Only in Miami w/a Detroit TwIsT

BEFORE I BEGIN WRITING ABOUT TONIGHT, I WANT TO CLARIFY A RUMOR THAT IS SUPPOSEDLY BEING SAID AT SCHOOL! I WAS TOLD TONIGHT THAT SOMEONE, AND I KNOW WHO THAT SOMEONE IS, HAS BEEN SAYING OR SAID THAT I GET FUCKED BAREBACK! FOR YOUR INFORMATION, MY FRIEND, I DO NOT GET FUCKED BAREBACK--BUT I THANK YOU FOR YOUR APPARENT CONCERN. IF I DID, I WOULD BE PLACING MYSELF IN GREAT DANGER OF GETTING SOMETHING SUCH AS AIDS, AND IF I DID GET FUCKED BAREBACK MY DEAR GAY FRIEND, IT WOULD NOT BE ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS! DON'T WORRY I DONT PLAN TO FUCK WITH YOU ANYTIME SOON! YOU ARE TOO MUCH OF A BOTTOM FOR ME!

ANYWAYS, moving along:

today was slow day. i wasinvited to go to the beach starting at 3 pm...i did not go for i did not want to get dressed, look for parking space and waste money which at this point i do not have! I was either going to stay home or go out with this attorney guy i know.....well i had met this really nice and cute guy that works at Univ. of Miami and is a neuroscience major....we decided to meet at this empty parking lot across UM and hang out....well we ended up fucking behind a bush...it was good....the UM security guard passed by but i dont think he saw us.....we then talked and talked about food, cars, pollution, computers....it was great....at 1 am or so we went to wendys...we got food and this lady at the window said to us "do ur mothers know what u r doing?" "are you guys together? how long have u been together for" ...i was like noo we r friends!! and he just laughed ! i was kind of ambarrassed !

also a friend of mine....la javalina...passed by in a car, i dunno why...and he started screaming things at me in spanish...something like "WHORE! I KNOW WHAT U R DOING HAHAHAHAHAHA " i, of course made believe i didnt know her and i was just like i dunno who that is lol i cant see from here lol ....then after he left i got 2 text messages saying I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW ....it was from my friend that was at south beach.....he had been called and told about me and this kid---gays are so efficient when it comes to gossip


we were in the parking lot of wendys, across from sunset place when 2 drunk ...very drunk men from detroit approached us....they had gone to eat and drink at Dan Marino's restaurant which is in sunset place but they had forgotten where their 2007 mustang was parked....they wanted us to drive them around the area and find the car....so the guy i was with actually agreed to it (i told u he was nice) we drove around up and down sunset street, around the restaurants and parking spaces with the car's alarm, witing to hear or see the red mustang....we rove around for about 20 minutes...could not find anything ..until we finally found it in the parking lot of casa larios, across from winn dixie!! they were so happy...the guy "DAN" said "You guys are fucking awesome, you are what america is all about--what do you want, food, money, pussy ??" he kept hugging us and slapping our backs...they were soo drunk we were afraid they would 1. get pulled over or 2. kill themselves....they wanted milkshakes from wendys so we went back and they drove behind us...they were swirling so much that we knew they couldnt drive home....we then asked them for money lol...they didnt have cash so we drove to an ATM...they gave us 60 dollars for both of us ....DAN kpt saying..i love you guys I love you you are amazing thank you for helping these midwesterns! he then kept saying lets go drink...lets get pussy...then he turned to me and he said "you prolly dont like pussy anyways"

and then he told us both how attractive we were and how pretty my eyes were....i was like thanks dan...as he hugged me and almosts dropped me to the floor!! they didnt even know where they were staying...apparently at an airforce base in homestead...homestead is really far from miami....we gave them directions I hope they made it to where they were staying and that they arent dead or in prison at this point!!!

we then went back to the original parking lot and we started watching str8 porn on this kids ipod....we were in the car watching porn and we got horny...we went back to the bushes and fucked again...this time we fucked on some stairs at the side of the building...it was so good !! lol so grand !!!

i hope to see him soon !!!


ONLY IN MIAMI KIDS !! I LUV THIS TOWN !