Damn! I had not realized how long it had been since I had posted on this thing, Anyways, my last night in barcelona was not the best, I decided to go out late, it was around 3 am (thx god that the metro began to ran 24 hr that day). I went to plaza de universidad and I was trying to find this gay bar called, something or other i forgot. So i walk around and see nothing....a bunch of gay bars but not the one i am looking for. I get into this last one and then what do u know....its a bear's bar!!!!! My luck! I always end up in those. Surprisingly however this was not that bad, the music was good and the people were not really bears in the true sense of the word. After a couple of drinks and talking to a few people I decided to go back home! I had a train to catch at 7 30 in the morning and I had to pack. I got home, rushing, I packed and by 6 20 I was out the door. I walked to the metro station that would take me to the train station. I had talked about the park in sagrada familia before--the cruising spot for fags. Well, I had been there before and nothing really happened, like there werent that many people, little did i Know that people start to get there at 6 am !!!!!!! Sooo i am walking around looking like a mule carrying all my luggage and I notice a lot of people i the park at 6 20 am!!! (the metro is on the corner of the park). Sooo then I get tempted and i amlike ohhh I wanna watch!!! So i decided to leave all my luggage behind a bush and since its dark I figured it would blend in--except for my colorful striped bag! So i leave all my shit there, including my cumputer!!!!! my passport and everything behind the bush and I go inside. A bunch of people jacking off and doing circle jerks...some queen was sitting in a rock sucking off like 5 people!!! Then I make out with this guy and that was nice...an then i wanted to blow him and he tells me that he is more of a bottom !!!! UGHHHHHHH So that killed everythinggg....and then I start thinking "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!? I HAVE BEEN ROBBED BEFORE I NEED TO GET MY FUCKING LUGGAGE FROM THE BUSH AND LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!" So i got them, they were all muddy cus the night before it had rained and I leave for the train station. I took the train and got to madrid just fine.
I get to madrid and of course I loved it!!! I love that city!!! I had a great time in Madrid, I saw tons and I went out almost everynight and drank a lot too. Stephanie F. was a great companion and a great drinking buddy, I found my favorite mixed drink...caipirina! and cant wait to have it again. I didnt go out to any gay bar, I just didnt!!! Steph and I tried too but I was so drunk and tired that we ended up stuffing our faces at a falafel place! The last night we went to Palacio, we danced we drank and we had a great time!Unfortunatkey I had to leave early (at 4 am ) cus i had a flight to catch at 7 20 and I had to pack...for some reason i always get early flights that i always end up hating! Madrid was low for sex!!! THOOOOOOO...i did see many people going at it. The first encounter was at a park where they have an egyptian temple given to spain by egypt!! (random). I was coming down some steps and i see a bunch of mentally challenged people playing around with their care takers....i keep walking and this mentally challenged guy is taking a shit in the lawn...he then stands u with his underware around his knees and his caretakr begins to wipe his ass!! Now, this is not behind a bush...this is in the lawn right next to the walk way The fact that he is taking a shit isnt the best part of it...his dick is!!! IT WAS HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! AND FAAAAAAAAAT AND CUT!! I swear to u ...it was asleep and it was hanging down like his 3rd foot!!! It literally came down like 8 inches from his crotch!!!! HUGEEEEE AND FAT !!! LOL why are mentally challenged guys hung??? can some1 explain?
Since I did not have internet I had to use an internet cafe down the street from me...so I go one time it was around 8 pm and i am just checking emails and then i look at a corner that is directly opposite me an i notice this 15 yr old boy looking at anime porn and masturbating. Atleast I think he was masturbating cus his right arm sure moved quickly. He also kept looking from side to side to see if any was coming...i guess he couldnt see me cus he kept going at it,..BUT TO ANIME PORN ??? AND IN AN INTERNET CAFE?!!!!! Then I went to parque del retiro...this gorgeous park behind el PRADO. I walk around see everything there is to see and i sit down in a bench to relax and enjoy mother nature. Across from me there r 2 men siting down...i can see one perfectly but the second one i ony see his arm cus there is a tree covering him. I notice they are talking and then the guys arm moves to the others crotch!! I was like ummm is it just me or is he jacking him off?????? He then bends forward and sucks him off then the guy stnds up and the other sucks him off as if nothing...I took a pic of it if u all want to see...its not that great cus i was far from them but u can tell whats going on!!!!!! Then later that night I tell the story to some people and they tell me that in fact that park is the cruising spor for gay men !!! Why do these things follow me???
Whatever....going back...i pack and I fly to lisbon...i was drunk and with no sleep so I was dead tired...i past out as soon as i sat down and then i woke up and there we were in Lisbon!! i got a bus to the center of town tho it wa raining heavily and i also fell asleep in the bus. I even drueled a bit an i woke up and this mad had a face of disgust just looking at me! I got to Marques de Pombal avenue and didnt know where the fuck to go to...i had no hostel no nothing. I check on my guide and they list a few places I call one and they do have a room available. I go over and i try to take a nap...by that point i wasnt sleepy anymore!!! tHE PLACE WAS AMAZING...IT HAD A TERRACE overlooking the city, it was underneath the castelo st jorge and it was just dreamy. I had to leave saturday cus they didnt have any rooms for me after friday!!! NOW i am at a gay hostel..and i didnt even know it was!! I arrived and there are nude pics of people showering all around the walls..gay flags in the lobby etc etc. Apparently i have 1 of the 2 rooms with a balcony leading to the garden....people shower there...and i saw 2 men shower in the garden and 2 lesbians play poker...what more can i ask for!!!??
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