One Should Never Brag About A Man, cus you will end up doing laundry

Ok, so as you may or may not have read on the previous postings, or from my own self, i had hooked up with a very hot guy that had pearls on his dick. It was great, amazing, i came without touching myself...wow! fireworks and all. I told every1 i talked to about what a great passionate lover he was and about his great talents. We had been talking on and off since then and today we hooked up again. He was very quiet and we did not talk much--not that i care, i don't really expect a speech when a cock is in me or vice versa, however, it made things weird. We made out for a bit, then I began to blow him... i was not really into it and i just got up and he began to jack off...he was jacking me off for a bit but i really wasnt into it..i just wanted him to cum so everything could end....to make a long story short and to spare details (trust me, nothing interesting) he came very quickly, compared to last time and that was that. It seemed to me he wanted to talk after the fact--i answered what he asked me, and then i interrupted his next question by asking "should we leave now"....i was just thinking to myself, "freddy you wasted 15 mins of ur life--not to mention gas"

he is very attractive, he is very nice, he is a great kisser....but if you are bad at sex i will not like you....he said ..."I'll holla at you"...hopefully he won't...unless we can go back to the first time we met...no room for bad fucks, i've fucked a lot in my day so i guess i am a hard pleaser....the fact that we were hooking p in a park and cops were flying around the area with search lights did not help the facts...i could see it....yes! thats right! it was so bad i could imagine myself in the news...."FAGGOT GETS CAUGHT BUTT FUCKING AS COPS LOOK FOR SERIAL KILLER"

so i am back home and now this kid is trying to convince me to go over (another one)...i do not wanna drive.it is 4 am and i do not wanna risk a bad bone....so i am here, on line, doing laundry and drinking champagne! very good champagne may I add....this is one of the perks of being back home with my parents...no 3 dollar champagne from food lion...no, STOLEN! 3 dollar champagne from food lion may i add!



NEVER BRAG ABOUT A MAN....IT GETS TO THEM AND THEY GO BAD!

Lost and Found

Sunday has been a very restless day...i did not sleep, but an hr today...i got home at 2 30pm....watched little miss sunshine for like 10 times and went to a friends house to hang out...i kept getting text messages from a man saying....hey whats up wanna have sex again....i was not in the mood for sex today so i didnt respond to the text messages or the calls....the kid i use to drive called me today again, i hate him--i met this kid about 2 yrs ago...he asked me to take him to sell drugs in downtown miami at 6am, he was gonna pay me 40 dollars just for the trip....of course, being the money whore i am i accepted.....from then on he thought i was his ride everywhere he needed to go and sell drugs....i finally got tired one time when that bitch went into a house and never came out....so i just left him there and i went back home without my money....he got very pissed off and since then he calls me and begs me to take him to different places to sell drugs....he offers me money and at times xtacy and methamphetamines (tina)

anyways, Renee Sterk, the Netherland's visa guy sent me an email on friday, but i didnt check it till today...it seems they only need one document from me and then thats it...the process starts and i should be in the netherlands by the second week of february...i am so happy.....sooo i am at home and i decided i need to go to kinkos to fax the damn paper....i look for it and i cannot find it...i search my room and it is nowhere to be found....i begin to turn the house around, i force my parents to get up and search for it, i get my maid to interrupt her sleep and search my closet, pants by pants shirt by shirt....in short...it took us from 1 am to now (5 36 am) to find the fucking document lol.....it was in between some jackets i have in a luggage .....the clothing i brought from school is still in its luggage in a corner of my room.....well i am so glad i found it and i am sorry for all those whose sleeping cycle has been fucked cus of it...im going to kinkos and dunkin donuts now lol ....i am so glad kinkos is open 24 hrs !!

