So like I said before, Austria is simply amazing--atleast Vienna. Vienna seems to be such a hip, up to date city, but at the same time it coincides with the Vienna of the Hapsburg! The city is to die for, their metro system is amazing, people are true freaks, and i am just in love with it!
So I am staying at this hostel near the museum quarter. The hostel is very nice, except for the fact that the rooms are a sauna inside. It is so fucking hot most of the night I cannot even sleep. Sooooo, they placed me in an all men's room. Every1 sleeps in their undis cus its so fucking hot....i slept in my BETCH undis tonight cus i have no clean undis anymore! Soooo anyways...there had been a man sleeping under my bed for the past 3 nights. I had never met him...I had just seen him sleep. Yesterday I woke up really late and I took a shower, when I got out he was up and he went in to take a shower. I stayed in the room putting on my cremes and getting ready, and we all know how long that can take. He came out and he began to talk to me...His name is something really complicated but he is 30 yrs old from Palermo. He didnt know much english but he knew italian, german, and french---languages i do not speak! So he tells me that he is moving to another hostel and that I should go with him and then we could drink coffee....AUSTRIA IS FAMOUS FOR ITS COFFEE SHOPS! sooo then im like i dunno i really wanted to get going....but ok. My decesion was influenced by the size of his crotch! and the faint hope that he wanted to fuck my mouth. So we go down to the metro and i wait for him to check in, then we go to a coffee shop in front of st stephens and drink our morning coffee. We did not talk much cus well...the language barrier!!! but at one point he leans over and asks me "DO U LIKE WOMEN?" to which i respond "well, not sexually i dont" and he is like do u like me? im like well ur a nice guy but if u mean physically, I like the size of ur crotch" to which he laughs and we do a hand slap! lol So he tells me that we should get a prostitute and have a 3 some! Im like well i wont fuck her so Ill just watch u fuck her...i like that! So we go to a bar where prostitutes hang out at 12 noon. Unfortunately they have very expensive prostitutes for like 200 euros! so we go around the corner where the cheap 50 euro ones are at. He calls over this blonde austrian prostitute and they talk--she apparently wanted 20 euros extra in order for me to see them have sex. I say NO and walk out. He follows me and says that the prostitute has agreed that hell pay her the 50 euros and ill watch! So im like welllll...can i suck u off!! HE IS LIKE SURE!!!so we go in, I pay for the room and he pays for the prostitute. We go into the room...she gets naked in like 3 seconds...and blows him...i am just standing by the door laughing internally! lol Sooooo he picks her up and sucks her tits, and he tells me to get on my knees and suck him off! SOOOO I DO ! and indeed it was a nice cock!!! a nice fat long tan cock! Sooooooo, after a while he puts a condom on him and asks me in german, what position i want them to fuck! Im like i dunno whatever u want1 So he fucks her from the back....i sort of introduced the cock in her and saw him fuck her. While he was fucking her I kissed him, he fingered me, I fingered him and played with his ass. Anddd that was that....he came she got up took an alcohol wipe, wiped her vagina and left ! Then the italian man from palermo and i parted ways and I went to the Cathedral, Maria Theresa Palace, and the zoo!!!! :)
Friday, May 25, 2007
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Ending days of Florence, Venice, Rome, Milan/Pompei in 5 secs.
Ok, sorry about this but writing ont his sit has become a mission, especially cus internet connection has become harder and harder to get.
First of all, I have to say that I will go thru all these places in the space of 2 lines! so you wont get everything, just the most important! I also have to apologize to Cait Smith for overextending my visit and turning the 3 days stay into like a week...i left the apt when she had to vacate it !! Anyways, Florence was awesome, I mean so much art! I also had lots of sex in those places I mentioned before or maybe I didnt--but finding sex in florence is very simple and easy!! I got drunk in numerous occassion, ate out a lot and basically it was awesome. Some of the girls at caits program were amazingly crazy! so shout outs to elizabeth and erica! One night tho we went out and this Russian man was trying to hit on erica, she made believe she was a lesbian then he followed us outside of the GAY club and then i think i told him off...or something along the lines of "cant u see we dont wanna hang out with u....u already turned her into a dyke!" to which he got very pissed off and demanded an apology from me!! i refused to give it till one of the girls gave it for me! then elizabeth said FUCK U to him in Italian and he thought it was me so he began to follow me!!! Then i ran cus i needed to pee but apparently he had agun with him! one of the girls calmed him down and he left us ! not without giving out an autograph pic of himself! which was later lost at a burrito place! Btw those fucking burritos were fucking spicy!!
