a plane to Geneva.
There are so many hot men here ummmmmmm and their style of clothing and demeanor is so fucking arousing. Some are just ridiculously attractive ..others are ok but the way they dresss ummm ---behind I have left the trashy A&F look and I am so glad !!!! I want sex!!! I WANT FUCKING ! AMSTERDAM HERE WE COME !!! WOMAN GET UR STRAP ON READY !!!
Friday, March 2, 2007
My first day in Mexico City
My plane left Miami around 6 50 am. I had never traveled on MEXICANA before, it was very nice and since it was empty, I got to stretch out my feet and sleep for the duration of the flight. This annoying man kept jumping from seat to seat, leaving behind piles of pillows and blankets!! In first class 2 Mexican actors sitting right net to each other. I love one of them, but of course I do not get star struck, unless its Madonna! We arrived in Mexico and as soon as I stepped off the plane I smelled this nasty ass odor, I assume it has to do with pollution and things like that. I went around the airport trying to find a place to get dollars. The ATM's gave me back money in pesos, which is bad cus I have no idea of how much I am spending. I also got a cell phone for the time I am going to be here. I took a taxi to the hotel and made friends with the driver--I asked him to drive me around places while I am here and I would just pay him for his day's work. The area around the airport is very poor, atleast from just looking at it.
I walked around the area where my hotel is located--its amazing. I am near 2 of the most important avenues in all of Mexico...Reforma and Insurgentes. I am also steps away from Roma, Condesa, and the gay hang out Zona Rosa. I walked around and took pics...i kept looking back just to see if any robber/kidnapper was following me. I went to a sex shop where i bumped against some dildos and basically made a mess. I wanted to go into the XXX peeps show rooms--just from standing there I could see only gay men entering...apparently they have gloryholes!! lol I then had lunch at a restaurant right across the sex shop, where if you buy 2 drinks you eat for free. I got margaritas 47 pesos each (roughly around 4.50 dollars) and i ate this mix of beef, chicken, and some strange spicy thing. The woman loved my spanish accent and she told me of places to go at night. They had a Brazilian band playing during this whole time and I am not quite sure if they were actually Brazilian. I then went to the Wax Museum---really bad none of the people look like who they are supposed to look like. But it was fun none the less...people were especially freaked out by some of my obscene poses I did with famous Mexicans! I went back to my room napped till 9 pm..i was so tired and my head was hurtin !! I did not go out that night...i was supposed to met 2 gay guys at a bar but i felt like shit....my body ache, i had a fever, and my head was hurting...i still do not feel well but whatver...im goin gto the pyramids and then i dunno where...tonight i am going to Living an amazing club which reminds of Coliseum!
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