Saturday into Sunday

Eric, the truck man called me saturday mid-day to tell me that his friends were in key west and that we would probably get together sometime during the week...it is hilarious getting calls from him....the way i saved him on my phone is --name: eric last name: truck man from bird rd.

yesterday i felt like drinking, i sent my dad out to get me some white wine and truffles....we spent the late afternoon listening to old cuban songs, eating truffles, and drinking white wine....my mom got very tipsy so she just went to bed....i was then called by my best friend in Miami--he needed my help....i went over, tipsy but not really....i ironed his hair, did his eyebrows, and we watched a movie....i took a wine bottle and drank the whole bottle while watching the movie...my friend then left to hook u with some man and i went to this lounge/bar in south beach....i joined some friends and as i sat there among women, this old girlfriend of mine walked in....i had not seen her in ages and quite frankly never really liked her...but when you reunite with old "friends" all you can do is fake affection....after the formal greetings i just screamed out "so who is that faggot you are with"...a few giggles here and there and then she said "he is my bf, we have been dating for 2 months now"....i laughed as i drank my long island and just said..."well honey--you have to forgive me, queens usually think everyone aroun them is a faggot 2".....we left the lounge and some people decided to go to space, but i wanted to go home.....i got home and i chatted with kristen on aim......then i realized i needed some form of sex....i got a call from some friends that were staying at the radisson next to baptist hospital in kendall...they were drinking and rolling...i went over and i realized that the front desk guy was gay....i had hooke dup with him before...we started talking and then we wnet to the back and i gave him head hahahahahaha.....it was like 4 am and the lobby was empty .....after that i went up and stayed in the room with my friends for a couple of mins.....being in a room with people on xtacy and coke isnt the best--especially when you are just tipsy.....we then decided that Space was the place to be.......space is thi "str8" club in Miami tht all the coke heads and all the people on xtacy and tina go and dance their high away....its amazing, they play amazing music, and when you are high the music is even better.....they open at 11 pm and close at 2 pm the next day....its fabulous....and since every1 is on coke or whatever no1 wats to go to bed....we got there it was laready 6 30 am ....we danced, we made out, we rubbed, i drank and they kept popping pills or what not !! to make a long story short....i came back home at 2 30 pm today

i havent slept...i watched little miss sunshine and im probably gona tak a nap and see what is going on tonight ....

Forgotten details 4rm previous posting

So, it was 6 am this morning and I had to take my grandpa to work cus his car is fucked up. I was driving down Bird Rd as my grandfather was babbling about God knows what. I was just looking off to the side as the old man was yapping away....i noticed this attractive man in a truck and i look at him....he notices me and he looks back at me....for 5 city blocks we look at each other smile at every red light and whatnot....my grandfather still has no clue about his surroundings and at the fact that this only grandchild is a HO (old age can be a bitch).....apparently the man from the truck needed to turn but i had to continue ...so he signals for me to get his number....He has a swimming pool business so he has one of those business things on the back of the truck.....as soon as i drop off my grandfather I call him...his name is Eric and i dont think he knows english....it seems he is married and has a kid but would love to "meet for drinks" so i was like sure call me anytime.....

he calls m today around 3 pm and we talk as i am driving back home and as he is waiting for his 10 yr old son to come out of school.....SKETCHY !!!

he says he has some friends and that he wants to go over their house and drink and chill...NOW, IF HE IS CLOSETTED, WHICH I ASSUME HE IS--WHAT TYPE OF FRIENDS ARE THESE???? ARE THEY A GAY COUPLE???? OR JUST A COUPLE THAT KNOWS ABOUT HIM?? I DIDNT CARE TO ASK...BUT SOUNDS LIKE A 4-SOME TO ME.....ill keep you posted on the latest development!!

i also forgot to mention...i as invited to this 3some earlier in the night with a man and a woman..they are couples and they love to have sex with any1 --man, woman, or animal.....it seems they had rented a room in a hotel and they were doing x-tacy and coke all night and fucking their life away....i was podering going, and i have to admit that i was intrigued...i had never been in a 3some with a guy and a girl...all i kept thinking was about eating pussy....as some of you know i want to eat pussy lol so i was thinking that it would be a great opportunity for such an endeavor.....but i finally decided that the x-tacy and the coke snorting was not my thing....there is a bit of novelty about snorting coke, being in a hotel and fucking....but it was too much for me.....if any1 has sober 3some in mind....do call !!!


they also wanted me to bring some coke with me !! that was actually the main reason i didnt go lol

Pearls, Men and More Men

Since last posting there has not been much going on in my life. The occasional dinner or lunch with friends, movies, etc. I have, however, dedicated--heart and soul--to fucking...fucking fucking fucking ! I will not bore you with all the details of every single one of them, I will only mention the memorable few.