Anyways, I left florence and got to Venice! AMAZING CITY does not smell like it used to! I stayed in this desserted island in front of the big island and had to take the boat to venice everyday..it took 25 mins! One night I missed the boat and had to pay 80 euros to fet back to my island for a fucking taxi boat! Venice is dead after like 10 pm and there r many rats swiming around the canals!! but its an awesome city every1 should go to it and go to the peggy guggenheim museum and see the POLLOCKS AND THE ERECT HORSE RIDER OUTSIDE! ANYWAYSSS.....i then went to Rome and stayed at this very nice hostel that was ran by an indian man that never left the fucking place...he lived there and slept in the couch thats why the common room was closed after 12! He had a retarded fat guy clean the toilets at night an during the day he would sleep in peoples bed while no1 was there...i know this cus one day i slept in and saw him sleep in one of the beds...thank god i slept on the top of the bunk bed and for 2 nights on the floor!! ROME IS SO FUCKING NOISY ! AT NIGHT WE COULDNT SLEEP...ALSO I THINK I GO BED BUG BITES! The metro is disgusting full of grafitti anf just dirty !!!!I did get to an apple store tho it was quite pricey to get there...the fucking place is like outside of rome in the middle of nowhere!!! The hostel was quite fun tho i met some nice people including people from new mexico and texas??? anyways....an od 60 yr old man was staying there and apparently he was caught jacking off at one of the computers...the fat retarded guy found him at 3 am jacking off and all he said was NO PLZ NO! that became the funny phrase of the week around the hostel!!! anywhoooooo...ROME BABY IM SORRY BUT I HAD NO CONNECTION WITH U....I FEEL AS THO I WAS THERE BUT I MISSED SOMETHING....MAYBE NEXT TIME ETERNAL CITY !!!!!!!
SOOOO i get to Naples and it ends up that the hostel isnt really in Naples, its right outside somewhere called Porticia or something !!! so i get a taxy and that faggot charged me 40 euros...ihad to go to an atm outside of teh train station and get money...OMGGGG NAPLES IS HIDEOUS....AND SKETCHY AND U JUST FEL LIKE A BULLET MIGHT GET U ...PLUS THEY HAD A PROBLEM WITH THEIR LANDFILLS SO THEY HADNT COLLECTED GARBAGE IN LIKE 3 WEEKS...SO PILES AND PILES OF GARBAGE JUST LAYE OUTSIDE IN THE HEAT! EEWW NASTY.....so anyways i get to thsi FABRIC hostel...really cool even had a bar/club on the first floor. The shower had no curtain so u wetted the whole toilet the sink and flooded the room when u showered but that was ok it had good temp and good pressure. I met nice people from australia....JENN AND PHILIP and i climbed Vesuvius with them and MARC...a kid from California. Anyways that was a calm time cus it wasnt in the actual naples...i just kept getting drinks at the bar which were awesome. Then i got to vienna which took me the whole fucking day!!!!!!train to rome then train to pisa then train to airport and finally vienna!!!
VIENNA IS AMAZING! WHAT A CITY I AM IN LOVE WITH IT..AND ITS METRO SYSTEM...WOW!!!! NO GRAFITTI ON THEM THEY R SO CLEAN AND EFFICIENT I WANNA LIVE HERE!!!!!! NEXT POST IS BETTER....i just need to charge this shit cus its about to die
First of all, I have to say that I will go thru all these places in the space of 2 lines! so you wont get everything, just the most important! I also have to apologize to Cait Smith for overextending my visit and turning the 3 days stay into like a week...i left the apt when she had to vacate it !! Anyways, Florence was awesome, I mean so much art! I also had lots of sex in those places I mentioned before or maybe I didnt--but finding sex in florence is very simple and easy!! I got drunk in numerous occassion, ate out a lot and basically it was awesome. Some of the girls at caits program were amazingly crazy! so shout outs to elizabeth and erica! One night tho we went out and this Russian man was trying to hit on erica, she made believe she was a lesbian then he followed us outside of the GAY club and then i think i told him off...or something along the lines of "cant u see we dont wanna hang out with u....u already turned her into a dyke!" to which he got very pissed off and demanded an apology from me!! i refused to give it till one of the girls gave it for me! then elizabeth said FUCK U to him in Italian and he thought it was me so he began to follow me!!! Then i ran cus i needed to pee but apparently he had agun with him! one of the girls calmed him down and he left us ! not without giving out an autograph pic of himself! which was later lost at a burrito place! Btw those fucking burritos were fucking spicy!!
Anyways, I left florence and got to Venice! AMAZING CITY does not smell like it used to! I stayed in this desserted island in front of the big island and had to take the boat to venice everyday..it took 25 mins! One night I missed the boat and had to pay 80 euros to fet back to my island for a fucking taxi boat! Venice is dead after like 10 pm and there r many rats swiming around the canals!! but its an awesome city every1 should go to it and go to the peggy guggenheim museum and see the POLLOCKS AND THE ERECT HORSE RIDER OUTSIDE! ANYWAYSSS.....i then went to Rome and stayed at this very nice hostel that was ran by an indian man that never left the fucking place...he lived there and slept in the couch thats why the common room was closed after 12! He had a retarded fat guy clean the toilets at night an during the day he would sleep in peoples bed while no1 was there...i know this cus one day i slept in and saw him sleep in one of the beds...thank god i slept on the top of the bunk bed and for 2 nights on the floor!! ROME IS SO FUCKING NOISY ! AT NIGHT WE COULDNT SLEEP...ALSO I THINK I GO BED BUG BITES! The metro is disgusting full of grafitti anf just dirty !!!!I did get to an apple store tho it was quite pricey to get there...the fucking place is like outside of rome in the middle of nowhere!!! The hostel was quite fun tho i met some nice people including people from new mexico and texas??? anyways....an od 60 yr old man was staying there and apparently he was caught jacking off at one of the computers...the fat retarded guy found him at 3 am jacking off and all he said was NO PLZ NO! that became the funny phrase of the week around the hostel!!! anywhoooooo...ROME BABY IM SORRY BUT I HAD NO CONNECTION WITH U....I FEEL AS THO I WAS THERE BUT I MISSED SOMETHING....MAYBE NEXT TIME ETERNAL CITY !!!!!!!
SOOOO i get to Naples and it ends up that the hostel isnt really in Naples, its right outside somewhere called Porticia or something !!! so i get a taxy and that faggot charged me 40 euros...ihad to go to an atm outside of teh train station and get money...OMGGGG NAPLES IS HIDEOUS....AND SKETCHY AND U JUST FEL LIKE A BULLET MIGHT GET U ...PLUS THEY HAD A PROBLEM WITH THEIR LANDFILLS SO THEY HADNT COLLECTED GARBAGE IN LIKE 3 WEEKS...SO PILES AND PILES OF GARBAGE JUST LAYE OUTSIDE IN THE HEAT! EEWW NASTY.....so anyways i get to thsi FABRIC hostel...really cool even had a bar/club on the first floor. The shower had no curtain so u wetted the whole toilet the sink and flooded the room when u showered but that was ok it had good temp and good pressure. I met nice people from australia....JENN AND PHILIP and i climbed Vesuvius with them and MARC...a kid from California. Anyways that was a calm time cus it wasnt in the actual naples...i just kept getting drinks at the bar which were awesome. Then i got to vienna which took me the whole fucking day!!!!!!train to rome then train to pisa then train to airport and finally vienna!!!
VIENNA IS AMAZING! WHAT A CITY I AM IN LOVE WITH IT..AND ITS METRO SYSTEM...WOW!!!! NO GRAFITTI ON THEM THEY R SO CLEAN AND EFFICIENT I WANNA LIVE HERE!!!!!! NEXT POST IS BETTER....i just need to charge this shit cus its about to die
Saturday, May 5, 2007
FINALLY A POST
So I havent been able to write on this shit for a very long time, due to the fact that internet connection has not been available. I got to Madrid, I stayed there for like 2 days and I was finally able to see Franco's tomb etc etc. By the way I payed 45 euros just to go to the mountain...ridic!!! the things i would do for dictators! I then took a train to San Sebastian which was totally out of my plans. I got to San Sebastian and it was rainy and I did not know how to get into the hostel. I finally got in and I met some really cool people--some were from Canada and some from the US. That night a group of us went to a traditional Basque dinner 8 km from San Sebastian. The place was amazing, it was this long hall with tables and huge barrils full of cider. We ate like mad and it was delicious. Then we went out to a bar and I got really drunk, I apparently got back to the hosteland got in a room and began to touch some1 bed thinking that it was the elevator. I then started asking...WHERE IS THE ELEVATOR? even tho I did not need one to get to my room...I also got into another room thinking it was the bathroom...I ended peeing in a shower and passing out on the floor for about 10 minutes. The next few days involved drinking and more drinking. The Canadian girls as we like to call them, made some fab punch that fucked every1 up and we also played cards the whole day. Saturday night we decided to celebrate my BDAY, I drank a lot, a bottle of Smirnoff before I left the hostel, then beer and wine and rum and coke. We went to this bar and that was fun. I was pissed drunk and there was a bachelor's party going on. The man that was supposed to get married was ressed as a woman and all his friends were there with him. I was sort of the center of attention cus I was screaming and dancing and touching the guys dick. In fact I touched all the guys dicks--the ones at the bachelor's party anyways. I also got very close to this long curly haired guy and apparently I kissed him. The next day some1(NATE)asked me how he was? I was like what? who? he was like the guy u hooked up with...I do not remember exactly what I did with him but apparently something happened. There were people snorting pot in a gas station and men peeing in the streets...it was a glorious night it was a great way to end san sebastians trip.