There was this guy I met...so hot...shaved head, tattoos, pecs, 24 yr old cuban guy...we had sex, his member was not impressive at all, he was only around 7.5....however, when I see it he had pearls on it. I dunno about you people, or rather, I dunno if you have ever seen/experienced a pearled dick. The look like warts, but once you touch them, they begin to move around the dick so thats the way to make sure they are pearls and not warts !! I had been with 2 men before and they had pearls, but only one...this kid had 4 around it....I will not lie--it is annoying sucking on it...but it does the work....Now, I have had lots of sex, been fucked for 10 minutes, 5 minutes, and hour etc etc and I had never been able to cum without touching. This time I DID !! It felt so good !!!! you do not even have to touch urself, you just cum from getting fucked.....im in love !! lol

The guy from the video and I hooked up again and we smoked some weed....nothing interesting...i met this wonderful 29 yr old...he is funny smart lala...we talked for 3 hours and then made out and hooked up--there was no penetration..it seems he cums fast ....i was blowing him and he was like ..."im cuming"...we 69 and i loved eating his ass...soo good lol ---i like him...i also met this other kid who I really like!! he was a womens studies major !! so we have lots of things to talk about...tho i think he is a bit extreme...he chastised me for eating meat...supposedly ecofeminism looks down upon meat eating cus its a form of patriarchal domination...I was like ok...i actually brushed off the subject cus i did not know how to respond...and i didnt wanna fuck up the chemistry...he is very nice we talk all the time lalala no sex there

i have this young friend, rather--younger friend, i hook up with.....i will spare the age lol i do not want to be branded a pedophile :) he calls me and tells me "hey bro wanna hook up"....he is very cute in teh face...but lacking in the dick department...its small and thin and uncut...like skin covering th head completely ...not impressive and i never really enjoy it !!! However, he provides weed lol and thats what caught my attention ...so I go over and he tells me I have to go thru the window of his room....so i did lol i was climbing in a window to have sex and smoke weed...HOW MIGHTY I'VE FALLEN...then he said...if anything you have to run into the closet .....and then he kept saying "shhhh, people are up" I got so fucking fed up and i said "You know what fuck this, jack off and stick a finger up your ass, im leaving" i threw my shoes out the window and jumped out....he then kept calling me and i just ignored his calls ...it was just funny seeing me climb thru a window and then climb back out in the manner which i did..i did not give three fucks about the noise...i was loud and pissed off!!! ughhh KIDS !!! not even I did that when I was younger....i used the front door to sneak people in !

anyways...

there is this other guy he is cute...6'0 green eyes shaved head cuban 25 yr old...he has no license--its been revoked-- he is under probation, and has been to jail before...he is very nice with me tho, and sweet but he is on the extreme DL ....we hooked up ...again no penetration ....but he kept saying "I want to be your man" i left and i said call me ....well i never thought he would do it 20 mins after...he calls me and tells me he misses me and that I need to stop hooking up with other men, that he will know who i have been with....IM LIKE UMM OK.....WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MEN !!! LOL JUST CUS I HOOK UP WITH U DONT MEAN I AM YOURS OR THAT I EVEN WANT TO HAVE ANYTHING SERIOUS WITH YOU...he then asks "how many men you been with" to which i give my very neutral answer of "enough to know what im doing" it seems he isnt happy and wants numerical answer...i refuse to say it and he says "my ex at least could count it on one hand" to which i reply "that bitch was lying lol" i then tell him i need to go to bed and he says "your gonna call some other man" hangs up on me and is apparently pissed...I HOPE HE NEVER CALLS, HE IS HOT AND MY TYPE OF MAN...BUT I AM NOT READY TO SETTLE...ESPECIALLY IF YOU ONLY HAVE 7 INCHES LIKE HE DOES !!!