I then took an overnight train to Paris and that was annoying to say the least. In Hendaye, the place where I needed to take the train to Paris I got the urge to take a shit. The mens bathroom was closed but the womens wasnt. I got into the womens bathroom and noticed there was no toilet paper!!!! I WILL NOT WIPE WITH MY HAND I AM SORRY! I opened by bag and there was a dirty undershirt...so that was what I used to wipe my ass. I got to Paris at around 7 30 am and then I took a taxi to the hostel. I never found the fucking hostel. The address they gave me was in fact the wrong address. I was outside for 3 hrs and nothing happened, then some man sent me to the Opera and I got into this overly expensive hotel 116 euros a night to be exact. Paris was awesome, it always is. I then moved to Montparnasse and I stayed at this cheaper hostel with no linens and no privacy but that was fine cus the people that lived in the flat were cool. I should have spent more days in Paris, 3 days are never enough....I was always so tired and I would go back home, drink with the people from the hostel and pass out. I then took a plane to Milan, which by the way the Milan airport is so far away from the actual city the fucking driver charged me 70 euros!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I then took a train to Florence on the day of my birth and that was fine. I was so fucking tired that it was ridic!!! We drank a bit in the apartment and then we went out to a bar....I could not even drink the fucking drink I was falling asleep and i SWORE to God I was dying. I told Cait I needed to go back and pass out...which I did for like 10 hrs. The true celebration of my bday will be tonight....heavy drinking and dancing in florence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I then took an overnight train to Paris and that was annoying to say the least. In Hendaye, the place where I needed to take the train to Paris I got the urge to take a shit. The mens bathroom was closed but the womens wasnt. I got into the womens bathroom and noticed there was no toilet paper!!!! I WILL NOT WIPE WITH MY HAND I AM SORRY! I opened by bag and there was a dirty undershirt...so that was what I used to wipe my ass. I got to Paris at around 7 30 am and then I took a taxi to the hostel. I never found the fucking hostel. The address they gave me was in fact the wrong address. I was outside for 3 hrs and nothing happened, then some man sent me to the Opera and I got into this overly expensive hotel 116 euros a night to be exact. Paris was awesome, it always is. I then moved to Montparnasse and I stayed at this cheaper hostel with no linens and no privacy but that was fine cus the people that lived in the flat were cool. I should have spent more days in Paris, 3 days are never enough....I was always so tired and I would go back home, drink with the people from the hostel and pass out. I then took a plane to Milan, which by the way the Milan airport is so far away from the actual city the fucking driver charged me 70 euros!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I then took a train to Florence on the day of my birth and that was fine. I was so fucking tired that it was ridic!!! We drank a bit in the apartment and then we went out to a bar....I could not even drink the fucking drink I was falling asleep and i SWORE to God I was dying. I told Cait I needed to go back and pass out...which I did for like 10 hrs. The true celebration of my bday will be tonight....heavy drinking and dancing in florence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, April 22, 2007
Last night in Barcelona, Madrid, Lisbon
Damn! I had not realized how long it had been since I had posted on this thing, Anyways, my last night in barcelona was not the best, I decided to go out late, it was around 3 am (thx god that the metro began to ran 24 hr that day). I went to plaza de universidad and I was trying to find this gay bar called, something or other i forgot. So i walk around and see nothing....a bunch of gay bars but not the one i am looking for. I get into this last one and then what do u know....its a bear's bar!!!!! My luck! I always end up in those. Surprisingly however this was not that bad, the music was good and the people were not really bears in the true sense of the word. After a couple of drinks and talking to a few people I decided to go back home! I had a train to catch at 7 30 in the morning and I had to pack. I got home, rushing, I packed and by 6 20 I was out the door. I walked to the metro station that would take me to the train station. I had talked about the park in sagrada familia before--the cruising spot for fags. Well, I had been there before and nothing really happened, like there werent that many people, little did i Know that people start to get there at 6 am !!!!!!! Sooo i am walking around looking like a mule carrying all my luggage and I notice a lot of people i the park at 6 20 am!!! (the metro is on the corner of the park). Sooo then I get tempted and i amlike ohhh I wanna watch!!! So i decided to leave all my luggage behind a bush and since its dark I figured it would blend in--except for my colorful striped bag! So i leave all my shit there, including my cumputer!!!!! my passport and everything behind the bush and I go inside. A bunch of people jacking off and doing circle jerks...some queen was sitting in a rock sucking off like 5 people!!! Then I make out with this guy and that was nice...an then i wanted to blow him and he tells me that he is more of a bottom !!!! UGHHHHHHH So that killed everythinggg....and then I start thinking "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!? I HAVE BEEN ROBBED BEFORE I NEED TO GET MY FUCKING LUGGAGE FROM THE BUSH AND LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!" So i got them, they were all muddy cus the night before it had rained and I leave for the train station. I took the train and got to madrid just fine.
I get to madrid and of course I loved it!!! I love that city!!! I had a great time in Madrid, I saw tons and I went out almost everynight and drank a lot too. Stephanie F. was a great companion and a great drinking buddy, I found my favorite mixed drink...caipirina! and cant wait to have it again. I didnt go out to any gay bar, I just didnt!!! Steph and I tried too but I was so drunk and tired that we ended up stuffing our faces at a falafel place! The last night we went to Palacio, we danced we drank and we had a great time!Unfortunatkey I had to leave early (at 4 am ) cus i had a flight to catch at 7 20 and I had to pack...for some reason i always get early flights that i always end up hating! Madrid was low for sex!!! THOOOOOOO...i did see many people going at it. The first encounter was at a park where they have an egyptian temple given to spain by egypt!! (random). I was coming down some steps and i see a bunch of mentally challenged people playing around with their care takers....i keep walking and this mentally challenged guy is taking a shit in the lawn...he then stands u with his underware around his knees and his caretakr begins to wipe his ass!! Now, this is not behind a bush...this is in the lawn right next to the walk way The fact that he is taking a shit isnt the best part of it...his dick is!!! IT WAS HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! AND FAAAAAAAAAT AND CUT!! I swear to u ...it was asleep and it was hanging down like his 3rd foot!!! It literally came down like 8 inches from his crotch!!!! HUGEEEEE AND FAT !!! LOL why are mentally challenged guys hung??? can some1 explain?
Since I did not have internet I had to use an internet cafe down the street from me...so I go one time it was around 8 pm and i am just checking emails and then i look at a corner that is directly opposite me an i notice this 15 yr old boy looking at anime porn and masturbating. Atleast I think he was masturbating cus his right arm sure moved quickly. He also kept looking from side to side to see if any was coming...i guess he couldnt see me cus he kept going at it,..BUT TO ANIME PORN ??? AND IN AN INTERNET CAFE?!!!!! Then I went to parque del retiro...this gorgeous park behind el PRADO. I walk around see everything there is to see and i sit down in a bench to relax and enjoy mother nature. Across from me there r 2 men siting down...i can see one perfectly but the second one i ony see his arm cus there is a tree covering him. I notice they are talking and then the guys arm moves to the others crotch!! I was like ummm is it just me or is he jacking him off?????? He then bends forward and sucks him off then the guy stnds up and the other sucks him off as if nothing...I took a pic of it if u all want to see...its not that great cus i was far from them but u can tell whats going on!!!!!! Then later that night I tell the story to some people and they tell me that in fact that park is the cruising spor for gay men !!! Why do these things follow me???
Whatever....going back...i pack and I fly to lisbon...i was drunk and with no sleep so I was dead tired...i past out as soon as i sat down and then i woke up and there we were in Lisbon!! i got a bus to the center of town tho it wa raining heavily and i also fell asleep in the bus. I even drueled a bit an i woke up and this mad had a face of disgust just looking at me! I got to Marques de Pombal avenue and didnt know where the fuck to go to...i had no hostel no nothing. I check on my guide and they list a few places I call one and they do have a room available. I go over and i try to take a nap...by that point i wasnt sleepy anymore!!! tHE PLACE WAS AMAZING...IT HAD A TERRACE overlooking the city, it was underneath the castelo st jorge and it was just dreamy. I had to leave saturday cus they didnt have any rooms for me after friday!!! NOW i am at a gay hostel..and i didnt even know it was!! I arrived and there are nude pics of people showering all around the walls..gay flags in the lobby etc etc. Apparently i have 1 of the 2 rooms with a balcony leading to the garden....people shower there...and i saw 2 men shower in the garden and 2 lesbians play poker...what more can i ask for!!!??
I get to madrid and of course I loved it!!! I love that city!!! I had a great time in Madrid, I saw tons and I went out almost everynight and drank a lot too. Stephanie F. was a great companion and a great drinking buddy, I found my favorite mixed drink...caipirina! and cant wait to have it again. I didnt go out to any gay bar, I just didnt!!! Steph and I tried too but I was so drunk and tired that we ended up stuffing our faces at a falafel place! The last night we went to Palacio, we danced we drank and we had a great time!Unfortunatkey I had to leave early (at 4 am ) cus i had a flight to catch at 7 20 and I had to pack...for some reason i always get early flights that i always end up hating! Madrid was low for sex!!! THOOOOOOO...i did see many people going at it. The first encounter was at a park where they have an egyptian temple given to spain by egypt!! (random). I was coming down some steps and i see a bunch of mentally challenged people playing around with their care takers....i keep walking and this mentally challenged guy is taking a shit in the lawn...he then stands u with his underware around his knees and his caretakr begins to wipe his ass!! Now, this is not behind a bush...this is in the lawn right next to the walk way The fact that he is taking a shit isnt the best part of it...his dick is!!! IT WAS HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! AND FAAAAAAAAAT AND CUT!! I swear to u ...it was asleep and it was hanging down like his 3rd foot!!! It literally came down like 8 inches from his crotch!!!! HUGEEEEE AND FAT !!! LOL why are mentally challenged guys hung??? can some1 explain?
Since I did not have internet I had to use an internet cafe down the street from me...so I go one time it was around 8 pm and i am just checking emails and then i look at a corner that is directly opposite me an i notice this 15 yr old boy looking at anime porn and masturbating. Atleast I think he was masturbating cus his right arm sure moved quickly. He also kept looking from side to side to see if any was coming...i guess he couldnt see me cus he kept going at it,..BUT TO ANIME PORN ??? AND IN AN INTERNET CAFE?!!!!! Then I went to parque del retiro...this gorgeous park behind el PRADO. I walk around see everything there is to see and i sit down in a bench to relax and enjoy mother nature. Across from me there r 2 men siting down...i can see one perfectly but the second one i ony see his arm cus there is a tree covering him. I notice they are talking and then the guys arm moves to the others crotch!! I was like ummm is it just me or is he jacking him off?????? He then bends forward and sucks him off then the guy stnds up and the other sucks him off as if nothing...I took a pic of it if u all want to see...its not that great cus i was far from them but u can tell whats going on!!!!!! Then later that night I tell the story to some people and they tell me that in fact that park is the cruising spor for gay men !!! Why do these things follow me???
Whatever....going back...i pack and I fly to lisbon...i was drunk and with no sleep so I was dead tired...i past out as soon as i sat down and then i woke up and there we were in Lisbon!! i got a bus to the center of town tho it wa raining heavily and i also fell asleep in the bus. I even drueled a bit an i woke up and this mad had a face of disgust just looking at me! I got to Marques de Pombal avenue and didnt know where the fuck to go to...i had no hostel no nothing. I check on my guide and they list a few places I call one and they do have a room available. I go over and i try to take a nap...by that point i wasnt sleepy anymore!!! tHE PLACE WAS AMAZING...IT HAD A TERRACE overlooking the city, it was underneath the castelo st jorge and it was just dreamy. I had to leave saturday cus they didnt have any rooms for me after friday!!! NOW i am at a gay hostel..and i didnt even know it was!! I arrived and there are nude pics of people showering all around the walls..gay flags in the lobby etc etc. Apparently i have 1 of the 2 rooms with a balcony leading to the garden....people shower there...and i saw 2 men shower in the garden and 2 lesbians play poker...what more can i ask for!!!??