Wrap Up: Old Ways, Old Man and pseudo-Virgin, Bad Fuck, and Dealing!

Ok, last post i left what happened Friday into Saturday to the imagination of my wonderful readers. I met the guy from the card and we hooked up....I was driving home and I get another call...this time from this Puerto Rican guy I know...as most of you know I am a sex addict! Cannot get enough. Apparently he is by my house and wants to fuck..this is like 4 am by the way...I tell him we can fuck in my house but he has to be veryyy quiet cus my mom and dad are sleeping. I get to my house and he is already there waiting for me...we come in and we fuck in the entrance hall. My house has this entrance hall one must pass in order to rech the living room...i figurd that was the best place to fuck cus the wall covered us...i ate his ass he fucked me i blew him and that was that....then afterwards, I get online and this kid had messaged me....a 24 yr old cuban guy....he wants to fuck lol....so i am still in the mood and i tell him that I will go over.....as I am leaving some1 from Cuba calls the house and I have to stay to talk to them...now is around 6 30 am Saturday morning and i head over to this guys house....his apartment building is hedious....looks like a school...i get there whatever i blow him and he fucks me...now--what a great fuck !! AMAZINGGG ONE OF THE BEST ! HE IS SO ROUGH AND IN CONTROL i love it.....he fucks me so hard...which is what i like...not into oftcore type of shit! and to this day i am wondering how i didnt fly off the bed....I come back home pass out till like 5 pm !

Later that afternoon I am informed of a Shakespeare in the Park...i tell a friend i am going but never call and just took a nap...i log onto gay.com and I meet this 41 yr old man ...we have a wonderful chat and he tell me "I could never hve anything to do with you, you are tooyoung, but why don't we meet and have a couple of drinks" i say SURE!!! i get dressed and i head over to the beach...an hr late may i add...fron the get go this man tells me...I KNOW YOU....I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA BE LATE I JUST KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT YOU...YOU ARE SHY AND YOU FOUND ME CUS YOU NEED ME TO CHANGE YOU...OMG I NEED A LONG ISLAND BLUE ICED TEA ...i buy 1 then another and another and another....now those shit get you fucked up...the bar has this amazing dj playing tribal music...really fun really packed..bunch of dykes ..whatever....the man grabs me and puts me in front of him and begins to grind on me...i get over to the side and just kep drinking...he keeps grabbing me and i keep laughing it off and drinking...at around 3 am he tells me...LETS GO BACK TO MY 500 DOLLAR A NIGHT HOTEL ROOM....i say no...lets just hang out like we said we were....5 minutes later...he tells me "I AM NOT GETTING WHAT I WANT FROM YOU....I AM GOING OVER TO TWIST TO FIND SOMETHING....HAVE A GOOD NIGHT" THAT ASSHOLE-----leaves me there alone at the bar and goes over to twist to find sex...ive written about twist before ...MIAMI'S MEAT MARKET....soo i just finish my drink and leave...DONT EVER DRIVE DRUNK...NOT ONLY IS IT DANGEROUS BUT EXTREMELY ANNOYING...IT IS A HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE AND ADDING TO THAT I WAS PISSED OFF ...I PASS BY TACO BELL AND PASS OUT...THIS COMES TO SHOW THAT TRYING TO HAVE FRIENDS IN TEH GAY WORLD DOES NOT WORK...EVERYTHING IS FUCKING FUCKING !!! AND IF U SAY NO YOU GET LEFT AT A BAR