Saturday, April 14, 2007
Barcelona finally
After my fiasco trying to get out of Sevilla I finally made my way to Barcelona in a plane. The trip was 2 hrs delayed and then when we finally got to Barcelona the fucking luggage never came out for like an hr. I did not get out of the airport till 1 30 am and by then the Metro was not working, so I had to take the bus and then a fucking taxi, and since I did not have enough money I did not know whether or not I would have enough!!! Anyways, Friday morning the fucking UPS man called me and told me that the package my mom had sent me was in Barcelona but it was not going to be delivered till Monday and if I wanted to pick it up earlier I would had to pick it up myself--so that is what I did. I got lost! it was outside of Barcelona and it was in some random factory place. The people around there kept telling me to go in different directions...so I would go up, then down, then back, then forward...took me an hr to find it--5 minutes before it was closing for siesta! The worst thing was that it was raining so I got soaking fucking wet. But yes finally I got my fucking cards...i activated them and then I was happy. Then I went to eat and the fucking cards were not working...it seems cus I was trying to use it in Spain for the first time ever my accounts had been frozen for security reasons. I went to sit a while in front of teh sagrada familia...I knew it was a cruisy park--at night--I did not think it was one during the day....especially when it was raining. I sat there cus I had to wait for my friend to get home cus I did not have keys and also I was waiting for my cards to reactivate.
So i am sitting there minding my own business and this bitch appraoches me asking me for a signature. I see that its a petition for the building of a center for death and mute people--- i THINK ITS GREAt so i give my signature tho I tell her that I do not live in Barcelona which she claims not to matter...then she asks me for money and I say that i dont have any and she gets pissed off!!! and then bitches at me for signing....then a man sits next to me and says "thats the way they steal money from tourist....they aint really working for no center" sickkkk people have no morals now. So now I am paranoid and I change benches.....then I notice the man looking at me and rubbing his cock...sickkkk then I start to stick my toungue out...I HAVE A LIZZARD COMPLEX....and then I move back to his bench...I begin to touch his cock and he starts to massage my back...a couple was sitting in a bench to our right eating cheese and bread and a group of people are on our left taking pics of the sagrada familia. Then the man tells me that he wants milk in my lips and that we should go somewhere where there are less people. I say no that I am actually waiting for someone. He then wants to stick his hand down my pants...so I sit sideways and he begins to try to finger my asshole.....it was easy cus I had no underware on ...i hadn't worn underware for like 3 days cus I had no clean underware or clean anything...I had not done laundry since Prague. It was actually weird cus he couldnt get to my asshole cus my asshole isnt at my side and since we had to pretend we were just sitting there...it was kind of an awkward arrangement...especially cus he put my scarf on his arm in order to cover it. So I leave and then he starts to follow me...i speed up and take another street---i didnt know if he wanted to fuck or steal from me!!!
Today I decided that It was time for me to leave Barcelona so I went to the train station and got a ticket. I also went to a cruisy toilet right near the ticket center. I went in had an eye contact with a guy but didnt think twice about it...i also had to go back cus I was supposed to have lunh with the people I am staying with....marcello and fer! So i go down to the metro and get a ticket--then I notice the guy from the bathroom there. I go in and I look back and he tells me to come back to him--so I do. I go back and he tells me if i had a place. I say no I live with my mother! and he says lets do something in the bathroom so i was like sure! So we go back up and he tells me to get in the invalid bathroom cus thats the only one that closes completely...I get in an after like 20 seconds he follows....then i sucked him off and he came very quickly!!! ughhhhhh and that was that. Then went to a mexican restaurant and Fer ran away cus he got diarrhea...u know us bottoms we got sensitive stomachs!!! We did have great lunch convo which involved him getting fucked by 21 men last week ! and how he was gonna do coke tonight and get fucked by t his man named guille! and how his dick was like 25 cm which he tells me its like 10 inches or 11 inches. We go back to the apt and apparently Fer had another guy coming over...so he locks me and Marcello in Marcellos room and then Marcellos bf came and us 3 were locked in the room...it was a bit uncomfortable for me cus i was sitting there and they were all over each other. Now I need to go out...somewhere--anywhere!!! cus Fer is getting fucked, marce and his bf are fucking in their bedroom and I am in the living room chatting and posting a blog. I hate going out alone especially to a club but what can i do ....i feel weird here. Tomorrow--MADRID!
So i am sitting there minding my own business and this bitch appraoches me asking me for a signature. I see that its a petition for the building of a center for death and mute people--- i THINK ITS GREAt so i give my signature tho I tell her that I do not live in Barcelona which she claims not to matter...then she asks me for money and I say that i dont have any and she gets pissed off!!! and then bitches at me for signing....then a man sits next to me and says "thats the way they steal money from tourist....they aint really working for no center" sickkkk people have no morals now. So now I am paranoid and I change benches.....then I notice the man looking at me and rubbing his cock...sickkkk then I start to stick my toungue out...I HAVE A LIZZARD COMPLEX....and then I move back to his bench...I begin to touch his cock and he starts to massage my back...a couple was sitting in a bench to our right eating cheese and bread and a group of people are on our left taking pics of the sagrada familia. Then the man tells me that he wants milk in my lips and that we should go somewhere where there are less people. I say no that I am actually waiting for someone. He then wants to stick his hand down my pants...so I sit sideways and he begins to try to finger my asshole.....it was easy cus I had no underware on ...i hadn't worn underware for like 3 days cus I had no clean underware or clean anything...I had not done laundry since Prague. It was actually weird cus he couldnt get to my asshole cus my asshole isnt at my side and since we had to pretend we were just sitting there...it was kind of an awkward arrangement...especially cus he put my scarf on his arm in order to cover it. So I leave and then he starts to follow me...i speed up and take another street---i didnt know if he wanted to fuck or steal from me!!!
Today I decided that It was time for me to leave Barcelona so I went to the train station and got a ticket. I also went to a cruisy toilet right near the ticket center. I went in had an eye contact with a guy but didnt think twice about it...i also had to go back cus I was supposed to have lunh with the people I am staying with....marcello and fer! So i go down to the metro and get a ticket--then I notice the guy from the bathroom there. I go in and I look back and he tells me to come back to him--so I do. I go back and he tells me if i had a place. I say no I live with my mother! and he says lets do something in the bathroom so i was like sure! So we go back up and he tells me to get in the invalid bathroom cus thats the only one that closes completely...I get in an after like 20 seconds he follows....then i sucked him off and he came very quickly!!! ughhhhhh and that was that. Then went to a mexican restaurant and Fer ran away cus he got diarrhea...u know us bottoms we got sensitive stomachs!!! We did have great lunch convo which involved him getting fucked by 21 men last week ! and how he was gonna do coke tonight and get fucked by t his man named guille! and how his dick was like 25 cm which he tells me its like 10 inches or 11 inches. We go back to the apt and apparently Fer had another guy coming over...so he locks me and Marcello in Marcellos room and then Marcellos bf came and us 3 were locked in the room...it was a bit uncomfortable for me cus i was sitting there and they were all over each other. Now I need to go out...somewhere--anywhere!!! cus Fer is getting fucked, marce and his bf are fucking in their bedroom and I am in the living room chatting and posting a blog. I hate going out alone especially to a club but what can i do ....i feel weird here. Tomorrow--MADRID!
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Seville´s Train station
My trip back to Barcelona was supposed to be a smooth one. I was supposed to get to Sevilla´s train station, buy my ticket, and take the TRAINHOTEL to Barcelona. Of course, my trips are never smooth---I even have problems getting to Virginia sometimes. I get to the Sevilla stationa and the last train to leave for Barcelona, the overnight one, is packed to capacity. I am told I have to wait till Tuesday (today) and see if my trip would be possible. I no longer had a hotel or a place to stay at and I had practically no cash, except for the money I was going to use to buy the ticket. So I decided to stay thw hole night at the station and just wait for the morning to buy my ticket. I stay there and then at like 12 30 am they close the fucking station. They kick me out and I am left to wonder the streets of Sevilla with the luggage I had with me. I go outside and try to catch a taxi to nowhere cus I did not have a place to go...and of ocurse no taxis pass by. The train station opens at 4 30 am again so I decided to sit outside and just wait for it to open. I was already imagining being killed by a fellow homeless or having my money and laptop stolen. Fortunately nothing happened, tho laying on that hard floor for 4 hrs isnt a fun thing to do. So i go back into the station at 4 30 when they finally open the station and at 6 am when they open the ticket counter they tell me that Barcelona is all taken...no room in any of the 4 trains that leave for Barcelona. There are no more trains for tomorrow either--apparently Barcelona is all boked for 4 days!!! So the train option is out. I finally got Lizzie to buy me a ticket with her card and and I am supposed to leave on Thursday....on a PLANE!!!! ughhhhhhhh not having ur cards in a foreign country sucks asshole!!!!!!!!!! thank god the card is in the mail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The most interesting part of the night was the bathroom. I didnt know it and I just happened to have found it out by mistake. I was about to leave the station but then I had to pee. I go in the bathroom and there are a couple of men giving each other werid looks. The voice of experience tells me that the Sevilla bathroom is a hook up site....that and the drawings of cocks and assholes on the stalls. Since my honors thesis will be on cruising spots I decide to start my fieldwork. There is a line of men jacking off in their individual stalls like if this was not a public place. The last 2 go into one of the close stalls and I guess they had sex. Theres a man, opf about 33 yr of age and he keeps looking at me. He has a nerdy look to him--but a cute/clean look to him. I look at him and notice he has a cane!!! So we look at each other a couple of times more and we walk in and out of the bathroom and then I go into one of the close stalls and he goes in with me. HAHAHAHAHA he had such a nice dick....so we touched each other and I blew him for a few...I would have continued but he forgot to lock the door and some1 opened it in the middle of it. I just heard some1 surprised expression and then the door locked again...the man did not care he wanted to continue...I sort of freaked out and basically threw him out of the stall...then he began to knock on my door like a mad man--HE HAD FORGOTTEN HIS CANE!!!!!!! so i just threw it from under the door lol !!!Thats how i spent the hours at the train station actually...except for the times that it was close....this morning this really cute young guy was there jacking off !!!! I really wanted to do something more than just watch but he said he only liked to watch other pèople masturbate...LAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Then this other man that him and I ha an eye game for about 2 hrs!!!! he didnt wanan do anything in the bathroom...so we went outside to the place where they put the garbage and I sucked him off there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank God we were not in the states....all that going in and out and all those weird actions would have been suspicious and they would have prob thought I had a bomb hiding in my sphincter!