SUNDAY -- I DECIDE THAT I AM NOT GOING OUT...IVE SPENT TOO MUCH MONEYBOTH FRIDAY AND SATURDAYS...the long islands are 11 dollars each plus the tip to the bartender....soo no going out...this black football player from the university of miami invites me over....to "chill"....theonly prob i have with him is that he is shorter than me and bulky...like too much muscles...and i am not into that ....whatever ...i had never had sex with him ...i go over his dorm...i need to give my fucking license and get signed in !!! what the fuckkk !! at william and mary people just walk in !! they r gorgeous tho...very nice....anyways....he calls his apartment mate guy and tells him "SHE JUST ARRIVED....HOLD ON SOME MORE" LOL his cock is curved to the left....its big and fat but curved to the left... I DO NOT FIND CURVED COCKS ATTRACTIVE...THAT AND THEY ARE ANNOYING TO DEEP THROAT...YOU NEED TO POSITION URSELF IN WEIRD WAYS TO GET IT DOWN....HE BEGINS TO PUSH MY HEAD TO WHICH I SAY...STOP THAT I HATE IT...GUYS ----PEOPLE, MEN AND WOMEN HATE THAT...WE KNOW WHAT WE R DOING ..ANYWAYS

COMES TIME FOR FUCKING...HE FUCKS ME OR TRIED TO....HE STICKS IT IN AND THATS IT !!! HE DIDNT MOVE...HE GRINDING UP AGAINST ME AS THO HE HAD BEEN STUCK TO ME...I AM LAYING THERE AND I SAY "GO IN AND OUT" HE DOESNT..HE JUST STAYS THERE AND CUMS !! WHAT THE FUCK !! WHAT A WASTE OF 5 MINUTES !!! WHAT THE FUCK DO U THINK I HAVE INSIDE OF ME A MECHANICAL ASSHOLE THAT DOES THE WORK FOR U ??????? AND I COULDNT EVEN MOVE CUS HE WAS ON TOP OF ME.....WHAT A WASTE OF GAS WHAT A WASTE OF TIME WHAT A WASTE OF MY LIFE !!!

SO I LEAVE AND PASS BY MCDONALDS TO GET A MCFLURRY !! i get a call from a friend and he says ...lets smoke weed...i was like ok sure..i go over and it seems he does not have weed...we have to go buy it...i was like ok lets go...i did not know that it was gonna be in the ghetto !!! i am used to having a dealer in a million dollar apartment in south beach...i am not used to some run down neighborhood dealer....anyone that knows miami and knows the area around jackson memorial knows that that fucking area is fucked up....we get in the area and my friend gets paranoid...STOP DRIVING THIS FAST ! OMG TURN HERE URN THERE...i get scared shitless !!! he takes me thru so many city blocks of people just hanging out in cornrs at midnight looking like they will shoot you...all of them gave me a horrible look like " what the fuck is that trannie doing here"...it was horrible...i was expecting bullets to start going off...we get to this run down apartment building and he tells me to get in the parking lot and wait for him...i of course begin to imagine that i am gonna get killed and my car stolen....so i was like ummm this dead end parking lot not a good idea...let me get in the street.....when i gt outside in the street....my friend comes running out of the building and says :"HURRY THE FUCK UP THE COPS ARE HERE I JUST DROPPED THE WEED ON THE FLOOR" "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE TO MOVE NOW THEY KNOW WHY WE ARE HERE" i was like what ??? HE IS LIKE YES RUNN GET OUT OF HERE...SO WE DO AND MY FRIEND STATS BITCHING AT ME CUS HE LOST THE MONEY AND THE WEED LALALALALALA...I DO NOT GIVE A FUCLK I AM NEVER GOING TO THAT FUCKING AREA AGAIN !! I WAS TERRIFIED !!! IN FACT I WAS GLAD THE COPS WERE THERE..I WOULD HAVE RATHER GOTTEN ARRESTED THAN HAVING TO HAVE BEEN IN THAT SHIT HOLE !!! I COULD NEVER LIVE IN THE GHETTO ...IM SORRY THAT IS NOT MY THING .....SHITTY HOUSES AND WEIRD SKETCHY INDIVIDUALS IN STREET CORNERS AT 12 MIDNIGHT AND THE CONSTANT SOUN OF SIRENS ARE NOT MY CUP OF TEA...IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD U NEVER SEE ANY1 OUT ...U ONLY SEE MAIDS WAITING FOR BUSES....I AM GLAD I LIVE IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD I AM GLAD THAT THE ONLY NON LEXUS NON MERCEDES IN THE BLOCK IS MY FOCUS!!!

HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE !! I SWORE I WAS GONNA GET KILLED...I LITERALLY WAS WAITING INSIDE THE CAR WITH 911 ON REDIAL MODE !! LOL

LET ME STAY IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, LET ME GO TO MY SOUTH BEACH BARS, LET ME JUST GET WEED FROM OTHER PEOPLE...I DO NOT WANT THE REAL WORLD !

Great Night

Ok, so as you have read I've been kind of lame lately. Rethinking life and my attitudes have really brought me down. I had not gone out much during the week, therefore I have not written anything here--i am sure you do not want to know about my daily doses of Golden Girls. But, tonight was different, the life of a pseudo virgin is not fun, and who am i kidding, i am a whore. I wanted to dance drink and have fun.

My friend tells me of a Margaret Cho show going on in south beach as part of South Beach's comedy week. I love margaret, what gay man does not. So, I get excited but he tell me that all shows are sold out. I talk to Sandra, this fag hag and she wants to go to the second show of the night. We call ticket master and they say the show has been sold out, we could make lines outside of the theater and hope for some extra tickets. We go for all you can eat sushi, have this wonderful fried ice cream and head to the beach. We get there, and the beach is impossible, for anyone that has been to south beach, you know that parking is a bitch in normal days--well today it was impossible. We get to the theater and all you see are queens and butch lesbians--of course its a Cho appearance! We wait there and finally at 10 40pm --the show was due to start at 10 30 the lady tells us there are 2 tickets left...we bought them and got front row seat BITCHES!!!

We get there and its Margaret Cho at her bestm hillarious and with lots of pounds off---bitch give me ur secret ! There are also other comedians with her show, including the Gay Rapper named "Lisp", a Lesbian cuban/maid woman named consuelo, a midget lady, a belly daner, and a fat woman that gets nude...and and anddd KELLY FROM "SHOES"....yes that is right KELLY !!

She sings "shoes" and I want that top" as she was singing it the least thing i thought about was the clothing material...i had the other TOP in mind. Amazing,....Margaret gets naked...we see her vagina cus we are sitting on the first row to the left...and at the end she does this strip tease and she is nude...with a plastic cock stuck to her vagina !!! amazingggg ...i have pics and videos I WILL DOWNLOAD..we exit and i decide to buy BETCH underware ...there was also a cute pink t shirt i wanted to wear...kelly came out for a sec but i couldnt take a pic with her....I knew JOSH CAMPBELL would have been jealous!

we go into lincoln road and faggots everywhere...whoever said south beach was no longer as gay you are wrong !! we meet up at laundry bar with other friends and have drinks...i get this huge uber-expnsive uber-strong blue iced tea....my friend sandra pulls put her camera and starts to show off pics of her vagina and videos of her inserting a dildo in her cagina to every1 around us....she then takes a card from the bartender writes my number and name and says for a great head plz call me!! she hands it to a random man and i decide its time to leave...

we go to Score and have some more drinks...now, score is the place to be seen and judge...all faggots go there to drink and dance....we sat at a table ordered some drinks and started to talk about people...people we knew, people we had slept with, or attempted to....Miss Chyna Girl, south beach drag legend walks in looking fierce as ever with an etourage of bottoms...she of course makes no line and walks right in..i start to scream her name and just the fact that she acknowledges me makes my night.....great music great drinks great gossip.....we decide to call it a night and go home...

when i am driving home i get a random number calling me....its the guy to whom my friend had given the card with my number too....he says "was this serious, i thought it was pretty cute" ---i say...well it could be serious lol i do give great head.....he is curious and we decide to meet so i make a u-turn and head back to the beach...the rest i am sure you can imagine it...and if you cant then i pity you


hahaha old habits die hard baby !