The most interesting part of the night was the bathroom. I didnt know it and I just happened to have found it out by mistake. I was about to leave the station but then I had to pee. I go in the bathroom and there are a couple of men giving each other werid looks. The voice of experience tells me that the Sevilla bathroom is a hook up site....that and the drawings of cocks and assholes on the stalls. Since my honors thesis will be on cruising spots I decide to start my fieldwork. There is a line of men jacking off in their individual stalls like if this was not a public place. The last 2 go into one of the close stalls and I guess they had sex. Theres a man, opf about 33 yr of age and he keeps looking at me. He has a nerdy look to him--but a cute/clean look to him. I look at him and notice he has a cane!!! So we look at each other a couple of times more and we walk in and out of the bathroom and then I go into one of the close stalls and he goes in with me. HAHAHAHAHA he had such a nice dick....so we touched each other and I blew him for a few...I would have continued but he forgot to lock the door and some1 opened it in the middle of it. I just heard some1 surprised expression and then the door locked again...the man did not care he wanted to continue...I sort of freaked out and basically threw him out of the stall...then he began to knock on my door like a mad man--HE HAD FORGOTTEN HIS CANE!!!!!!! so i just threw it from under the door lol !!!Thats how i spent the hours at the train station actually...except for the times that it was close....this morning this really cute young guy was there jacking off !!!! I really wanted to do something more than just watch but he said he only liked to watch other pèople masturbate...LAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Then this other man that him and I ha an eye game for about 2 hrs!!!! he didnt wanan do anything in the bathroom...so we went outside to the place where they put the garbage and I sucked him off there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank God we were not in the states....all that going in and out and all those weird actions would have been suspicious and they would have prob thought I had a bomb hiding in my sphincter!
Monday, April 9, 2007
The end of Sevilla--back to barcelona and a certain some1 named Eric Evans!
Sevilla has been pretty tame when it comes to crazy adventures or promiscuity. It was Holy week so I was not expecting some crazy o rgy around a cross--tho u never know! The star of my trip has been the guy I am staying with....he is this gay 34 yr old man that is into asians. He met a Filipino on Thursday and since no1 was in the house he decided to fuck in the living room....he doesnt know this butttt when I got home at 5 am I saw him getting hiss ass eaten !!! I would have stayed watching but it was really dark and I was very tired and cold so I just decided to go to up to bed. I did, however, made us of my oral skills with some1 in the streets. Sevilla is great--full of narrow streets that lead no nowhere and great little places for a quickie!!! It was a true quickie!!! but a much needed one none the less. I also saw a couple taking a shit together behind a car but thats another story! Lizzie and I got into a lesbian bar to drink mojitos---worst mojitos ever---dont ever go there its right off reyes catolicos on the burger king side!!! Everyone there was a big dyke!!! so we drank our drinks and left cus i mean what the hell were we gonna find there? So my bar experience in sevilla has been limited to a Bears Bar and a lesbian bar!! some1 told me they had dark rooms here....damn !
I need to go bqck to barcelona and stay with my friend again. My mom is sending me the bank card and I need to wait for it. I know it sounds crazy but I dont wanna return to barcelona...but I guess I have to !!! This time, however, I will make sure I enjoy the other aspect of the city. Soooo, this morning I get a facebook email saying the following:
From: Eric Evans
To: Freddy J Gonzalez
Subject:
Message: im sorry man i had to ban you permanently from our group "I'd fuck the caf" because of your outlandish behavior and foul language. You make us sick.
WHAT THE FUCK?? WHO IS THIS KID ? SHOULD I KNOW HIM ? and where does he get that conclusion from...if he gets it from my postings on facebook and my blog he still has a lot to see and experience cus next semester I will make sure we meet and that the sickness I cause him will be increased !!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need to go bqck to barcelona and stay with my friend again. My mom is sending me the bank card and I need to wait for it. I know it sounds crazy but I dont wanna return to barcelona...but I guess I have to !!! This time, however, I will make sure I enjoy the other aspect of the city. Soooo, this morning I get a facebook email saying the following:
From: Eric Evans
To: Freddy J Gonzalez
Subject:
Message: im sorry man i had to ban you permanently from our group "I'd fuck the caf" because of your outlandish behavior and foul language. You make us sick.
WHAT THE FUCK?? WHO IS THIS KID ? SHOULD I KNOW HIM ? and where does he get that conclusion from...if he gets it from my postings on facebook and my blog he still has a lot to see and experience cus next semester I will make sure we meet and that the sickness I cause him will be increased !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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